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doczoidberg [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 03:46:27 PM
Hopefully, the film will include a scene in which she tests out some of the shop's fine wares....
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 03:58:26 PM
It's a quirky coming-of-age story.

Aw, ffs.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 04:04:00 PM
dj_bigbird: It's a quirky coming-of-age story.

Aw, ffs.

FTFM
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 04:37:04 PM
I clicked because I didn't know who Emma Roberts was.
 
timujin [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 05:46:38 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: I clicked because I didn't know who Emma Roberts was.

Same here. And I still don't know why I'd care, outside of "cute blonde portrays sex shop employee" and I can get better versions of that on the internets.
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 06:14:08 PM
Hey, it's one of these headlines... how original
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:10:58 PM
doczoidberg: Hopefully, the film will include a scene in which she tests out some of the shop's fine wares....

With Kate Beckinsale.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:13:10 PM
Peter von Nostrand: Hey, it's one of these headlines... how original

It will be at least a year before Fark gets tired of greening this sort of headline.
 
timujin [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:25:31 PM
jaylectricity: Peter von Nostrand: Hey, it's one of these headlines... how original

It will be at least a year before Fark gets tired of greening this sort of headline.

Account created: 2007-03-15 09:57:44

You should know better. I'm pretty sure this type of headline has been around for a few years already.
 
CapnBlues [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:27:22 PM
timujin: jaylectricity: Peter von Nostrand: Hey, it's one of these headlines... how original

It will be at least a year before Fark gets tired of greening this sort of headline.

Account created: 2007-03-15 09:57:44

You should know better. I'm pretty sure this type of headline has been around for a few years already.

the best variation was the one that said "let me finish LET ME FINISH" in the middle of it. that made me laugh.
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:32:34 PM
CapnBlues: timujin: jaylectricity: Peter von Nostrand: Hey, it's one of these headlines... how original

It will be at least a year before Fark gets tired of greening this sort of headline.

Account created: 2007-03-15 09:57:44

You should know better. I'm pretty sure this type of headline has been around for a few years already.

the best variation was the one that said "let me finish LET ME FINISH" in the middle of it. that made me laugh.

They make me laugh the way nails going across a chalkboard make me laugh..... hmmmmm, I wonder how many farkers have never heard that
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:37:43 PM
CapnBlues: timujin: jaylectricity: Peter von Nostrand: Hey, it's one of these headlines... how original

It will be at least a year before Fark gets tired of greening this sort of headline.

Account created: 2007-03-15 09:57:44

You should know better. I'm pretty sure this type of headline has been around for a few years already.

the best variation was the one that said "let me finish LET ME FINISH" in the middle of it. that made me laugh.

Yeah, that was me. Kinda proud of that one.
 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2012-01-25 08:21:44 PM
timujin: Rev. Skarekroe: I clicked because I didn't know who Emma Roberts was.

Same here. And I still don't know why I'd care, outside of "cute blonde portrays sex shop employee" and I can get better versions of that on the internets.

Same here.

/Will tits be involved?

//If not, still won't care.
 
IoSaturnalia
2012-01-25 08:25:30 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Will tits be involved?

Teeth. lots and lots of teeth.
 
Kiler
2012-01-25 08:28:46 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: I clicked because I didn't know who Emma Roberts was.

I didn't either. But now that I've seen a picture my Penis would like to meet her.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 08:30:32 PM
timujin: Account created: 2007-03-15 09:57:44

You should know better. I'm pretty sure this type of headline has been around for a few years already.

Second time in two days somebody referenced my account creation, but anyway, what I meant is that it's been around for a few years already which means it still probably has still has a year to go.
 
Cymbal
2012-01-25 08:38:51 PM
Some reason was thinking it was going to be Emma Watson when I clicked. Though I can't say I'm disappointed. This chick is way hotter and less horsefacey than her aunt.
 
wspguy
2012-01-25 08:42:17 PM
Misread that as Emma Watson...

sad now...
 
IrateShadow
2012-01-25 08:50:14 PM
Clicked thinking it was Emma Stone. I guess I'm disappointed, but it could have been worse.
 
ODDwhun
2012-01-25 08:52:00 PM
wspguy: Misread that as Emma Watson...

sad now...

Same here. Thought I cared for a second.

also FTFA "But then you find yourself asking, 'How did I end up here?"

And You May Ask Yourself
What Is That Beautiful House?
 
fusillade762
2012-01-25 08:52:03 PM
wspguy: Misread that as Emma Watson...

sad now...

Cymbal: Some reason was thinking it was going to be Emma Watson when I clicked.

Thirded.

And is she going to be playing the janitor?
 
Whack-a-Mole
2012-01-25 09:05:18 PM
Clicked link thinking it would be Emma Peel and was disappointed.
/off to gis Dianna Rigg
 
zerkalo
2012-01-25 09:05:26 PM
Thought it said Emma Peel. Later
 
zerkalo
2012-01-25 09:06:05 PM
Whack-a-Mole: Clicked link thinking it would be Emma Peel and was disappointed.
/off to gis Dianna Rigg

goddammitsomuch
 
Whack-a-Mole
2012-01-25 09:22:44 PM
zerkalo: Thought it said Emma Peel. Later

zerkalo: Whack-a-Mole: Clicked link thinking it would be Emma Peel and was disappointed.
/off to gis Dianna Rigg

goddammitsomuch

8 seconds
(Hawt)

26.media.tumblr.com
 
Killer Cars
2012-01-25 09:23:20 PM
I read the headline as "Emma Roberts" alright. But, I used to go to school with a girl named Emma Roberts and thought "wha????"

/This Emma Roberts is not that Emma Roberts.
//Emma Roberts
 
the_vegetarian_cannibal
2012-01-25 09:23:54 PM
Killer Cars: I read the headline as "Emma Roberts" alright. But, I used to go to school with a girl named Emma Roberts and thought "wha????"

/This Emma Roberts is not that Emma Roberts.
//Emma Roberts

Was she hot?
 
Dahnkster
2012-01-25 09:43:27 PM
En-emma Roberts?

1.bp.blogspot.com

That sounds grande, I appreciate you letting me venti.
 
eddievercetti
2012-01-25 09:47:40 PM
If she has another one of these scenes, I'm in.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Killer Cars
2012-01-25 09:53:58 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal: Was she hot?

Very. Dumb as a box of rocks and something of a spoiled, Abercrombie princess, but wasn't snooty about it, and pretty nice. But dumb. Orders of magnitude dumb. The kind of dumb that I kick myself for not at least trying to hook up with her since convincing her to try any number of steamy, naughty things would've probably been easy.
 
PsyLord
2012-01-25 09:54:40 PM
She was ok in Scream 4.
 
LasersHurt
2012-01-25 10:00:02 PM
Every time I see Emma Roberts I think of Emma Watson. And I hate her for not being Emma Watson.
 
LeroyBourne
2012-01-25 10:01:05 PM
Is it like Taxi Driver? Where sometimes she has to clean the come out of the peep booth? Sometimes she has to clean the blood out too?
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 10:10:48 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: I clicked because I didn't know who Emma Roberts was.

This guy's daughter.

0.tqn.com
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-25 10:15:37 PM
She kind of looks like that Topanga chick without the boobs or booty.
 
CapnBlues [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 10:27:41 PM
dahmers love zombie: CapnBlues: timujin: jaylectricity: Peter von Nostrand: Hey, it's one of these headlines... how original

It will be at least a year before Fark gets tired of greening this sort of headline.

Account created: 2007-03-15 09:57:44

You should know better. I'm pretty sure this type of headline has been around for a few years already.

the best variation was the one that said "let me finish LET ME FINISH" in the middle of it. that made me laugh.

Yeah, that was me. Kinda proud of that one.

i tip my hat to you, sir.
 
Your Average Witty Fark User
2012-01-25 10:29:50 PM
Who?
 
KkrrRRZZZZ
2012-01-25 10:37:43 PM
Don't get too worked up, she isn't going show anything just like Elizabeth Banks didn't show anything in Zack and Miri Make a Porno. It's a tease, don't fall for it.
 
FailWhale
2012-01-25 10:40:32 PM
wspguy: Misread that as Emma Watson...

sad now...

Same here. Does anyone on Fark know how to read? 90% of the posts in this thread are people commenting what they THOUGHT the headline said.
 
Cymbal
2012-01-25 10:41:17 PM
Sabyen91: Rev. Skarekroe: I clicked because I didn't know who Emma Roberts was.

This guy's daughter.

[0.tqn.com image 299x350]

Eric Roberts in

Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet

www.wearysloth.com

The Cable Guy is underrated.
 
Cymbal
2012-01-25 10:46:59 PM
FailWhale: wspguy: Misread that as Emma Watson...

sad now...

Same here. Does anyone on Fark know how to read? 90% of the posts in this thread are people commenting what they THOUGHT the headline said.

It's got to be some Freudian thing, because I know for a fact I can at least read at the fourth grade level, which most Fark headlines are approximately at.

Plus, those Harry Potter movies are pretty entertaining.
 
therecksays
2012-01-25 11:00:07 PM
She was pretty good in "Easy A."
 
Infinite Entropy
2012-01-25 11:12:03 PM
Why hasn't anyone posted this yet?
images2.fanpop.com
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 11:29:05 PM
Cymbal: Sabyen91: Rev. Skarekroe: I clicked because I didn't know who Emma Roberts was.

This guy's daughter.

[0.tqn.com image 299x350]

Eric Roberts in

Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

The Cable Guy is underrated.

"And he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was...Asian!"
 
zerkalo
2012-01-26 12:01:55 AM
Whack-a-Mole: zerkalo: Thought it said Emma Peel. Later

zerkalo: Whack-a-Mole: Clicked link thinking it would be Emma Peel and was disappointed.
/off to gis Dianna Rigg

goddammitsomuch

8 seconds
(Hawt)

[26.media.tumblr.com image 340x425]

We're Needed
 
moothemagiccow
2012-01-26 12:22:08 AM
who the fark is emma roberts
 
Alphax
2012-01-26 02:37:44 AM
Emma Roberts: 'Are you listening to me, daddy?'

Eric Roberts: 'What makes you think I want to hear you talk?'
 
rogue49
2012-01-26 02:41:29 AM
Worked at a Adult Shop for 2 months when I was 23.
Strange.

then again, anywhere you are kicking out a group of Mexican drag queens for shoplifting porn is not typical...

I found out my liberal attitudes weren't so liberal...geez, people have a dark side...
totally different when it's real, not the web.
 
fisker
2012-01-26 04:12:02 AM
www.widerscreenings.com

I musta combed my hair a dozen times.
 
fatimcgee
2012-01-26 07:50:34 AM
LOVE this chick...
 
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