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bighairyguy

2012-01-26 09:20:14 AM

And don't finish until I get on my knees and open my mouth like this.

mrlizard

2012-01-26 09:53:38 AM

"..and another thing! If I catch you leaving your dirty underwear on the floor again..."

hillary

2012-01-26 10:01:42 AM

I don't get it. Who are these people? Am I supposed to know them?

Ronnie Tiajuana

2012-01-26 10:02:05 AM

Smell my finger.

sxacho

2012-01-26 10:02:10 AM

Capleton!

mikelepage

2012-01-26 10:03:07 AM

And if you're late with the child support ONE MORE TIME....

mybabysmomma

2012-01-26 10:03:33 AM

"You promised you would call me!"

hugram

2012-01-26 10:04:37 AM

Brewer: I'm voting for you.
Obama: Here is the $100K

Triaxis

2012-01-26 10:07:33 AM

Brewer: "We need help!"
Obama: "Screw your borders!"

uglyonef

2012-01-26 10:10:59 AM

hillary: I don't get it. Who are these people? Am I supposed to know them?

Welcome to my favorites list

paswa17

2012-01-26 10:11:55 AM

Obama: Is that a shadow puppet of Triumph the Insult Comic on your back?
Brewer: I'll let you see if my state gets more federal grants.

dislocated

2012-01-26 10:12:11 AM

Get your damn dirty paws off me!

hugram

2012-01-26 10:12:22 AM

Brewer: Fark you, you farking Muslim-Atheist terrorist...
Obama: Girl, go help the economy and buy some Vagisil.

Harry Freakstorm

2012-01-26 10:14:43 AM

How far along are you?

I'm not pregnant!

Would you like to be? You can raise it Republican. I don't see where another self-important, ditto head, talking points parrot will make any difference. Especially in this state.

Karma Curmudgeon

2012-01-26 10:14:48 AM

- One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
- Two can be as bad as one. It's the loneliest number since the number one

jd44

2012-01-26 10:15:10 AM

You have yet to anything Clinton did, what makes you think you can start now...

Harry Freakstorm

2012-01-26 10:15:31 AM

Where's the "Off" switch on this model?

Harry Freakstorm

2012-01-26 10:17:25 AM

I don't know where your luggage is, lady. I don't work for the airlines.

TheHappTroll

2012-01-26 10:17:58 AM

I don't care where Michelle likes it! I said not in the pooper.

inflatedKarma

2012-01-26 10:26:25 AM

Mr President, that is not my elbow.

6655321

2012-01-26 10:29:47 AM

"Lady, for the tenth and last time. I am not the parking valet".

TheSpaceAdmiral

2012-01-26 10:30:58 AM

"Open your mouth once more and in goes my finger."

TheSpaceAdmiral

2012-01-26 10:40:50 AM

"In OUR future, you wouldn't look twice."^[1]

Justin Case

2012-01-26 10:53:44 AM

You can't park that thing there!!!

Reaperman

2012-01-26 10:54:41 AM

"And don't call me toots!"

dualplains

2012-01-26 11:08:15 AM

O: Dammit, no! I'm not going to drive you around and call you Miss Jan! I don't care if it comes with a hat!

Mentalenemasquad

2012-01-26 11:11:20 AM

Obama: Girl, you need to get you a gay hairdresser...

jazbob

2012-01-26 11:15:52 AM

Obama: Boobies!
Brewer: Stop looking down my shirt!!
Obama: Boobies!

AnotherOldFart

2012-01-26 11:17:13 AM

And when you finish cleaning my office you will take my staff and I out to dinner!

desertmouse

2012-01-26 11:22:04 AM

"Yes Maam. As the sign behind me indicates, this is the "Angry biatches" runway. You're in the right place. I was supposed to play the role of a trendy brown egg, but it turns out I'm just a white one like all the others."

Badafuco

2012-01-26 11:23:33 AM

Obama: See there's your problem right there. You didn't tie a little string around your finger like I did. It helps me remember my lunch money.

mtbsunny

2012-01-26 11:25:42 AM

No, no, I think it might be spinach. Right on the canine. You could see it if you had-- wait, I thought you always carried a hand-mirror?

OneNightStand

2012-01-26 11:37:14 AM

Brewer: nubian, please!

/low hanging fruit

Shaggy0717

2012-01-26 11:40:09 AM

I told you to take that left at Albuquerque

Southern_Fried

2012-01-26 11:40:47 AM

B: If you think for one goddamn minute....
O: For god's sake, woman, get a breath mint

poot42

2012-01-26 11:54:58 AM

Pull my finger!

gsmphoto

2012-01-26 12:02:09 PM

B- I slept with you too! Where's my$120,000,000.00?
O- Ma'am- I'm not Tiger Woods.

Karma Curmudgeon

2012-01-26 12:17:25 PM

OneNightStand: Brewer: nubian, please!

/~~low~~ strange hanging fruit

/at this rate, I'll be making an 18th century music reference sometime around 3:00

Howlin Mad Murphy

2012-01-26 12:45:48 PM

"Look, I'm really sorry, but all I have is $17.50."

Julieahni

2012-01-26 01:44:44 PM

I'm not Wayne Brady, biatch.

original_sinner

2012-01-26 02:22:47 PM

Brewer: Surrender Dorothy!!!

Obama: Ugh...Witch Breath...

jazbob

2012-01-26 03:08:03 PM

Obama: Baby, you look like you got a lil Kenyan in you...
Brewer: I do NOT have any Kenyan in me!!
Obama: Would you like some?

sozelle

2012-01-26 05:22:51 PM

"Whar goze finger?? WHAR??"

rhinoguy

2012-01-26 08:02:47 PM

"How about you and Rick Perry go ahead and secede? We will have one heck of a shovel ready project re-routing the Colorado River. Take New Mexico with you."

Wolfling

2012-01-26 10:45:51 PM

Now, biatch, don't get like that... you said you like it in the ass.

Slam1263

2012-01-26 11:12:50 PM

This is my trigger finger, wanna go out in the desert and inspect the border?

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