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(Hardball Talk)		Miami's new stadium will be called "Marlins' Park" to start the season. Fark can do better. (VE) (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com)		67
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Cewley

2012-01-25 09:14:12 PM

Marlins farked the Taxpayer Park.

Rex_Banner

2012-01-25 10:01:20 PM

Marlins Park is fine. Just add "There's No One At" to the beginning of it

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-25 11:23:20 PM

Old Man And The Sea Stadium

/a great place to catch the Marlins

Vodka Zombie

2012-01-25 11:25:11 PM

"Hotel Coral Essex?"

rlv.zcache.com

Harv72b

2012-01-25 11:31:23 PM

SilentStrider

2012-01-25 11:49:37 PM

The 'The Phillies Made Us Their biatch' Park.

shivashakti

2012-01-26 12:03:09 AM

Marlon's Park

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Fark Me To Tears

2012-01-26 12:44:30 AM

Homeless Field?

Vagrant Park?

Hobo Stadium?

Florida has a law that requires taxpayer-supported sports arenas to serve as homeless shelters on non-event days. Why not capitalize on that?

teto85

2012-01-26 03:13:09 AM

"Marlins Parked in last place"

puffy999

2012-01-26 03:20:37 AM

StopHavingaBoringTunaStopHavingaBoringLife Stadium

nicoffeine

2012-01-26 03:30:26 AM

The Amazing Philip Michael Thomas Grand Coliseum of Wonder and Mystery.

dave2198

2012-01-26 03:39:49 AM

The Land of Broken Dreams

Fun Dumpster

2012-01-26 03:51:11 AM

Vacancy Field

iron_city_ap

2012-01-26 04:09:45 AM

Giant monstrosity in the outfield at Marlins Field

ChiWhiteSox_56

2012-01-26 04:26:51 AM

I'll be calling it, "Since I'm trying to hit all the parks, I'll hit Miami so I can see another Buehrle game!" Park.

// has 16 parks under the belt, not counting Old Comiskey, Old Yankees and Shea
/// liked some better than others, but they're all unique experiences worth having

Tallman

2012-01-26 04:36:26 AM

The Miami Marlin's United Field In America

/'cuz that's what they gave the taxpayers of Miami in order to fund the damn thing.

zerkalo

2012-01-26 04:40:37 AM

South
Beach
Depot

SBD

VE for the butches yo

drumfreek

2012-01-26 07:35:28 AM

It should be Marlin Park. Marlin is the plural.

Close2TheEdge

2012-01-26 07:38:44 AM

GET OFF MY LAWN! Park

Ziegenbak

2012-01-26 07:49:54 AM

Hey look a new stadium didn't bring the horrible Miami sports fans to the game after all....park.

CognaciousThunk

2012-01-26 08:07:57 AM

"Marlins Old-Style Buffet"

Well they want the retirees to show up, right?

/bums in seats

save russian jews

2012-01-26 08:14:21 AM

The House That Great Aunt Ruth Built

Dogpants

2012-01-26 08:16:39 AM

No Really The New Uniforms Are Totally Not Gay Field

inert

2012-01-26 08:22:40 AM

I Guess You Could Say, Puts On Sunglasses, The Marlins' Marketing Department Struck Out YEEAHHH! Park

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-26 08:42:07 AM

America's Wang Ballpark

LoveRBS

2012-01-26 08:52:02 AM

Win World Series - Disband Team Park

bangmaid

2012-01-26 08:54:05 AM

Astroglide Park

/only a matter of time before they sponsor something. Makes sense for it to be in Miami.

DrBear

2012-01-26 09:02:55 AM

Elian Gonzalez Field.

Pratty

2012-01-26 09:12:10 AM

Fark Field

/Drew buys the Marlins
//Instant lulz

fatalvenom

2012-01-26 09:15:55 AM

"No importa lo que el nombre del parque, ya que estará vacía. Los cubanos no va a pagar para ver el béisbol."

I was told that by a Cuban guy I know.

Putting that stadium there was a stupid idea to begin with. Tearing down the OB was a joke, not to mention they should have built it in North Broward/Southern Palm Beach county. Where are the people who have money to go to games? Not Little Havana.

Chupacabra Sandwich

2012-01-26 09:20:41 AM

Lisa Frank Abortion park

dougputhoff

2012-01-26 09:31:35 AM

The Fish Tank

Corporate Welfare Stadium.

Drew Curtis Memorial Stadium (for the man who has done more to immortalize Florida's goofiness than anyone else.

echinuts

2012-01-26 09:32:09 AM

Puerto Rico National Field

Cuba North Stadium

Hardy-r-r

2012-01-26 09:36:36 AM

Marlins' Rest Stop

WTFdoesitmatter

2012-01-26 09:41:30 AM

save russian jews: The House That Great Aunt Ruth Built

This one.

Anderson's Pooper

2012-01-26 09:44:53 AM

Marlin Perkins Ballpark brought to you by Mutual of Omaha

macadamnut

2012-01-26 09:52:10 AM

Just Get Your Damn Infield Off My Football Field Field

feefifofimmy

2012-01-26 09:54:34 AM

The Fish Tank
Wrinkly Field
Che Stadium

Bermuda59

2012-01-26 09:59:56 AM

"Inflated Attendance Stadium" You mean we can't count the players and vendors?

alechemist

2012-01-26 10:08:16 AM

castro field at marlin park.

Outlaw2097

2012-01-26 10:14:36 AM

Scene Of The Murder

OR

PSO Park

/PSG?
//put sunglasses on
///yeeaaaaahahahhhhhhhhh

p the boiler

2012-01-26 10:17:39 AM

I'd go with Da B Park
(B stands for baseball as Da U stands for University, it makes as much sense)

or

The Stank Tank

chewielouie

2012-01-26 10:21:11 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Homeless Field?

Vagrant Park?

Hobo Stadium?

Florida has a law that requires taxpayer-supported sports arenas to serve as homeless shelters on non-event days. Why not capitalize on that?

Occupy at Jobless Park

Rapmaster2000

2012-01-26 10:24:42 AM

Best In The World: "But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you're all covered up in this heat, you're gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It's sweaty in Miami-but the diamonds will keep me cool." - Lil Kim

Peep this: Tha problem wit baseball in Miami is that Miami has so many more fly thangs 2 do if UR young. Miami is the epicenter of nitelife. Let's break it down. If U got 3 days in Miami whatchugonnado? Go 2 see tha Marlins & spend $200 on THAT or ru you going to go battle at 1 of tha many awesome clubs thurrr? I'll tell U what, when me & my boyz roll down ta Miami we can be seen in Mansion or Club Space. Tha newest joint 2 scope if The Epic Hotel. All them places have DJs, dance floors, bottle service, extracetra. Miami also got tha hottest rotation of girls in the stratosphere. That's such mad swag compared 2 going 2 tha Marlins. That girls thurrr are astronautically hot & this is coming from a bro whole suns on tha Shore & tha Hamptons. Itz just a different style n vibe in Miami. Plus tha Yankees don't play thurrr.

Stratosphere? Pfft. I only hang out with girls from the ionosphere.

tampaflacouple

2012-01-26 10:27:20 AM

"We speak everything except English BallPark"

"3rd World Stadium"

"No White People in these parts BallYard"

Brother_Mouzone

2012-01-26 10:33:41 AM

Che Guevara Field

Hardy-r-r

2012-01-26 10:41:02 AM

p the boiler: The Stank Tank

This one

The Whole Farking Beefalo

2012-01-26 10:48:26 AM

Snowbird Stadium