Is it me or does she kind of look like Cher?

bingethinker: Lost 20 pounds? Did she take off her makeup?

clearly not.


/no cure or exercise routine for trashiness.

Meh...still don't care.

What happened to her skin? Why is it that colour? I thought something was wrong with my laptop screen.

What the hell is a Snooki?

/anything like a Bieber?
//WTF is a Bieber?

/Zantrex, Valtrex, who knows the difference...

I'm confused, is this a before or after picture?



If your gut sticks out as far as your boobs, something's off. There's something I call the boob/penis rule - if your gut is sticking out as far, or farther than, your boobs (women) or your penis (men) then you need to lose weight, stat.

If she wasn't such a vain, vapid whore I'd find her attractive.

still no cure for her choice of shoes

pair of monochrome striped platform boots

Mono = "one", chome = "color"; Black + white ≠ "one color". You dumbass Limeys invented the language, at least use it properly.

Also, still no cure for duckface.

Good for her, being a fat little oompa loompa is no way to go through life.

I'd do her..

There's something about those New England Italian girls that just does it for me..

I still wouldn't fark her with Newt Gingrich's dick.

Raug the Dwarf: Is it me or does she kind of look like Cher?

Damn it...I was coming in to say that.

Raug the Dwarf: Is it me or does she kind of look like Cher?

That's exactly what I thought. A short dumpy Cher.

Yes she'shiattable now, but do they even make fully functional full suit body condoms? Or is that just something we sometimes wish were a reality?

I'd imagine the marketing tag line for it would be: "Ultimate armor for your desperate bravery."

So she finally embraced the wisdom of her people:

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

Yes, but she is still a tramp.

Cymbal: Yes she'shiattable now."

Filter pwned.

Persnickety: Cymbal: Yes she'shiattable now."

Filter pwned.

Haha, she'd prob like that too.

It's not fair to make fun of midgets

I'd hit it-repeatedly-with a bat until it went away, promising never ever to return to the airwaves or Fark ever again.

GameSprocket: Raug the Dwarf: Is it me or does she kind of look like Cher?

That's exactly what I thought. A short dumpy Cher.

Instead of the tall transvestite look that Cher has rocked for 2 decades?

btrflykate: BarleyGnome: I'd do her..

There's something about those New England Italian girls that just does it for me..

She's from New Jersey. That's not in New England.

Sincerely,
New Englander who doesn't want to be associated with New Jersey


I don't think people from Jersey want to be associated with Jersey.

Jim from Saint Paul: GameSprocket: Raug the Dwarf: Is it me or does she kind of look like Cher?

That's exactly what I thought. A short dumpy Cher.

Instead of the tall transvestite look that Cher has rocked for 2 decades?

Yep. I also thing that Snooki is just the chick to turn Chaz back into Charity.

They flushed her vagina?

GameSprocket: Jim from Saint Paul: GameSprocket: Raug the Dwarf: Is it me or does she kind of look like Cher?

That's exactly what I thought. A short dumpy Cher.

Instead of the tall transvestite look that Cher has rocked for 2 decades?

Yep. I also thing that Snooki is just the chick to turn Chaz back into Charity Chastity.

FTFY

I'd hit it. Tiny women make your penis look big.

She's looking great. Haters gonna hate.

Really it helps you lose weight

B.L.Z. Bub: GameSprocket: Jim from Saint Paul: GameSprocket: Raug the Dwarf: Is it me or does she kind of look like Cher?

That's exactly what I thought. A short dumpy Cher.

Instead of the tall transvestite look that Cher has rocked for 2 decades?

Yep. I also thing that Snooki is just the chick to turn Chaz back into Charity Chastity.

FTFY

Well, by the time he/she makes the round trip, any sex would be charity.

/Good save?

I like Snooki.

Snooki is an American treasure. It's a statement on the inclusiveness of our culture that we could turn a Chilean into a guido - the guido culture itself being an extreme manifestation of the celebration of consumerism and ignorance rampant in our society throughout its history.

Congratulations, America! You earned it.

Oh neat, a pumpkin with a wig.

Best In The World: He has 2 kno thurrrs cameras thurrr.

I've thought this login was a sham/joke login since I first noticed some of your posts, but geez...that seals it. Who is this...REALLY?

btrflykate: BarleyGnome: I'd do her..

There's something about those New England Italian girls that just does it for me..

She's from New Jersey. That's not in New England.

Sincerely,
New Englander who doesn't want to be associated with New Jersey

Sorry about that.. Although I wouldn't want to be associated with the state that freaked out over moon men LED signs either..

Cymbal: Yes she'shiattable now, but do they even make fully functional full suit body condoms? Or is that just something we sometimes wish were a reality?

I'd imagine the marketing tag line for it would be: "Ultimate armor for your desperate bravery."

I find her shiattable as well. I think I left some snookis in the toilet a half hour ago.

She's from Marlboro, New York according to Wikipedia...bad enough that we have that trash coming to my state - don't make her be from here.

Cymbal: Yes she'shiattable now, but do they even make fully functional full suit body condoms? Or is that just something we sometimes wish were a reality?

I'd imagine the marketing tag line for it would be: "Ultimate armor for your desperate bravery."

I LOL'ed. Thank you.

btrflykate: BarleyGnome: I'd do her..

There's something about those New England Italian girls that just does it for me..

She's from New Jersey. That's not in New England.

Sincerely,
New Englander who doesn't want to be associated with New Jersey

On behalf of all New Englanders, thank you!

(Unfortunately, DJ Pauly Douchebag is still from New England, and, to add insult to injury, my home state)