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DjangoStonereaver

2012-01-26 07:18:43 AM

"I have no comment at this time because the penis going THERE."

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-01-26 08:26:56 AM

She looks a little squirrelly, like she wants nuts or something.

Captain Oates

2012-01-26 08:42:50 AM

I'd let her make a clay bust of my balls and tell me "this is how I see you."

themeaningoflifeisnot

2012-01-26 08:50:37 AM

I wouldn't touch her with your paint brush.

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-26 08:51:00 AM

Captain Oates: I'd let her make a clay bust of my balls and tell me "this is how I see you."

Bust your balls with clay?

Captain Oates

2012-01-26 08:57:43 AM

AbbeySomeone: Captain Oates: I'd let her make a clay bust of my balls and tell me "this is how I see you."

Bust your balls with clay?

Well when you put it that way... still YES, right up until it hardens.

/aware of what I did there

Milk D

2012-01-26 09:36:41 AM

first thing I thought was surprise buttseks.

INeedAName

2012-01-26 09:39:05 AM

There is nothing in that picture that makes me find her at all appealing.

stovepipe

2012-01-26 09:40:58 AM

I'd hit it just for the free pot.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-01-26 09:41:30 AM

I'm thinking behind that door, lurks the body of a large woman.
Better then a My Space angle; a non-transparent, strategically placed object, blocking out your body.

rabidarmadillo24

2012-01-26 09:42:22 AM

My first thought was Two Face from Batman.

obscure_reference_man

2012-01-26 09:43:13 AM

I'll have to pass on this one. I have too much respect for my wang.

Dahnkster

2012-01-26 09:43:54 AM

Despite the NY Post pic, she's a little Reubenesque for my tastes.

And by reubenesque, I mean One who has eaten too many Reubens and shows it with their gut. And by NY Post I mean worthless yellow journalist rag to wipe off shiat from your mangy dog's arse.

cleveoh

2012-01-26 09:45:07 AM

Judging by the photo, Mila Kunis has really let herself go since Black Swan.

Ooba Tooba

2012-01-26 09:47:22 AM

As a student? Oh hell yes. Now? With my knowledge of Mexican women and their craziness, no.

drongozone

2012-01-26 09:47:57 AM

subby forgot to add "if you know what I mean, and I think you do"

KimNorth

2012-01-26 09:50:00 AM

What is with teachers now being all tat-ed up?
She has one an her forearm that they blurred out and I'm sure the tramp-stamp.

DeCypher44

2012-01-26 09:50:58 AM

Is that a wedding ring??

steamingpile

2012-01-26 09:51:26 AM

Everyone talking how they wouldn't touch her is not thinking like a HS boy, which basically means if they have any opportunity other than their hand they will take it.

And so would all of you at that age.

Dahnkster

2012-01-26 09:52:26 AM

Tee Hee, Did you bring the Cheetos. Cause I got the munchies.

_{Them fingers gonna be so fat one day, you won't be able to fit more than 3 or 4 inside a sophomore's pooper.}

Galloping Galoshes

2012-01-26 09:52:44 AM

KimNorth: What is with teachers now being all tat-ed up?
She has one an her forearm that they blurred out and I'm sure the tramp-stamp.

Teachers are people too. Lots of people get regrettable skin art.

Dahnkster

2012-01-26 09:57:13 AM

steamingpile:
And so would all of you at that age.

I know you to be correct in this matter. Rays of sunshine on my lap gave me an erection at that age. I played 'house' and 'doctor' since first grade. I flirted with my mom's friends when I was 10. Lost my virginity by age 11 and my penis fell off just minutes ago.

IamPatSajak

2012-01-26 10:02:43 AM

I am beginning to rethink homeschooling.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-01-26 10:10:04 AM

cleveoh: Judging by the photo, Mila Kunis has really let herself go since Black Swan.

Eating too much Natalie Portman I suppose.

masercot

2012-01-26 10:10:50 AM

What bothers me most about this is that some teenagers drank and smoked dope with the woman, then turned her in...

What a bunch of spineless weasels...

tankjr

2012-01-26 10:15:21 AM

masercot: What bothers me most about this is that some teenagers drank and smoked dope with the woman, then turned her in...

What a bunch of spineless weasels...

That's the problem with boys. It's all high fives and shiat afterwards. Teenage girls are smart enough to keep their mouths shut about this stuff.

theknuckler_33

2012-01-26 10:27:23 AM

I'd fingerpaint it.

Mitch Taylor's Bro

2012-01-26 10:32:10 AM

masercot: What bothers me most about this is that some teenagers drank and smoked dope with the woman, then turned her in...

What a bunch of ~~spineless weasels~~ dumbasses...

A place for you and your HS buddies to hang out, smoke pot, drink and get laid? You guard that shiat like the password to Fort Knox!

/ 1234
// dammit!

maliklockett

2012-01-26 10:55:24 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: masercot: What bothers me most about this is that some teenagers drank and smoked dope with the woman, then turned her in...

What a bunch of spineless weasels dumbasses...

A place for you and your HS buddies to hang out, smoke pot, drink and get laid? You guard that shiat like the password to Fort Knox!

/ 1234
// dammit!

At that age, bragging rights are almost as important.

No one is giving them points for thinking ahead

More_Like_A_Stain

2012-01-26 11:11:19 AM

KimNorth: What is with teachers now being all tat-ed up?
She has one an her forearm that they blurred out and I'm sure the tramp-stamp.

Yeah, she even has a tattoo her face and on the door. Oh wait, those are all the same shadow from the tree in the front yard.

The Irresponsible Captain

2012-01-26 11:16:22 AM

IamPatSajak: I am beginning to rethink homeschooling.

Keep it in the family?

Trance750

2012-01-26 11:26:32 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: IamPatSajak: I am beginning to rethink homeschooling.

Keep it in the family?

Works for Kentucky.

spillthecat

2012-01-26 11:31:34 AM

/hot like Lionel

faultytower

2012-01-26 11:44:41 AM

The light! It burnsessssss!

Eternal Virgin

2012-01-26 11:47:35 AM

Ooba Tooba: As a student? Oh hell yes. Now? With my knowledge of Mexican women and their craziness, no.

Who said she's Mexican?

Marine1

2012-01-26 11:47:41 AM

Or as she's now known, "The coolest teacher ever."

zonalpony

2012-01-26 12:12:12 PM

oooh Giovi why?! :-(

/shaking head

watson.t.hamster

2012-01-26 12:49:33 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm thinking behind that door, lurks the body of a large woman.
Better then a My Space angle; a non-transparent, strategically placed object, blocking out your body.

My thought too. If she had a good body it would feature prominently in the picture.

/not that it matters at all to a teenage boy.

FormlessOne

2012-01-26 04:02:57 PM

Wait - so, no evidence, no charges, no anything? Because an arbitrator found the stories of the kids believable, she was just fired?

algrant33

2012-01-26 04:13:08 PM

FormlessOne: Wait - so, no evidence, no charges, no anything? Because an arbitrator found the stories of the kids believable, she was just fired?

This is what I want to know, too.

Remember though, this is Jolly Ol' England, where a constable can put you in jail indefinitely for the public's protection, without so much as a hearing or formal charges, let alone a trial.

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