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(Starpulse) Strange Liam Neeson may soon be changing his name to Liam Abdul-Jabbar   (starpulse.com) divider line 52
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2012-01-25 05:22:17 PM
a-Salaam a-Liam
 
2012-01-25 05:29:24 PM
Oh Liam, I know you don't want to hear it, but you'll always be a Jedi to me.
 
2012-01-25 05:33:07 PM
I contemplated becoming a sex god, but then I watched a movie. Clint Eastwood said "Know your limitations." Oh when I mentioned it to my wife, she laughed for three weeks.
 
2012-01-25 05:38:20 PM
well, he does have a very particular set of skills.
 
2012-01-25 05:38:42 PM
Can he drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes?
 
2012-01-25 05:51:02 PM
ArkAngel: Can he drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes?

Came for this, leaving now.
 
2012-01-25 06:00:39 PM
ArkAngel: Can he drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes?

And we're done here.
 
2012-01-25 06:06:54 PM
A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!
 
2012-01-25 06:53:18 PM
Trade one set of fairy tales for another.
 
2012-01-25 07:03:05 PM
I think I accidentally made my atheist mother-in-law want to become muslim by giving her a copy of Dave Egger's book Zeitoun.

/NTTAWWT
//just thought was an odd reason
///excellent book
 
2012-01-25 07:19:11 PM
He is forbidden from becoming a Muslim.

According to Janet Dickenson, Neeson is packing several pounds of pork in his pants.
 
2012-01-25 07:52:23 PM
Fear_and_Loathing: I contemplated becoming a sex god, but then I watched a movie. Clint Eastwood said "Know your limitations." Oh when I mentioned it to my wife, she laughed for three weeks.

She told me about that.
 
2012-01-25 07:57:50 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: He is forbidden from becoming a Muslim.

According to Janet Dickenson, Neeson is packing several pounds of pork in his pants.


Ha...when I first read the headline, I thought it was another reference to his purportedly being hung like a....... uh,....an elephant.
 
2012-01-25 07:58:14 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: He is forbidden from becoming a Muslim.

According to Janet Dickenson, Neeson is packing several pounds of pork in his pants.


Well that'll certainly be frowned upon in the Muslim community.
 
2012-01-25 08:02:15 PM
old hollywood religious fads: scientology, kabbalah

new hollywood religious fad: muslim
 
2012-01-25 08:06:09 PM
""I was reared a Catholic..."
I bet you were, Liam. I bet you were.
 
2012-01-25 08:09:02 PM
bighasbeen: A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!

His mamma called him Neesom im callin him Neeson.
 
2012-01-25 08:12:50 PM
He's going to play pro basketball?
 
2012-01-25 08:15:16 PM
As long as he's hot and kicks ass in movies, I'll be happy with whatever he calls himself or whoever he worships.

/saw Rob Roy the other night.
//Va va va VOOM!
 
2012-01-25 08:15:18 PM
Good luck with the TSA.
 
2012-01-25 08:15:52 PM
Hillbilly Jim: bighasbeen: A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!

His mamma called him Neesom im callin him Neeson.


Ooh mooey mooey I love meesa missa Neesom!
 
2012-01-25 08:15:53 PM
Don't do it. You'll go to Mecca then you'll have to change your name to Al-Hadj.

You wanna be called Al for the rest of your days?
 
2012-01-25 08:18:10 PM
He loves lists.
Link
 
2012-01-25 08:18:33 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Neeson is packing several pounds of pork in his pants.

Couple friends of mine worked for the one of the caterers that did his wedding to Natasha Richardson back in '94...and they told me that after the reception was over and they were cleaning up, Liam decided to have a swim.

The ladies both tell me they found themselves...thoroughly distracted.

/csb
 
2012-01-25 08:19:35 PM
Kareem is gay? I didn't even know they were dating.
 
2012-01-25 08:26:41 PM
It's OK, baby. You can become a Muslim if you want. You don't have to announce it on that shiatty website.
 
2012-01-25 08:31:57 PM
Hillbilly Jim: bighasbeen: A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!

His mamma called him Neesom im callin him Neeson.


Then you're a putz. All of you are putzes. They should change the banner up top from Fark to 'ze Three Putzes.
 
2012-01-25 08:49:20 PM
Qui Gon Djinn
 
2012-01-25 08:51:35 PM
Harry_Seldon: Good luck with the TSA.

Why? From my observations, they concentrate on kids and elderly Asian ladies ("look, we don't profile!").
 
2012-01-25 08:57:45 PM
Welcome to the Terrorist Watch List, Liam.
 
2012-01-25 09:02:21 PM
JohnAnnArbor: Harry_Seldon: Good luck with the TSA.

Why? From my observations, they concentrate on kids and elderly Asian ladies ("look, we don't profile!").


Which is absolutely ridiculous. Racial profiling FTW!
 
2012-01-25 09:11:46 PM
Irish people are not known for eating pork, or drinking. He'll be fine Muslim
 
2012-01-25 09:18:18 PM
LeroyBourne: Irish people are not known for eating pork, or drinking. He'll be fine Muslim

Nor for having huge wangs, but that hasn't stopped him apparently.
 
2012-01-25 09:31:39 PM
I remember reading a review of Neeson's performance in Judas Kiss. The gist of the review said, "Neeson is too butch to play a longshoreman. Why the hell would someone cast him as Oscar Wild?"

Does this have anything to do with Neeson converting to Islam? Nope. Just wanted to share the idea that Liam Neeson is too butch to play a longshoreman.
 
2012-01-25 09:43:52 PM
"fark it - I'll do it myself."

BTW, the Grey is coming out next week. That was the point of the story, right?

Obscure? I saw the screening.
 
2012-01-25 09:43:59 PM
Plus he's always making lists.
 
2012-01-25 09:45:22 PM
But he was the priest on the Simpsons that almost got Homer & Bart to become Catholic.

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2012-01-25 09:51:02 PM
TheLopper: LeroyBourne: Irish people are not known for eating pork, or drinking. He'll be fine Muslim

Nor for having huge wangs, but that hasn't stopped him apparently.


You don't have to tell anyone how you know that, nor explain yourself.
 
2012-01-25 10:12:55 PM
But can he ring a bell and wear a sign?
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2012-01-25 10:13:29 PM
He should go with Allah I'mgonnakill Everyoneinthismovie Exceptforsomegirl Akbar.
 
2012-01-25 10:40:16 PM
bighasbeen: A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Liam Abdul Jabbar , godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Liam Abdul Jabbar!

And then we can waterboard him?
 
2012-01-25 10:42:46 PM
In other news, Liam has a new movie opening in theaters near you!
 
2012-01-25 10:43:39 PM
Well if he does convert, I hope it'll give him some solace and/or peace of mind. I suppose he's still hurting over the death of his wife.
 
2012-01-25 11:30:34 PM
gilgigamesh: Oh Liam, I know you don't want to hear it, but you'll always be a Jedi to me.


I LOL'd.
 
2012-01-25 11:40:39 PM
Harry_Seldon: Good luck with the TSA.

(Waves hand) "You don't need to see my identification."
 
2012-01-25 11:42:05 PM
OH MY GOSH!!!

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MUSLIMS HATE TO BE PEED ON!!! HE'LL END UP KILLING HIMSELF!!!
 
2012-01-25 11:45:31 PM
dervish16108: Qui Gon Djinn.

[slow_clap.gif]
 
2012-01-25 11:48:57 PM
Boxcutta: Plus he's always making lists.

Must be the effect of all that AIDS from the african prostitutes.
 
2012-01-26 08:58:31 AM
Wanting to become a Muslim because the mosques are pretty is not the correct reason to join a religion.
 
2012-01-26 09:39:11 AM
Doesn't sound like he's gonna convert only that he's fascinated by it (and other religions). Either that or he's looking for faith since he's got AIDS...he's riddled with it.
 
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