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While you were busy forcing your 8-year-old daughter to watch My Little Ponies so you had an excuse to watch, this little girl was learning to shred
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Professor_Falken
2012-01-26 10:49:08 AM
HOLY SH_
Chunky_Charlie
2012-01-26 10:59:35 AM
"Look pa, no hands!"
That's totally shooped. I can hear the pixels.
Clarinch
2012-01-26 11:00:08 AM
Is this going to be another one of those
"Yeah she can play, but she isn't old enough to play the EMOTION!"
threads?
s2s2s2
2012-01-26 11:00:47 AM
Clarinch
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Is this going to be another one of those
"Yeah she can play, but she isn't old enough to play the EMOTION!"
threads?
Or maybe "she needs to stop looking at the fretboard"?
tillerman35
2012-01-26 11:16:24 AM
When my oldest son was eight, he played the Toccata from Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor for his piano recital. He wanted to learn the fugue, but it requires an organ with multiple manuals (keyboards) and a full set of 32 pedals. There are arrangements for piano, but they all suck. The Toccata only has one note that needs a pedal (a low D), but it can be "faked" on a piano that has a sustenuto pedal.
Kids can do a lot more than most parents think they can. Honestly, I think the phrase "that's too difficult for you, sweetie" has ruined more budding musicians than anything else. We start them out on stuff that's so stupid and easy that they get the impression that it will take YEARS to do anything demanding. And so it does. Give them the confidence that they can handle anything, and they will work from that assumption with the knowledge that it's just a matter of practice and patience. Some (probably most) of them will still quit. But I'd rather see them quit because they think that it's simply not worth the effort than because they believe it's impossible.
LasersHurt
2012-01-26 11:24:04 AM
"I've heard a lot better!"
"She can play it, but can she feeeeeel it?"
"I'd hit it!"
These threads are a pain in my ass. She's good, that's cool.
DSanchez
2012-01-26 11:38:14 AM
Why do I hear drums?
s2s2s2
2012-01-26 11:41:25 AM
DSanchez
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Why do I hear drums?
Maybe it's just your upper lip?
GoodyearPimp
2012-01-26 11:46:28 AM
Cheers for rote memorization. It's great and all, but she's not a genius for practicing something 1000 times. When she starts cranking out original material, or even just throws in a little flourish here and there then that's something.
Kar98
2012-01-26 12:00:54 PM
Eight year olds, Dude...
factoryconnection
2012-01-26 12:05:22 PM
"8-year-old guitarist makes us all look bad."
TRUE. That level of dedication to practicing is something all musicians should strive for and most rarely attain. Hell, getting guys in my band to practice between rehearsals has been a long-time challenge even before I entered the "parenthood" range.
LasersHurt
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These threads are a pain in my ass. She's good, that's cool.
Yes, it is cool... so fortunate when a parent happens to turn a child on to something they're clearly born to do.
nyseattitude
2012-01-26 12:06:52 PM
She's been on Fark before
(new window)
BenJammin
2012-01-26 12:22:47 PM
Very, very impressed.!!
Inconceivable!
2012-01-26 12:28:50 PM
It helps to have parents/family members who also play music... kinda jealous of those people...
jdog71
2012-01-26 12:37:02 PM
GoodyearPimp
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Cheers for rote memorization. It's great and all, but
she's not a genius for practicing something 1000 times.
When she starts cranking out original material, or even just throws in a little flourish here and there then that's something.
MooseUpNorth
2012-01-26 12:52:44 PM
LasersHurt
:
These threads are a pain in my ass. She's good, that's cool.
There's an ointment for that.
This About That
2012-01-26 01:01:36 PM
Very nice. Would have been better without the crappy drum thumping.
proteon
2012-01-26 01:14:05 PM
My Little Pony was last years bacon.
She's good. I can imagine what her dad looks like.
zvoidx
2012-01-26 01:21:44 PM
s2s2s2
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Clarinch: Is this going to be another one of those
"Yeah she can play, but she isn't old enough to play the EMOTION!"
threads?
Or maybe "she needs to stop looking at the fretboard"?
Yet here's Yngwie sitting down and staring at the fretboard the whole time once he starts soloing...
Link
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Professor_Falken
2012-01-26 01:24:29 PM
GoodyearPimp
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Cheers for rote memorization. It's great and all, but she's not a genius for practicing something 1000 times. When she starts cranking out original material, or even just throws in a little flourish here and there then that's something.
/Hot
s2s2s2
2012-01-26 01:37:07 PM
zvoidx
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Yet here's Yngwie sitting down and staring at the fretboard the whole time once he starts soloing...
Link (new window)
Someone once posted several pictures of guitar greats looking at their hands while playing. I lol'ed.
/does also
factoryconnection
2012-01-26 03:00:01 PM
nyseattitude
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She's been on Fark before (new window)
That's the same girl? I remember seeing that video, too. So she can perform in front of an audience. I know a bunch of local, adult, male musicians that need to go to some classes taught by her on how not to freeze up when people are looking!
Der Poopflinger
2012-01-26 03:42:09 PM
what's wrong with looking at the fret board? I do it all the time, most of the people I know do too. If you're not on stage or playing in front of a bunch of people who gives a shiat? even then I still don't give a shiat
Heron
2012-01-26 05:08:57 PM
tillerman35
:
When my oldest son was eight, he played the Toccata from Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor for his piano recital. He wanted to learn the fugue, but it requires an organ with multiple manuals (keyboards) and a full set of 32 pedals. There are arrangements for piano, but they all suck. The Toccata only has one note that needs a pedal (a low D), but it can be "faked" on a piano that has a sustenuto pedal.
Kids can do a lot more than most parents think they can. Honestly, I think the phrase "that's too difficult for you, sweetie" has ruined more budding musicians than anything else. We start them out on stuff that's so stupid and easy that they get the impression that it will take YEARS to do anything demanding. And so it does. Give them the confidence that they can handle anything, and they will work from that assumption with the knowledge that it's just a matter of practice and patience. Some (probably most) of them will still quit. But I'd rather see them quit because they think that it's simply not worth the effort than because they believe it's impossible.
It's more than just music. My folks let me read pretty much whatever I liked, and taught me to read using passages from stuff like the Iliad. As a result, I had a post bachelor's reading level by 5th grade, and I've never met a standardized test I didn't annihilate. The best way to make a kid good at anything is to let them do it, and help them get better at it.
Conversely, the best possible way to make a child give up on and even resent a subject is for, say, a teacher to take it from them because "it's too hard for you". Tell a kid they're too stupid to read the book they want and they'll never pick up another book again.
ultraholland
2012-01-26 06:06:58 PM
nyseattitude:
She's been on Fark before (new window)
oh man, they're getting so sued
Donnchadha
2012-01-26 06:07:18 PM
That was horrible. She totally farked up around 41 seconds in.
Blink
2012-01-26 06:27:52 PM
Impressive. Not exactly sure why the subby decided to make it a my-kid-can-beat-up-your-kid contest. My kids say please, thank-you, don't chew with their mouths open, don't scream indoors and don't interrupt conversing adults. Near as I can tell, they're just about the only kids in their entire school with these skill-sets.
/nice to see a musical parent took the time to pass on their skills
//wish all parents did the same
///get off my damn lawn
sabatoa
2012-01-26 07:15:43 PM
Came expecting a snowboarder.
/left disappointed
Impasse
2012-01-26 07:28:59 PM
So when do the sex and drugs start?
barefoot in the head
2012-01-26 10:21:07 PM
Clarinch
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Is this going to be another one of those
"Yeah she can play, but she isn't old enough to play the EMOTION!"
threads?
There's no emotion required in needly-deedly.
CitizenTed
2012-01-27 12:05:03 AM
GoodyearPimp
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Cheers for rote memorization. It's great and all, but she's not a genius for practicing something 1000 times. When she starts cranking out original material, or even just throws in a little flourish here and there then that's something.
Tell me: when you were getting musical instruction, were there any requirements for rote memorization of scales and repetition of fingerwork to learn technique? At all? Or did you become a fully-formed master of a particular instrument by sheer force of your iron will and massive intellect? Or are you just a douchebag?
MixedNut
2012-01-27 07:00:49 AM
The guitar starts playing before she does in the very beginning.
Der Poopflinger
2012-01-27 11:20:19 AM
MixedNut
:
The guitar starts playing before she does in the very beginning.
there's drums being played yet clearly no one at the drum set
the sound and her playing are not in sync
I'm saying this is fake
boobsrgood
2012-01-27 01:33:55 PM
Well my third grader went to public school today, and they made her sing "God Bless America."
harm dealer
2012-01-27 08:43:12 PM
Watch both her hands. You can't fake that.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-28 01:36:56 AM
It's like subby watches me in my house.
Creepy.
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