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(Yahoo)   Birdman is going to place a bigger bet on the Super Bowl than you'll make in your life. Leaves subby stuntin' like his daddy   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 40
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2012-01-26 08:23:10 AM
Allow me to be the first to say 'who?'
 
2012-01-26 08:23:20 AM
Who?

seriously...who the fark is this idiot?

Oh...and...

" I plan on wagering $5 million on the game to anyone who wants the action."

Uh...go to Vegas then dummy. They'll be happy to take your money.
 
2012-01-26 08:23:57 AM
damn...10 seconds.
 
2012-01-26 08:24:01 AM
At least he's not gambling it away in the stock market.
 
2012-01-26 08:25:01 AM
Who the hell is Birdman and why does he have so much money? Do I need to go get face tattoos too or something?
 
2012-01-26 08:26:29 AM
Isn't he a lawyer?
 
2012-01-26 08:27:17 AM
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Ha ha, make.
 
2012-01-26 08:28:09 AM
So much of that headline I didn't understand
 
2012-01-26 08:29:14 AM
With all that coin, why isn't he in the GOP primary?
 
2012-01-26 08:31:02 AM
miasportsguy.com
 
2012-01-26 08:31:23 AM
I look at his picture, and it makes me excited for the eventual article about how he's broke, living in the back seat of his mid-90s Saturn, etc.

Seriously...if you'd got so much money you'll literally just throw it away, do some good with it man. Give back to your community...build a park (with metal detectors at the gates of course), etc.
 
2012-01-26 08:32:13 AM
Got to love the white racists on Yahoo. Every time I open a link I hold out a little hope, scroll to the bottom and shake my head. Birdman is as much a role model as Eminem or Jesse James.
 
2012-01-26 08:33:07 AM
i.i.com.com

pshhhh. only five million? lightweight.
 
2012-01-26 08:36:12 AM
He found me trespassing on his real estate.
 
2012-01-26 08:38:22 AM
I guess he got that thing I sent him.
 
2012-01-26 08:39:47 AM
resource.mmgn.com

"I'll take that action!"
 
2012-01-26 08:43:29 AM
I try to wear a million dollars worth of jewlery every day too. Try.

Cash money makin and keeping a mil under the mattress? I bet thats how the real money makers roll too. Buffet always deals in cash only. I bet Romney keeps a mil under every mattress he owns too. Gates? All his money is invested in platinum grills studded with the jewled teeth of ancient kings....
 
2012-01-26 08:43:40 AM
Birdman is a rapper/producer. he owns his own lable and makes a ton of money off of lil wayne alone. his newphew is #42 on the pats Benjarvus Green-Ellis. sadly its the Pats that hes betting the 5 million on if someone takes him up on it. thats alot of money to lose when the giants win the Superb Owl!!



yea i went there
 
2012-01-26 08:46:27 AM
4 or 5 Touchdowns, Bye weeks, 8 months of Summer
Everyone makin' millions but I ain't no motherf*ckin' stunta
Wearin' tats, where they at, rat-tat-tat-tat
I'm representin' 3rd down, you a rookie, I'm a vet
You the captain, you get crunched
I'm the winner, eatin' free lunch, hit the weed, pass on punts
How you like me now, gold rings when I win
Take me out the draft but I'm still buckwild
 
2012-01-26 08:49:01 AM
He could probably get Romney to take that bet.
 
2012-01-26 08:49:47 AM

DjangoStonereaver:

"I'll take that action!"


You actually made me laugh out loud. +1 to you, good sir.
 
2012-01-26 08:54:38 AM
You DO realize this is all fake, right? The jewelery, the cash, all fake, all of it.
 
2012-01-26 08:56:37 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net
huh?
 
2012-01-26 08:57:52 AM
People who have no experience being about substantial wealth have no mentors or role models from whom to learn. This is the real problem with the "New Rich".
 
2012-01-26 08:59:08 AM
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sharkbeagle: You DO realize this is all fake, right? The jewelery, the cash, all fake, all of it.

 
2012-01-26 09:01:43 AM

sharkbeagle: You DO realize this is all fake, right? The jewelery, the cash, all fake, all of it.


lolwut.jpg
 
2012-01-26 09:12:31 AM

RandomExcess: People who have no experience being about substantial wealth have no mentors or role models from whom to learn. This is the real problem with the "New Rich".


The other part of the problem is that people who have neither wealth nor experience with it have people like him as their role models.
 
2012-01-26 09:19:55 AM
I even went to his website and I'm still saying "who?"
 
2012-01-26 09:22:20 AM
Ahh man, the first time I read the headline I thought they were bringing this back:


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2012-01-26 09:27:59 AM
I see a tax evasion charge in his future.

Seriously though, who the Fark cares? There are larger bets made by much wealthier people that we will never hear about because they're not attention whoring morons who talk about themselves 24/7. I know it's part of the rapper MO to be a pompous ass, but seriously, they MUST get tired of always acting so full of themselves. Every time I see them acting like this it reminds me of Don Cheadle in Boogie Nights when he takes off the wig and gives up the act to just be himself. And no, I'm not mad at their "success," because to me a person's happiness isn't proportionate to their wealth. Otherwise, there would be no happy poor people or sad rich people. Also, I prefer to not look like a clown, weird, I know, but that's just me.
 
2012-01-26 09:40:46 AM

Doink_Boink: I see a tax evasion charge in his future.


Pfft! I bet his tax returns are spotless!
You don't think that "ca$h money makin" is a legitimate occupation in the IRS's eyes?
I bet you're one of those weirdos that uses a computer instead of crayons to fill yours out too.
 
2012-01-26 09:44:40 AM

deffuse: Allow me to be the first to say 'who?'


Dangit. I wanted to be the first to say "who?" I am getting way too old for this shiat. In the future, Fark needs to only refer to musicians where are in current or former lineups of Van Halen, Fleetwood Mac, The Who, Led Zeppelin, and maybe those Beatle dudes. My lawn. Off of it. Get.
 
2012-01-26 09:44:57 AM
What's wrong with his hand?
 
2012-01-26 10:10:04 AM
"The message was both semi-incoherent, semi-profane and written with capitalization rules normally found in ransom notes, so we won't link to it here."

lulz
 
2012-01-26 10:24:57 AM

AnubisMan: Got to love the white racists on Yahoo. Every time I open a link I hold out a little hope, scroll to the bottom and shake my head. Birdman is as much a role model as Eminem or Jesse James.


Uhhh...okay. I guess i missed all the posts that are extolling Eminem or Jesse James as role models. I'll look again.
/nope. not there.
 
2012-01-26 10:30:33 AM
Charlie Parker fans shake their heads.
 
2012-01-26 10:32:05 AM

ihatedumbpeople: I look at his picture, and it makes me excited for the eventual article about how he's broke, living in the back seat of his mid-90s Saturn, etc.

Seriously...if you'd got so much money you'll literally just throw it away, do some good with it man. Give back to your community...build a park (with metal detectors at the gates of course), etc.


Yo, but he be taken care of his posse, yo!
 
2012-01-26 10:33:03 AM
I'd take him up on that bet, but I have a feeling young money would run me down for not paying up.


/Giants are going to win.
//The Giants are in the superbowl this year right?
 
2012-01-26 10:55:18 AM
 
2012-01-26 03:10:41 PM
He's tight with lil Wayne.
theurbandaily.com
Real tight.
 
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