If you let god babysit your kids you don't have much chance of coming home and fulfilling your babysitter fantasy.

In Virginia, child care centers run by churches are exempt from state regulations.

Man I feel bad for those kids, hopefully they get a better place to live after this. I wonder where the other "parent" was...

HotIgneous Intruder: In Virginia, child care centers run by churches are exempt from state regulations.

Well that makes sense as nothing bad has ever happened to children by church workers and priests. :)

Does anyone else get annoyed by local-newspaper websites that refuse to mention what state they're in?

NOT MY GOD

/LIBERTARIANS WOULDA NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN.

Well, just look at his record. God only ever had one kid, and just look how he ended up.

If that had happened two millennia later, we could read about it in the tabloids.

He heard Jerry Sandusky was not available.

What? No! HE left YOU in charge of the kids!

GiraffeWaffles: If you let god babysit your kids you don't have much chance of coming home and fulfilling your babysitter fantasy.

But god is everywhere. Even in your pants. So when you leave your kids with god, you're nailing the babysitter all the time.

Parent is in jail and the kids are safe.
God did his job.

This is attack on the moral fabric of our country. God is not only a good babysitter he better than every babysitter ever conceived by man and formed into a super voltron (the lion one). To even suggest that God is a poor babysitter is just another attack by the goddless left wing heathens of this country. They should PUT THOSE BABIES BACK, God can handle this and anyone who disagrees should be burned at the stake!

I think it's a nice effort to try and get the religous nuts on his side.

"God watches over all little children. He's a man of faith!