To be fair, this is much less disturbing than the guy who was spraying women with spray bottles full of semen at a grocery store near my old house.

Strangely enough, this summer, I saw one of the most beautiful girl/woman I've seen in years at a Walmart....

Strangely, the cashier was one of the uglier one, the difference was almost enough to cause a shockwave.

hot like wasabi: To be fair, this is much less disturbing than the guy who was spraying women with spray bottles full of semen at a grocery store near my old house.

Or the butt-slasher...

If you want classier upskirt photos, head to Target.

" Ladies, just stick to pants when you go shopping so you don't have to worry about these pervs."

I had to look at who wrote this because it reads like something a guy might write. I'm surprised it is a woman. It's like telling a woman to dress conservatively so she doesn't have to worry about these rapists.

Poor dumb bastard doesn't realize he could probably get you're average Wal-Mart shopper to have sex with him for a carton of Kool cigarettes, or case of computer cleaner.

How did he get caught anyway, isn't that place like Hamsterdam from The Wire?

But some guys are into gutter trash.

Gunt fetish?

MagSeven: hot like wasabi: To be fair, this is much less disturbing than the guy who was spraying women with spray bottles full of semen at a grocery store near my old house.

Or the butt-slasher...

Oh man, yeah. I forgot about that. I think I might just quit leaving my house.

What? No mirrors available?

Slightly off-topic story: Hit the local Starbucks this morning. In there were two girls from the local highschool. Oddly enough, dressed up as if they were going to a prom or other dance. Very short, very tight dresses.

1 - Why didn't girls dress like this when I was in school?
2 - I kind of felt pervish when I looked at them (no, I didn't stare - more of an unexpected shock first thing in the morning)
3 - This guy should've been here this morning. Probably a better talent level.

Hmmm..."video voyeurism", that's interesting. I wonder what happens if a stiff breeze blows a lady's dress up and you snap a shot of that? Or she's on a hill above you, like at concert on the grass or something? Or is wearing a white shirt and gets caught in a sudden downpour? Or is at the beach and a dog pulls down her bikini bottom?

Of course, decent people wouldn't take pictures of these things. But if you intend to arrest people for being depraved pervo douches, you're going to have one seriously exhausted police force.

What about those people who took pictures of Britney Spears' and Emma Watson's cooters? Were they charged?

skinink: If you want classier upskirt photos, head to Target.

" Ladies, just stick to pants when you go shopping so you don't have to worry about these pervs."

I had to look at who wrote this because it reads like something a guy might write. I'm surprised it is a woman. It's like telling a woman to dress conservatively so she doesn't have to worry about these rapists.

My thoughts exactly.

skinink: If you want classier upskirt photos, head to Target.

" Ladies, just stick to pants when you go shopping so you don't have to worry about these pervs."

I had to look at who wrote this because it reads like something a guy might write. I'm surprised it is a woman. It's like telling a woman to dress conservatively so she doesn't have to worry about these rapists.

To be fair, it isn't quite the same since wearing pants will actually prevent upSKIRT pictures.
But yeah, putting the responsibility on women to not be targeted is uncool.

What if the guy was just doing market research for the panty industry? Did he carry a clipboard with
- Hanes |||/
- Fruit of the Loom ||||/ ||||/ |||
- L'Eggs |||
- Other ||||/ |||||/ |||||/ |||
... on it? Because that would seem to be a valid business model. Panty companies need that kind of data, you know.

tillerman35: What if the guy was just doing market research for the panty industry? Did he carry a clipboard with
- Hanes |||/
- Fruit of the Loom ||||/ ||||/ |||
- L'Eggs |||
- Other ||||/ |||||/ |||||/ |||
... on it? Because that would seem to be a valid business model. Panty companies need that kind of data, you know.

DELETE FROM PANTY_DATA WHERE WAIST_SIZEEXEC MASTURBATE_FURIOUSLY

Hmmmm, Shoe Camera...that gives me a GREAT idea...boy this is going to be a fun weekend...

Will this be today's AW thread?

Will we have four in four days?

tillerman35: What if the guy was just doing market research for the panty industry? Did he carry a clipboard with
- Hanes |||/
- Fruit of the Loom ||||/ ||||/ |||
- L'Eggs |||
- Other ||||/ |||||/ |||||/ |||
... on it? Because that would seem to be a valid business model. Panty companies need that kind of data, you know.

Wouldn't it be easier to use the below?
III = 3
IIII= 5

imfallen_angel: Strangely enough, this summer, I saw one of the most beautiful girl/woman I've seen in years at a Walmart....

Strangely, the cashier was one of the uglier one, the difference was almost enough to cause a shockwave.


Seems to happen to me a lot too. Incredibly beautiful women walks by and wow. 10 minutes later, one of the fugliest rejects this side of the state fair. It really is a study in opposites. See the fattest whale you've ever seen in your life. Next aisle over, there's a girl so farking skinny you only noticed her because the shopping cart looked like it was being pushed by a broom.

Why is it *I* never see this at Walmart?

Best In The World: "Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." - Walter Kerr

Stuff like this is just disrespectful. It's like, U can be into Gonzo Pron, but U gots 2 watch that at home & it don't mean that UR totally into wack behavior. But if U out in public and exhibit these kinds of thangs it means that U've got no game. Any bro with an apartment can get him a dial down list of honies. Just send D2F down tha list & go with tha best option. But, if you B unsolicited? That's just wrong, playa.

This shtick was pretty funny the first 30 times you posted it.

Uptent.

I can't speak about any Walmart except our local one, and yeah, there is the occasional moose, as you'd find in any grocery story. However, there's also the occasional hot piece of ass, too. Maybe it helps that I don't live in farking Detroit, or some shiatty place down south.