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Liam Neeson may soon be changing his name to Liam Abdul-Jabbar
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jackiepaper
2012-01-25 05:22:17 PM
a-Salaam a-Liam
gilgigamesh
2012-01-25 05:29:24 PM
Oh Liam, I know you don't want to hear it, but you'll always be a Jedi to me.
Fear_and_Loathing
2012-01-25 05:33:07 PM
I contemplated becoming a sex god, but then I watched a movie. Clint Eastwood said "Know your limitations." Oh when I mentioned it to my wife, she laughed for three weeks.
FlashHarry
2012-01-25 05:38:20 PM
well, he does have a very particular set of skills.
ArkAngel
2012-01-25 05:38:42 PM
Can he drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes?
oilfieldtrash39565
2012-01-25 05:51:02 PM
ArkAngel
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Can he drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes?
Came for this, leaving now.
Somacandra
2012-01-25 06:00:39 PM
ArkAngel
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Can he drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes?
And we're done here.
bighasbeen
2012-01-25 06:06:54 PM
A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!
shanrick
2012-01-25 06:53:18 PM
Trade one set of fairy tales for another.
penthesilea
2012-01-25 07:03:05 PM
I think I accidentally made my atheist mother-in-law want to become muslim by giving her a copy of Dave Egger's book
Zeitoun
.
/NTTAWWT
//just thought was an odd reason
///excellent book
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-25 07:19:11 PM
He is forbidden from becoming a Muslim.
According to Janet Dickenson, Neeson is packing several pounds of pork in his pants.
M0nkeyp0x
2012-01-25 07:52:23 PM
Fear_and_Loathing
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I contemplated becoming a sex god, but then I watched a movie. Clint Eastwood said "Know your limitations." Oh when I mentioned it to my wife, she laughed for three weeks.
She told me about that.
dinwv
2012-01-25 07:57:50 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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He is forbidden from becoming a Muslim.
According to Janet Dickenson, Neeson is packing several pounds of pork in his pants.
Ha...when I first read the headline, I thought it was another reference to his purportedly being hung like a....... uh,....an elephant.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-25 07:58:14 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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He is forbidden from becoming a Muslim.
According to Janet Dickenson, Neeson is packing several pounds of pork in his pants.
Well that'll certainly be frowned upon in the Muslim community.
Obtuse_Otter
2012-01-25 08:02:15 PM
old hollywood religious fads: scientology, kabbalah
new hollywood religious fad: muslim
Ess_Aytch
2012-01-25 08:06:09 PM
""I was reared a Catholic..."
I bet you were, Liam. I bet you were.
Hillbilly Jim
2012-01-25 08:09:02 PM
bighasbeen
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A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!
His mamma called him Neesom im callin him Neeson.
PsyLord
2012-01-25 08:12:50 PM
He's going to play pro basketball?
Six_By_Nine
2012-01-25 08:15:16 PM
As long as he's hot and kicks ass in movies, I'll be happy with whatever he calls himself or whoever he worships.
/saw Rob Roy the other night.
//Va va va VOOM!
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-25 08:15:18 PM
Good luck with the TSA.
fusillade762
2012-01-25 08:15:52 PM
Hillbilly Jim
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bighasbeen: A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!
His mamma called him Neesom im callin him Neeson.
Ooh mooey mooey I love meesa missa Neesom!
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-25 08:15:53 PM
Don't do it. You'll go to Mecca then you'll have to change your name to Al-Hadj.
You wanna be called Al for the rest of your days?
The Haberdasher
2012-01-25 08:18:10 PM
He loves lists.
Link
Gulper Eel
2012-01-25 08:18:33 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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Neeson is packing several pounds of pork in his pants.
Couple friends of mine worked for the one of the caterers that did his wedding to Natasha Richardson back in '94...and they told me that after the reception was over and they were cleaning up, Liam decided to have a swim.
The ladies both tell me they found themselves...thoroughly distracted.
/csb
iron_city_ap
2012-01-25 08:19:35 PM
Kareem is gay? I didn't even know they were dating.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-25 08:26:41 PM
It's OK, baby. You can become a Muslim if you want. You don't have to announce it on that shiatty website.
bighasbeen
2012-01-25 08:31:57 PM
Hillbilly Jim
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bighasbeen: A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!
His mamma called him Neesom im callin him Neeson.
Then you're a putz. All of you are putzes. They should change the banner up top from Fark to 'ze Three Putzes.
dervish16108
2012-01-25 08:49:20 PM
Qui Gon Djinn
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-25 08:51:35 PM
Harry_Seldon
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Good luck with the TSA.
Why? From my observations, they concentrate on kids and elderly Asian ladies ("look, we don't profile!").
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-25 08:57:45 PM
Welcome to the Terrorist Watch List, Liam.
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-25 09:02:21 PM
JohnAnnArbor
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Harry_Seldon: Good luck with the TSA.
Why? From my observations, they concentrate on kids and elderly Asian ladies ("look, we don't profile!").
Which is absolutely ridiculous. Racial profiling FTW!
LeroyBourne
2012-01-25 09:11:46 PM
Irish people are not known for eating pork, or drinking. He'll be fine Muslim
TheLopper
2012-01-25 09:18:18 PM
LeroyBourne
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Irish people are not known for eating pork, or drinking. He'll be fine Muslim
Nor for having huge wangs, but that hasn't stopped him apparently.
DeaH
2012-01-25 09:31:39 PM
I remember reading a review of Neeson's performance in
Judas Kiss.
The gist of the review said, "Neeson is too butch to play a longshoreman. Why the hell would someone cast him as Oscar Wild?"
Does this have anything to do with Neeson converting to Islam? Nope. Just wanted to share the idea that Liam Neeson is too butch to play a longshoreman.
mr0x
2012-01-25 09:43:52 PM
"fark it - I'll do it myself."
BTW, the Grey is coming out next week. That was the point of the story, right?
Obscure? I saw the screening.
Boxcutta
2012-01-25 09:43:59 PM
Plus he's always making lists.
natgab
2012-01-25 09:45:22 PM
But he was the priest on the Simpsons that almost got Homer & Bart to become Catholic.
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LeroyBourne
2012-01-25 09:51:02 PM
TheLopper
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LeroyBourne: Irish people are not known for eating pork, or drinking. He'll be fine Muslim
Nor for having huge wangs, but that hasn't stopped him apparently.
You don't have to tell anyone how you know that, nor explain yourself.
Red Shirt Blues
2012-01-25 10:12:55 PM
But can he ring a bell and wear a sign?
MeinRS6
2012-01-25 10:13:29 PM
He should go with Allah I'mgonnakill Everyoneinthismovie Exceptforsomegirl Akbar.
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-25 10:40:16 PM
bighasbeen
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A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!
And then we can waterboard him?
halfof33
2012-01-25 10:42:46 PM
In other news, Liam has a new movie opening in theaters near you!
browneye
2012-01-25 10:43:39 PM
Well if he does convert, I hope it'll give him some solace and/or peace of mind. I suppose he's still hurting over the death of his wife.
The_Sponge
2012-01-25 11:30:34 PM
gilgigamesh
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Oh Liam, I know you don't want to hear it, but you'll always be a Jedi to me.
I LOL'd.
Nem Wan
2012-01-25 11:40:39 PM
Harry_Seldon
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Good luck with the TSA.
(Waves hand) "You don't need to see my identification."
FROGSTOMPER
2012-01-25 11:42:05 PM
OH MY GOSH!!!
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MUSLIMS HATE TO BE PEED ON!!! HE'LL END UP KILLING HIMSELF!!!
Fluorescent Testicle
2012-01-25 11:45:31 PM
dervish16108
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Qui Gon Djinn.
[slow_clap.gif]
nameofperson
2012-01-25 11:48:57 PM
Boxcutta
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Plus he's always making lists.
Must be the effect of all that AIDS from the african prostitutes.
ActionJoe
2012-01-26 08:58:31 AM
Wanting to become a Muslim because the mosques are pretty is not the correct reason to join a religion.
Mattevil
2012-01-26 09:39:11 AM
Doesn't sound like he's gonna convert only that he's fascinated by it (and other religions). Either that or he's looking for faith since he's got AIDS...he's riddled with it.
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