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(The Sun) Sick Girl eats nothing but McDonald's chicken nuggets for 15 years, lives   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 196
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2012-01-25 11:33:14 PM
Sun, I am disappoint.
 
2012-01-25 11:38:35 PM
The only variation in Stacey's diet apart from fries is the occasional slice of toast for breakfast - and CRISPS.

God, that almost calls for dragging the Drama Chipmunk out of retirement.
 
2012-01-25 11:40:22 PM
"I just couldn't face even trying other foods. Mum gave up giving me anything else years ago.
Great job, mum.
 
2012-01-25 11:42:46 PM
I call shenanigans

/if she ate at McDonalds that much she'd be shaped like the Grimace
 
2012-01-25 11:48:40 PM
Damn, and I thought my typical, college kid slacker diet was bad.

/slightly comforting
//also surprised that she doesn't look like Jabba the Hutt
 
2012-01-25 11:53:40 PM
She's farkable.
 
2012-01-26 12:17:12 AM
I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...
 
2012-01-26 12:31:39 AM
The Sun.
The place to go for a compelling story, cause if they don't have a real one, they'll just make shiat up.
 
2012-01-26 12:39:29 AM
I'll admit, I am a fan of the chicken nugget. Chicken strips, whatever you want to call it. Fried chicken in general too (American or Japanese version).

But IF I'm going for chicken nuggets, I can't imagine picking McD's as my first choice. I mean, they'll DO, but even among fast food chains I prefer others. Dairy Queen, f'rinstance.
 
2012-01-26 12:40:58 AM
Paris1127: I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...

Not a problem. You ever eat fake crab? Kamaboko? Same deal, just imagine it's whitefish going in there.

/granted, your higher quality chicken nugget products are less... pulverized, but really, it's all about the cooking
 
2012-01-26 12:55:24 AM
make me some tea: She's farkable.

And, as the 15 year Chicken McNugget diet has proven, she's not very choosy about what she puts in her mouth.
 
2012-01-26 12:57:41 AM
Mum should be locked up.
 
2012-01-26 01:16:41 AM
If she ate a vegetable or fruit it would probably kill her.
 
2012-01-26 01:17:11 AM

lives, subby? really? you think she has lived?

www.chadhowsefitness.com

Come at me, Bro!
 
2012-01-26 01:17:44 AM
I for one, find this story very believable.
 
2012-01-26 01:18:48 AM
I bet she doesn't have a foul, permeating stench as a result of such. Nope. Not at all.
 
2012-01-26 01:20:36 AM
Paris1127: I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...

I bet that's what it looks like after this chick drops a deuce.
 
2012-01-26 01:21:13 AM
Factory worker Stacey...
 
2012-01-26 01:21:39 AM
I'm sure she gets supplimental protien from the guys she so nicely begs to buy her this crap!

Hey I like to do the fast food thing here and there too, but to eat NOTHING but would be DAMN expensive!
 
2012-01-26 01:22:10 AM
Cover them with enough hot mustard and I can choke them down.

It's also how I manage to eat pencil erasers and the rims of styrofoam cups when I'm hungry enough.
 
2012-01-26 01:22:18 AM
People rag on McDonalds,but nutritionally it's not a whole lot worse than any of the other crap we put into our bodies each day. Just eat reasonable quantities and you'll be fine.
 
2012-01-26 01:22:28 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I call shenanigans

/if she ate at McDonalds that much she'd be shaped like the Grimace


I'd think she also would have died of scurvy long ago.
 
2012-01-26 01:23:39 AM
Paris1127: I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...

Here you obviously haven't read this, just go straight to the section about McDonald's (new window)
 
2012-01-26 01:25:09 AM
She's been told in no uncertain terms that she'll die if she carries on like this

Umm...she's going to die if she stops or if she doesn't, doc.
 
2012-01-26 01:26:02 AM
lennavan: I for one, find this story very believable.

not a single chance of the media abusing free media rights here whatsoever
 
2012-01-26 01:26:10 AM
I could totally understand if they were chic-fil-a nuggets
 
2012-01-26 01:26:49 AM
Paris1127: I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...

don't believe every email you receive, grandma
 
2012-01-26 01:28:14 AM
She can lick the batter off my cock a doodle doo.
 
2012-01-26 01:28:51 AM
Subby RTFA

It says Chicken nuggets, not mc nuggets.

Also CRISP

MO FO CRISPS YO!
 
2012-01-26 01:29:03 AM
FTA: [Stacey's mom] once tried starving Stacey to get her to eat more nutritious foods - but to no avail.

How long did she actually try starving her? Was it to the point that her hunger pangs went away and she started getting light-headed?

If even that doesn't work, you take your kid to a psychologist. Your kid is broken beyond your ability to treat. The fact that her mom never did was an incredible disservice to her.
 
2012-01-26 01:30:03 AM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-26 01:30:30 AM
Someone, please, beat that mother with a free range chicken. Bad parent, bad!
 
2012-01-26 01:31:21 AM
LawyersRock: Umm...she's going to die if she stops or if she doesn't, doc.

Might be hurried a bit, but the importance of your existential point over rides that because you rock (in importance in an existential way)
 
2012-01-26 01:31:41 AM
SH_ S__NDS F_T

I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.
 
2012-01-26 01:32:16 AM
calbert: Paris1127: I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...

don't believe every email you receive, grandma


Never heard of mechanically separated chicken, eh? Google it.
 
2012-01-26 01:34:09 AM
So, turn her loose to feed herself. I bet she discovers other foods PDQ. Or dies.
 
2012-01-26 01:34:39 AM
buckler: I'd think she also would have died of scurvy long ago.

If she drank fruit juice, she might receive enough vitamin C to avoid deficiency issues. Ketchup also has some vitamin C. But yeah, I was thinking the same thing myself.
 
2012-01-26 01:37:04 AM
Buckler nailed it: "I'd think she also would have died of scurvy long ago."
It is difficult to list the deficiency diseases that would have afflicted her. Scurvy would be the big one.
I call shenanigans too.
 
2012-01-26 01:37:06 AM
Dinjiin: buckler: I'd think she also would have died of scurvy long ago.

If she drank fruit juice, she might receive enough vitamin C to avoid deficiency issues. Ketchup also has some vitamin C. But yeah, I was thinking the same thing myself.


Vitamin C without iron (which chicken is not high in) will still give scurvy

This girl has not had the diet described, she looks too healthy and too attention whoring,
 
2012-01-26 01:37:53 AM
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STOP EATING OUR YOUNG!!
 
2012-01-26 01:38:09 AM
While I don't condone a diet entirely of chicken nuggets, the utter hatred of them exhibited by some people baffles me. So they aren't made out of choice cuts of meat, so what? It's still animal parts, it's still edible, and it generally tastes pretty good. If it won't kill you outright, and tastes yummy, by all means enjoy the damn thing.
 
2012-01-26 01:38:17 AM
The Life Of Brian: I'm sure she gets supplimental protien from the guys she so nicely begs to buy her this crap!

Hey I like to do the fast food thing here and there too, but to eat NOTHING but would be DAMN expensive!


Can we end this rumor that semen is mostly protein already? It's mostly carbs.
 
2012-01-26 01:38:48 AM
AcneVulgaris: calbert: Paris1127: I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...

don't believe every email you receive, grandma

Never heard of mechanically separated chicken, eh? Google it.


I suppose the last time you googled MSP and McNuggets was before 2003, eh?
 
2012-01-26 01:38:55 AM
AcneVulgaris: calbert: Paris1127: I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...

don't believe every email you receive, grandma

Never heard of mechanically separated chicken, eh? Google it.


It says on snopes that mcnuggets have been msc free for 9 years. Doesn't make them good eating.
 
2012-01-26 01:40:01 AM
This is THE most retarded publicity stunt I have ever witnessed.
 
2012-01-26 01:43:56 AM
Aside from it being The Sun, is it even possible to survive on a purely meat (and breadcrumb) diet? There must be some essential nutrients missing. How much vitamin C is in chicken?
 
2012-01-26 01:44:17 AM
Esroc: While I don't condone a diet entirely of chicken nuggets, the utter hatred of them exhibited by some people baffles me. So they aren't made out of choice cuts of meat, so what? It's still animal parts, it's still edible, and it generally tastes pretty good. If it won't kill you outright, and tastes yummy, by all means enjoy the damn thing.

Umm...I think they were killing her.
 
2012-01-26 01:44:48 AM
Paris1127: I know how to put a stop to this... This is what's inside a chicken nugget (new window, not safe for lunch). Now try eating a nugget while looking at that photo...

http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/msm.asp

Let's stop spreading stupid chain e-mail rumors, shall we?
 
2012-01-26 01:45:43 AM
Fista-Phobia: This is THE most retarded publicity stunt I have ever witnessed."

Ironically the highest standards the Sun has is for Page 3. Superb looking women and their Page 3 girls competition rules state no synthetic boobs. Everywhere else it is pretty poor.
 
2012-01-26 01:46:00 AM
spman: People rag on McDonalds,but nutritionally it's not a whole lot worse than any of the other crap we put into our bodies each day. Just eat reasonable quantities and you'll be fine.

Wtf do put in your body most days? Apparently no fruits or vegetables and a high level of the least healthy fats known to man?

I ate kashi for breakfast, then a couple eggs a bit later, a burger with cheese and mushrooms (no bun), some milk, some quinoa with asparagus and chicken, some chips with hummus, and then a few more eggs. Then a half cup of toasted almonds later.
oh, and two bananas as snacks.

That's exactly the same as chicken nuggets, fries, and a coke. all carbs, proteins, and fats are identical right?
 
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