Ok, Otis, you're free to go.

I can't find my wallet! I'm not going anywhere. You guys popped me for vagrancy and I'm not going anywhere with out my wallet. I got tree fiddy in there and my ID.

You got any ID?

I just tol' you...

PZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPT! CLICKICKTY> TIK TIK TIK TIKT

AHHHHHHHHH!

You're uner arrest! STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING ZAAAAAAAAAAAAP TIK TIK TIK TIK

AHHHHHHHHH!

STOP RESISTING!

Welcome to AZ, Enjoy your new tent and pink undies.

"Sir, we need you to show your ID so that we can process your release."

"You confiscated my wallet and then lost it, so I don't have an ID."

"Well then, enjoy your stay at Hotel Buchenwald."

Who would want to leave free meals, electricity, roof over your head, and garenteed sex?........

A Federal Jury just awarded a man 22 million for an AZ county jail violating the farking farkity FARK out of his rights. His crime? DUI.

Solitary for 2 years without ever seeing a Judge and no medical care.

/never going to AZ
//what is wrong with AZ people

Fark Me To Tears: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Maybe the guy has become institutionalized.



/oblig

I'm shocked that this wasn't Maricopa county.

/can't wait do see Arpaio strung up
//by due process of law, of course

So... it worked?

He used to work for me?

I tend to trust people, until they betray my trust.

I give fifth chances b/c I believe in people.

Some people need a place. It doesn't have to be incarceration @ ?k a year...

Sometimes it's just a place.

I'm for mediated-model unless we're talking about single power structures. SPS's? No, needs to be ruled by the people that report...

Multi-levle message is multi-levelly-puzzly-on-purpose.

Readers: belie your acknowledgement of understanding and relation to my postings and in-person-again, and I will unleash a holy-hell of ire at yer unabley-unwilling-unbrave assertions and asides...

I tire of your game.

You are less smart and sneaky than you imagine.

The hostile environment is provoking me.

Do you know what they say about poking the bear?

They always say: Don't Poke The Bear.

Heed them.

They might be smarter than you.

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: A Federal Jury just awarded a man 22 million for an AZ county jail violating the farking farkity FARK out of his rights. His crime? DUI.

Solitary for 2 years without ever seeing a Judge and no medical care.

/never going to AZ
//what is wrong with AZ people

One state over (new window)

/not surprised you assumed AZ though
//so glad I fled my home state
///slashies come in threes

He had more dental work to be done. duh

Mikey1969: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: A Federal Jury just awarded a man 22 million for an AZ county jail violating the farking farkity FARK out of his rights. His crime? DUI.

Solitary for 2 years without ever seeing a Judge and no medical care.

/never going to AZ
//what is wrong with AZ people

AZ sucks, but this was in New Mexico... Seriously, I only go back to Az to visit family and friends once a year. If they'd give the Canyon to Utah, I'd never have any other reason to go. Unfortunately, sometimes Utah out -derps them, so I didn't really trade up. At least we don't have Arpaio here, I guess that's something.

Dude, New Mexico is even worse than Arizona. The guy probably didn't want to leave because he knew that there is literally nothing waiting for him on the outside except godless wasteland New Mexico.

AZ man?
Is he a proctologist?

OCL: Occupy County Lock-up. Come join us. We will teach these jailers they cannot make us become useful members of society. The society that frowns on us for peeing where we feel like it. The society wants to walk on sidewalks when I am driving. Why do I have to wear pants? Tell them we want to throw bricks at people, moving cars and windows. We do not want to slave to pay the man so we could take up so much space by having homes. Why slave doing things like serving food, building things or taking things to people when we could Occupy County Lock-up. OCL!! OCL!! OCL!! OCL!! Who's with me? OCL!! OCL!! OCL!!

A few things, in some places mostly reletively well off smaller cities jails aren't that bad. Especially the medical ward. You have essentially 3 free meals, temp control, basic cable, laundry service, you can get a small amount of money on your account there and get near unlimited phone use, and mail service. If you have a friend or two outside willing to run a couple of erends here and there you can get pretty much unlimited books and magizines which make you have good trade goods. So for $25 per month you get 3 meals cooked for you cable, warm or cool, board games, and telephone. No internet or electronic gaming which would suck but it doesn't sound like a horrible way of life if you are indigant anyway..

CAN WE JUST GET A AZ TAG ALREADY?

That's az...