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BrynnMacFlynn
2012-01-25 03:35:50 PM
There's a reason we use Nerf guns in HvZ--they're brightly colored, come pre-ID'd with the orange safety nozzle, and are completely harmless.
/though I had to argue my case with the zombies regarding my modded Nerf gun
//"Seriously guys, just because it goes 30 feet instead of 10 does not make it lethal."
///Mostly
foo monkey
2012-01-25 03:56:09 PM
I got shot in the eye with one from about 10 feet. Little handgun with Velcro dart. Hurt like fark. Scratched my eye. Dr visit. No patch. Headaches for a week.
SpectroBoy
2012-01-25 03:56:10 PM
/annies boobs
Mr. Cat Poop
2012-01-25 03:58:12 PM
Nerf guns cause a riot?Anthony Edwards would be killed on sight if he tried to pull that paintball shiat today. I pity college kids and the candy ass world they live in.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-25 03:58:33 PM
Anyone remember the nerf-like rpg launcher they had in the late 80's? Damn I wanted one of those.
BrynnMacFlynn
2012-01-25 03:59:44 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Anyone remember the nerf-like rpg launcher they had in the late 80's? Damn I wanted one of those.
I'll do you one better.
Link
(new window)
*cue Tim the Toolman Taylor laugh*
cgraves67
2012-01-25 04:01:39 PM
The pic with the story shows a tower. How retro. Any more these days, if a story relates to weapons on a college campus, they allude to VTech.
Happy Hours
2012-01-25 04:03:25 PM
I'm so glad I am not a college student today. When I went to school shiat like this didn't happen. The police would think "idiots with nerf guns" and if they weren't bothering anyone they wouldn't stop munching on their donuts.
The worst that ever happened along these lines when I was in college is someone thought about calling in a bomb threat to a gay event (yeah, we may have been a little homophobic back then, but it was the fashion at the time). This was before caller ID so we probably would have gotten away with it but nobody could muster up the effort between bong hits to actually do it.
Instead we usually just signed each other up for any commercial that came on TV. Truck driving school? Yeah, I'll call in and give my friend's name and address. Get rich quick in real estate? Get saved by Ernest Angley? Michigan tourist board? Hell yes.
Aluminum Falcon
2012-01-25 04:05:25 PM
Proud alumnus.
Raoul Eaton
2012-01-25 04:05:53 PM
foo monkey
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I got shot in the eye with one from about 10 feet. Little handgun with Velcro dart. Hurt like fark. Scratched my eye. Dr visit. No patch. Headaches for a week.
That's why my kid has a whole bunch of shop glasses in his Nerf ammo storage box. No safety glasses, no Nerf darts.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-25 04:09:15 PM
Happy Hours
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I'm so glad I am not a college student today. When I went to school shiat like this didn't happen. The police would think "idiots with nerf guns" and if they weren't bothering anyone they wouldn't stop munching on their donuts.
The worst that ever happened along these lines when I was in college is someone thought about calling in a bomb threat to a gay event (yeah, we may have been a little homophobic back then, but it was the fashion at the time). This was before caller ID so we probably would have gotten away with it but nobody could muster up the effort between bong hits to actually do it.
Instead we usually just signed each other up for any commercial that came on TV. Truck driving school? Yeah, I'll call in and give my friend's name and address. Get rich quick in real estate? Get saved by Ernest Angley? Michigan tourist board? Hell yes.
drunken buddies kept a steady stream of ronco bamboo steamers and subscriptions to Playboy coming to my house in the late '70s. they would crack up like children at the mention of the annoyance, so proud of themselves. dorks.
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-25 04:12:38 PM
Oh my god. What a bunch of panzies we've become when the mere sight of a gun (Nerf or otherwise) automatically throws us into a panic.
Xenomech
2012-01-25 04:13:41 PM
Nation of Cowards.
Schroepnuts
2012-01-25 04:18:13 PM
what a bunch of nerfherders
Mock26
2012-01-25 04:22:02 PM
Heh, even back in 1982 Steve Jackson was warning about being careful so as not to cause undo alarm in the people around you.
Aikidogamer
2012-01-25 04:23:38 PM
Mr. Cat Poop
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Nerf guns cause a riot?Anthony Edwards would be killed on sight if he tried to pull that paintball shiat today. I pity college kids and the candy ass world they live in.
This.
+1 Internets for wisdom and making me laugh
darkmayo
2012-01-25 04:24:00 PM
BrynnMacFlynn
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Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone remember the nerf-like rpg launcher they had in the late 80's? Damn I wanted one of those.
I'll do you one better.
Link (new window)
*cue Tim the Toolman Taylor laugh*
Vulcan sucks, prone to jamming and is a battery hog, (is pretty sweet looking though ) for rocket launcher love you need the Titan
lewismarktwo
2012-01-25 04:24:09 PM
Have their been any more 'ninja sword' umbrella sightings on campus recently? Those crack me up.
brantgoose
2012-01-25 04:26:00 PM
Coming soon: "Nerf-gun welding students sent to Guantanamo Bay due to zero tolerance terrorism law"
Aikidogamer
2012-01-25 04:26:20 PM
Raoul Eaton
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foo monkey: I got shot in the eye with one from about 10 feet. Little handgun with Velcro dart. Hurt like fark. Scratched my eye. Dr visit. No patch. Headaches for a week.
That's why my kid has a whole bunch of shop glasses in his Nerf ammo storage box. No safety glasses, no Nerf darts.
Stand up parent right here. I have hope yet.
Smeggy Smurf
2012-01-25 04:27:12 PM
Meanwhile millions of nail clippers go undetected. Whatever shall we do if somebody uses them? God bless the TSA for their vigilance
queezyweezel
2012-01-25 04:31:25 PM
Xenomech
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Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
lewismarktwo
2012-01-25 04:33:15 PM
queezyweezel
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Xenomech: Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
It is, actually.
Mikey1969
2012-01-25 04:39:08 PM
"Some students speculated the sightings could be related to the weeklong "Zombies vs. Humans" fundraiser on campus where students battle other students dressed as zombies with Nerf guns and other weapons in a charity fundraiser. "
Jesus, don't you hate it when some people consider themselves too 'important' to pay attention to what's going on around them, and then freak out an call the cops? Besides, if they ARE Nerf guns, how stupid do you have to be to confuse THOSE with real ones? Some people need to clean the walls of their bubble more often, I swear.
Pepperjack
2012-01-25 04:43:59 PM
My college buddies and I all bought battery powered water Uzis. This was in 1987. No orange tip. Full black. We ran aquarium tubing from the pipe in the magazine to gallon water jugs in backpacks to limit reload time. Today, they would put us UNDER the jail.
Good times..
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-25 04:46:35 PM
queezyweezel
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Xenomech: Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
It actually is, considering the events are rare yet we piss ourselves in terror and treat people with felt stitchings of handguns on purses as bloodthirsty murderers and terrorists. "Being safer" doesn't wean we have to go insane and treat everything slightly dangerous as the end of civilization or the world.
supayoda
2012-01-25 04:48:28 PM
Too obscure?
Man On Fire
2012-01-25 04:49:35 PM
Mock26
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[img.photobucket.com image 337x442]
Heh, even back in 1982 Steve Jackson was warning about being careful so as not to cause undo alarm in the people around you.
and then they got raided in 1990 by the Secret Service.
foo monkey
2012-01-25 04:51:01 PM
Raoul Eaton
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foo monkey: I got shot in the eye with one from about 10 feet. Little handgun with Velcro dart. Hurt like fark. Scratched my eye. Dr visit. No patch. Headaches for a week.
That's why my kid has a whole bunch of shop glasses in his Nerf ammo storage box. No safety glasses, no Nerf darts.
The asshole shot me at work with no warning.
MrEricSir
2012-01-25 04:53:30 PM
This is why
toy guns are brightly colored.
queezyweezel
2012-01-25 04:54:43 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah
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queezyweezel: Xenomech: Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
It actually is, considering the events are rare yet we piss ourselves in terror and treat people with felt stitchings of handguns on purses as bloodthirsty murderers and terrorists. "Being safer" doesn't wean we have to go insane and treat everything slightly dangerous as the end of civilization or the world.
How were these poor kids supposed to know that the gunmen didn't actually paint their real guns bright neon colors in order to reduce suspicion? That's what I always assume when I see adults with toy guns.
/Sneaky bastards.
Oznog
2012-01-25 05:00:03 PM
foo monkey
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I got shot in the eye with one from about 10 feet. Little handgun with Velcro dart. Hurt like fark. Scratched my eye. Dr visit. No patch. Headaches for a week.
I used to be a gamer like you...
Mock26
2012-01-25 05:00:23 PM
Man On Fire
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Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 337x442]
Heh, even back in 1982 Steve Jackson was warning about being careful so as not to cause undo alarm in the people around you.
and then they got raided in 1990 by the Secret Service.
Yep. And all because some moran thought that the Cyberpunk rule book was a "handbook for computer crime"! And if I remember correctly this case actually led to a lot of changes in regards to obtaining search warrants and such.
Pissy Trucker
2012-01-25 05:01:20 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah
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queezyweezel: Xenomech: Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
It actually is, considering the events are rare yet we piss ourselves in terror and treat people with felt stitchings of handguns on purses as bloodthirsty murderers and terrorists. "Being safer" doesn't wean we have to go insane and treat everything slightly dangerous as the end of civilization or the world.
Sadly this is the same area where Illegal Mexicans are killing people with cars, & no alert is made at all, but sure enough some guy mad at his gf, & a Nerf Game . . . Then this crap . . . Now I feel sooo safe . . . That's why here Ron White's security system works for the individual people . . . School incident- "Not a helmet day" . . . Cop pulls over Illegal immagrant & lets him go- "Helmet day" . . .
andersoncouncil42
2012-01-25 05:01:34 PM
Cancel the lockdown, it's only zombies
Raoul Eaton
2012-01-25 05:01:51 PM
KrispyKritter
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Happy Hours: I'm so glad I am not a college student today. When I went to school shiat like this didn't happen. The police would think "idiots with nerf guns" and if they weren't bothering anyone they wouldn't stop munching on their donuts.
The worst that ever happened along these lines when I was in college is someone thought about calling in a bomb threat to a gay event (yeah, we may have been a little homophobic back then, but it was the fashion at the time). This was before caller ID so we probably would have gotten away with it but nobody could muster up the effort between bong hits to actually do it.
Instead we usually just signed each other up for any commercial that came on TV. Truck driving school? Yeah, I'll call in and give my friend's name and address. Get rich quick in real estate? Get saved by Ernest Angley? Michigan tourist board? Hell yes.
drunken buddies kept a steady stream of ronco bamboo steamers and subscriptions to Playboy coming to my house in the late '70s. they would crack up like children at the mention of the annoyance, so proud of themselves. dorks.
Someone in my circle of friends kept signing us up for crappy trinkets with "magic healing powers" that they found advertised in the back of tabloids. Never found out who it was, which seemed strange--I'd think most of the fun would be in the smirk.
The_EliteOne
2012-01-25 05:02:28 PM
My collection:
Planning on doing a fundraiser at my old college to support terminally ill kids...I figure $10 - 15, 2 hours, shoot the hell out of each other, no need to bring your own guns, good cause etc.
Modded:
2 Vulcans (RoF - upgraded from 9v to 15v and doubled the chains)
2 NiteFinders (Barrel/plunger, ARs, distance and power)
3 Mavs (ARs, barrell whips all the way out now)
Tried to mod a Barrel Break what a PITA. Never again.
MycroftHolmes
2012-01-25 05:03:37 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah
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queezyweezel: Xenomech: Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
It actually is, considering the events are rare yet we piss ourselves in terror and treat people with felt stitchings of handguns on purses as bloodthirsty murderers and terrorists. "Being safer" doesn't wean we have to go insane and treat everything slightly dangerous as the end of civilization or the world.
So, you position is that if you see someone at a location where guns are not allowed (on campus, in a business, etc.), it is crazy and paranoid to contact authorities? Please note, no one has confirmed that the person in the article actually was someone with a nerf gun, that is just conjecture.
RedVentrue
2012-01-25 05:06:05 PM
As punishment the perp should be fed to the zombies.
farkindood
2012-01-25 05:14:45 PM
crap like this is gonna get HvZ canceled everywhere.
gorramit...
madgordy
2012-01-25 05:26:14 PM
ZvH or HvZ has been happening on the University of Washington campus for several years, pretty much every nice day while school is in session. I suspect that they use the dorms on rainy days.
Only the most mentally challenged hyper prude would ever think this was anything more than a bunch of semi adults playing tag.
remember Fantasy Sports is D+D for Jocks.
Smeggy Smurf
2012-01-25 05:29:42 PM
farkindood
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crap like this is gonna get anything fun canceled everywhere.
gorramit...
FTFY. Farking cowards everywhere. They need a good ass kicking
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-25 05:29:42 PM
MycroftHolmes
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Keizer_Ghidorah: queezyweezel: Xenomech: Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
It actually is, considering the events are rare yet we piss ourselves in terror and treat people with felt stitchings of handguns on purses as bloodthirsty murderers and terrorists. "Being safer" doesn't wean we have to go insane and treat everything slightly dangerous as the end of civilization or the world.
So, you position is that if you see someone at a location where guns are not allowed (on campus, in a business, etc.), it is crazy and paranoid to contact authorities? Please note, no one has confirmed that the person in the article actually was someone with a nerf gun, that is just conjecture.
It's good to be cautious, it's not good to be paranoid.
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-25 05:30:21 PM
At least at State they were gun-shaped. At ECU a guy with an umbrella sticking out of his backpack spooked people.
/we didn't care, we had a cannon
baronvonzipper
2012-01-25 05:31:01 PM
"students battle other students dressed as zombies with Nerf guns and other weapons" -- who writes this crap? Is there an editor in the house?
/lawn. off.
chairborne
2012-01-25 05:31:13 PM
MycroftHolmes
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Keizer_Ghidorah: queezyweezel: Xenomech: Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
It actually is, considering the events are rare yet we piss ourselves in terror and treat people with felt stitchings of handguns on purses as bloodthirsty murderers and terrorists. "Being safer" doesn't wean we have to go insane and treat everything slightly dangerous as the end of civilization or the world.
So, you position is that if you see someone at a location where guns are not allowed (on campus, in a business, etc.), it is crazy and paranoid to contact authorities? Please note, no one has confirmed that the person in the article actually was someone with a nerf gun, that is just conjecture.
your hypothetical is far too vague.
So, you position is that if you see someone at a location where guns are not allowed (on campus, in a business, etc.)
what is the person doing? In what manner are they carrying? is there reasonable articulable suspicion that a crime is in commission? Are you certain that the area is not legal to carry in? I could go on.
The problem is that almost no one who is scared of guns is also *knowledgeable* about guns. For instance, I live in a state where it would be perfectly lawful for anyone who can legally own a firearm to open carry that firearm on a campus. It's also legal for that person to enter any business that is open to the public even if there is a no guns sign. Now that person open carrying on a campus is likely to be the subject of a highly overzealous police response even if they were doing nothing more threatening than walking their dog. The person who enters a business that is open to the public would also be obliged to leave the business if requested by the owner or agent thereof, not complying with the request to leave would then be defiant trespass but it would be so regardless of the reason they were asked to leave or whether they were carrying or not.
So a person merely bearing arms is no more likely to be a criminal than any other person walking down the street. Sure, if you are *certain* firearms are not allowed on campus you might have a good reason for calling the police but it seems like the people most likely to call the police at the mere sight of a firearm are also the ones least qualified to know whether they *should* call the police.
Oznog
2012-01-25 05:35:16 PM
I found this highly amusing. Steampunk folks like to take Nerf guns and paint them with brown and metallic brass paints because their general shape is highly compatible with Steampunk aesthetics.
These guys reversed the flow and rendered all their Steampunk garb and accessories back into Nerf colors.
j__z
2012-01-25 05:45:25 PM
Walked down the Nerf Isle at Target looking a present for my god son. I must be a nerd because I thought they were pretty cool looking and I'm old.
Cyno01
2012-01-25 05:51:16 PM
Heh, we had airsoft guns in college. Most of us had crappy AEGs, a few people had good ones. And everybody had a bunch of springers. One friend had a bolt action rifle that could embed a pellet in the cork board at the end ofthe dorm hall. I had a GBB pistol that would shoot clean through a soda can. Surprised nobody lost an eye, or an LCD from a ricochet either. Some had tips, some not. I have a spring SPAS12 somewhere that loads 3 pellets with every shot, that was sweet.
One morning when the power went out, no windows in the halls, so it was pitch black, those of us with lights and lasers on ours declared martial law and took over the floor.
/csb
MycroftHolmes
2012-01-25 05:51:52 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah
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MycroftHolmes: Keizer_Ghidorah: queezyweezel: Xenomech: Nation of Cowards.
I know. A bunch of kids get shot at school, and suddenly people are cautious and scared. Crazy, huh?
It actually is, considering the events are rare yet we piss ourselves in terror and treat people with felt stitchings of handguns on purses as bloodthirsty murderers and terrorists. "Being safer" doesn't wean we have to go insane and treat everything slightly dangerous as the end of civilization or the world.
So, you position is that if you see someone at a location where guns are not allowed (on campus, in a business, etc.), it is crazy and paranoid to contact authorities? Please note, no one has confirmed that the person in the article actually was someone with a nerf gun, that is just conjecture.
It's good to be cautious, it's not good to be paranoid.
So, you are saying that calling the police when you see someone with what you think is a gun, or the school issuing a report that there has been an unconfirmed report of someone with a gun, qualifies as paranoid. You are trying really, really hard to work up righteous indignation on this one. This was a perfectly reasonable response.
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