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(Hardball Talk)   Miami's new stadium will be called "Marlins' Park" to start the season. Fark can do better. (VE)   ( hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line
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2012-01-25 09:14:12 PM  
Marlins farked the Taxpayer Park.
 
2012-01-25 10:01:20 PM  
Marlins Park is fine. Just add "There's No One At" to the beginning of it
 
2012-01-25 11:23:20 PM  
Old Man And The Sea Stadium

/a great place to catch the Marlins
 
2012-01-25 11:25:11 PM  
"Hotel Coral Essex?"

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-01-25 11:31:23 PM  
a0.twimg.com
 
2012-01-25 11:49:37 PM  
The 'The Phillies Made Us Their biatch' Park.
 
2012-01-26 12:03:09 AM  
Marlon's Park

af11.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-26 12:44:30 AM  
Homeless Field?

Vagrant Park?

Hobo Stadium?

Florida has a law that requires taxpayer-supported sports arenas to serve as homeless shelters on non-event days. Why not capitalize on that?
 
2012-01-26 03:13:09 AM  
"Marlins Parked in last place"
 
2012-01-26 03:20:37 AM  
StopHavingaBoringTunaStopHavingaBoringLife Stadium
 
2012-01-26 03:30:26 AM  
The Amazing Philip Michael Thomas Grand Coliseum of Wonder and Mystery.
 
2012-01-26 03:39:49 AM  
The Land of Broken Dreams
 
2012-01-26 03:51:11 AM  
Vacancy Field
 
2012-01-26 04:09:45 AM  
Giant monstrosity in the outfield at Marlins Field
 
2012-01-26 04:26:51 AM  
I'll be calling it, "Since I'm trying to hit all the parks, I'll hit Miami so I can see another Buehrle game!" Park.

// has 16 parks under the belt, not counting Old Comiskey, Old Yankees and Shea
/// liked some better than others, but they're all unique experiences worth having
 
2012-01-26 04:36:26 AM  
The Miami Marlin's United Field In America

/'cuz that's what they gave the taxpayers of Miami in order to fund the damn thing.
 
2012-01-26 04:40:37 AM  
South
Beach
Depot

SBD

VE for the butches yo
 
2012-01-26 07:35:28 AM  
It should be Marlin Park. Marlin is the plural.
 
2012-01-26 07:38:44 AM  
GET OFF MY LAWN! Park
 
2012-01-26 07:49:54 AM  
Hey look a new stadium didn't bring the horrible Miami sports fans to the game after all....park.
 
2012-01-26 08:07:57 AM  
"Marlins Old-Style Buffet"

Well they want the retirees to show up, right?

/bums in seats
 
2012-01-26 08:14:21 AM  
The House That Great Aunt Ruth Built
 
2012-01-26 08:16:39 AM  
No Really The New Uniforms Are Totally Not Gay Field
 
2012-01-26 08:22:40 AM  
I Guess You Could Say, Puts On Sunglasses, The Marlins' Marketing Department Struck Out YEEAHHH! Park
 
2012-01-26 08:42:07 AM  
America's Wang Ballpark
 
2012-01-26 08:52:02 AM  
Win World Series - Disband Team Park
 
2012-01-26 08:54:04 AM  
"But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you're all covered up in this heat, you're gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It's sweaty in Miami-but the diamonds will keep me cool." - Lil Kim


Peep this: Tha problem wit baseball in Miami is that Miami has so many more fly thangs 2 do if UR young. Miami is the epicenter of nitelife. Let's break it down. If U got 3 days in Miami whatchugonnado? Go 2 see tha Marlins & spend $200 on THAT or ru you going to go battle at 1 of tha many awesome clubs thurrr? I'll tell U what, when me & my boyz roll down ta Miami we can be seen in Mansion or Club Space. Tha newest joint 2 scope if The Epic Hotel. All them places have DJs, dance floors, bottle service, extracetra. Miami also got tha hottest rotation of girls in the stratosphere. That's such mad swag compared 2 going 2 tha Marlins. That girls thurrr are astronautically hot & this is coming from a bro whole suns on tha Shore & tha Hamptons. Itz just a different style n vibe in Miami. Plus tha Yankees don't play thurrr.
 
2012-01-26 08:54:05 AM  
Astroglide Park

/only a matter of time before they sponsor something. Makes sense for it to be in Miami.
 
2012-01-26 09:02:55 AM  
Elian Gonzalez Field.
 
2012-01-26 09:12:10 AM  
Fark Field

/Drew buys the Marlins
//Instant lulz
 
2012-01-26 09:15:55 AM  
"No importa lo que el nombre del parque, ya que estará vacía. Los cubanos no va a pagar para ver el béisbol."

I was told that by a Cuban guy I know.

Putting that stadium there was a stupid idea to begin with. Tearing down the OB was a joke, not to mention they should have built it in North Broward/Southern Palm Beach county. Where are the people who have money to go to games? Not Little Havana.
 
2012-01-26 09:20:41 AM  
Lisa Frank Abortion park
 
2012-01-26 09:31:35 AM  
The Fish Tank

Corporate Welfare Stadium.

Drew Curtis Memorial Stadium (for the man who has done more to immortalize Florida's goofiness than anyone else.
 
2012-01-26 09:32:09 AM  
Puerto Rico National Field

Cuba North Stadium
 
2012-01-26 09:36:36 AM  
Marlins' Rest Stop
 
2012-01-26 09:41:30 AM  

save russian jews: The House That Great Aunt Ruth Built


This one.
 
2012-01-26 09:44:53 AM  
Marlin Perkins Ballpark brought to you by Mutual of Omaha
 
2012-01-26 09:52:10 AM  
Just Get Your Damn Infield Off My Football Field Field
 
2012-01-26 09:54:34 AM  
The Fish Tank
Wrinkly Field
Che Stadium
 
2012-01-26 09:59:56 AM  
"Inflated Attendance Stadium" You mean we can't count the players and vendors?
 
2012-01-26 10:08:16 AM  
castro field at marlin park.
 
2012-01-26 10:14:36 AM  
Scene Of The Murder

OR

PSO Park

/PSG?
//put sunglasses on
///yeeaaaaahahahhhhhhhhh
 
2012-01-26 10:17:39 AM  
I'd go with Da B Park
(B stands for baseball as Da U stands for University, it makes as much sense)

or

The Stank Tank
 
2012-01-26 10:21:11 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Homeless Field?

Vagrant Park?

Hobo Stadium?

Florida has a law that requires taxpayer-supported sports arenas to serve as homeless shelters on non-event days. Why not capitalize on that?


Occupy at Jobless Park
 
2012-01-26 10:24:42 AM  

Best In The World: "But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you're all covered up in this heat, you're gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It's sweaty in Miami-but the diamonds will keep me cool." - Lil Kim


Peep this: Tha problem wit baseball in Miami is that Miami has so many more fly thangs 2 do if UR young. Miami is the epicenter of nitelife. Let's break it down. If U got 3 days in Miami whatchugonnado? Go 2 see tha Marlins & spend $200 on THAT or ru you going to go battle at 1 of tha many awesome clubs thurrr? I'll tell U what, when me & my boyz roll down ta Miami we can be seen in Mansion or Club Space. Tha newest joint 2 scope if The Epic Hotel. All them places have DJs, dance floors, bottle service, extracetra. Miami also got tha hottest rotation of girls in the stratosphere. That's such mad swag compared 2 going 2 tha Marlins. That girls thurrr are astronautically hot & this is coming from a bro whole suns on tha Shore & tha Hamptons. Itz just a different style n vibe in Miami. Plus tha Yankees don't play thurrr.


Stratosphere? Pfft. I only hang out with girls from the ionosphere.
 
2012-01-26 10:27:20 AM  
"We speak everything except English BallPark"

"3rd World Stadium"

"No White People in these parts BallYard"
 
2012-01-26 10:33:41 AM  
Che Guevara Field
 
2012-01-26 10:41:02 AM  

p the boiler: The Stank Tank


This one
 
2012-01-26 10:48:26 AM  
Snowbird Stadium
 
2012-01-26 10:55:58 AM  
The House that Hanley will divide
 
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