I haven't had fast food in several weeks. So that's good. I don't miss it.

So far so good. Weight loss is progressing as well as it can, and I'm down to 2 sodas a day.

I only dry humped four strangers today. So that's a huge improvement.

I have successfully increased my consumption of erotica. Just a little more and I'll reach my goal.

Still in the rough draft, but I've got 11 months to go.

Great

Considering that I didn't make any, farking awesome.

You could bounce a quarter off my ass.

i'm still working up the nerve, but i haven't lost my resolve to turn myself in.

Goes searching for quarters

I didn't make any. Can't fail if you don't try!

Wet humping is becoming an issue though...

Well, since October I've lost half of the weight I need to according to the doctor, so I've got that going for me so that's nice.

Gave up.
I can't help but be some shade of asshole.

If I was just a tad bit more flexible or it was just a tad bit longer.... IT IS SO CLOSE

I really haven't started yet, I resolved to be nicer. I'll start next week, I promise

Solty Dog: Gave up.
I can't help but be some shade of asshole.

Sonofabiatch. . . .

I didn't make any, I never do, but if I had made a new years resolution to exercise and go to the gym regularly, like 10 years ago, I'd be celebrating my ten year anniversary of keeping that resolution.

I kept the one so far and the results are good.

There were seventeen hookers in my neighborhood at the end of last year and there are still seventeen living, breathing hookers on my block. So yeah, I'd say I'm doing fine.

I don't make any. I live my life well enough the other 364 days of the year that I don't feel the need to try and atone for poor behavior on the 365th day of the year by making empty promises to myself.

Is anybody on this year's list dead yet?

No?

Then not so good, I would say.

Not as good as last year, anyway.

Fricking pretty good. Wife and I resolved to do P90X with the diet, quit drinking beer and cut back on smoking. We are in the middle of the last week of Phase 1 and I am down 12 lbs and have doubled the amount of pull-ups and push-ups I can do.,

We allow ourselves one day a week to cheat and eat not so healthy food and knock back a few beers though. You have to give yourself some wiggle room.

Wait, are we being snarky or serious? Snarky? OK.

I haven't stuck it in Subby's mom's poop chute yet this year. She is coming to the Vegas thing right?

Sure. I'm still opening all my mail and we're three whole weeks in!!

I didn't make any, except that I made a half-assed commitment that I'd try to give the post-Mads MST3K episodes more of a chance. The in-movie banter is decent, but I can't get over decline in quality of the skits. I gave them another chance, which is all I said I'd do.

Good, getting to work earlier every day, but maybe not tomorrow.

1920 x 1080 is kind of nice....

0 for 0

rinasaunce: I only dry humped four stranglers today. So that's a huge improvement.

ftfm.

that seemed a lot funnier when i wrote it.

Running about 50/50, which is better than I'm usually doing at this point.

I don't do it like that, I'm in the middle of a decade long one.

Excellent!!

I resolved to eat more cheese.

I was supposed to have one?

I never totally got the point of new year's resolutions, so if someone wants to that would be super.

I don't know.