I guess she learned her lesson on pastors in a better way that many.

Jesus would totally off that stinking cat

/end sarcasm

Did it land on its feet?

Splinshints: 'I don't believe in Heaven anymore, Moody's just dead.'"

Indeed.

Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.

Our universe is not a good place and you've found that out at an unfortunately young age.


I don't think I would call the entire universe a bad place, just the (until proven otherwise) Earth. There's still hope, children!

dopeydwarf: Splinshints: 'I don't believe in Heaven anymore, Moody's just dead.'"

Indeed.

Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.

Our universe is not a good place and you've found that out at an unfortunately young age.


I don't think I would call the entire universe a bad place, just the (until proven otherwise) Earth. There's still hope, children!

Yes, just those parts of the universe you'd find humans. The other parts are perfectly fine. Even that place where cats are dropping humans off bridges. Chances are, the human did something to deserve it.

I hope someone baptizes him.......for a very long time.

EvilEgg: Did it land on its feet?

nine times.

basemetal: I hope someone baptizes him.......for a very long time.

I literally laughed out loud.

/This "Pastor" has mental issues.

What a dickhole.

TFA: "he caught the cat, named Moody, in a trap on Sunday, Jan. 15. "

Next paragraph: "Moody also told police that he had the cat in a cage in the back of his pick-up truck for three days and forgot about him until Tuesday, Jan. 17., when Bartlett brought the cat to police"

Dead cat talkin.

Splinshints: dopeydwarf: I don't think I would call the entire universe a bad place, just the (until proven otherwise) Earth. There's still hope, children!

I think most of the universe, if ascribing humanity to it, would just as soon burn your face off as look at it. And that's assuming it doesn't just decide to end us all by chucking a giant space mountain at us first.

Although, it is cool to look at. I'm partial to the incredibly bizarre magnetar myself.



I believe it's, "There are people who would just as soon step on your face as look at you." Let's not go overboard here.

What is it with Southern religious and conservatives and cats? This is the second lunatic cat killing this week. That made the news, anyway.

God hates cats.

In the middle ages Christians believe cats were the familiars of witches. They based this on the shape of the cat's irises and that they resembled a snake's eye more than any other type of eye. Add to this the way a cat's eyes seem to glow in the dark with reflecting light.

There are still many who believe the old wives' tales such as cats sucking the breath from a baby.

serpent_sky: What is it with Southern religious and conservatives and cats? This is the second lunatic cat killing this week. That made the news, anyway.

13th and 14th century Europe, cats were considered to be familiars of witches and the devil, and many cats were killed for this belief. Of course, god punished them for this, by sending them the Black Death, which traveled with rats from Asia, obliterating half the population of the continent.

RexTalionis: serpent_sky: What is it with Southern religious and conservatives and cats? This is the second lunatic cat killing this week. That made the news, anyway.

13th and 14th century Europe, cats were considered to be familiars of witches and the devil, and many cats were killed for this belief. Of course, god punished them for this, by sending them the Black Death, which traveled with rats from Asia, obliterating half the population of the continent.

Wait, I thought the Black Death was the result of Jews profaning the Sacred Host.

If you're right... dammit, who is my crazed mob going to hunt down and burn in the town square? Witches? That's no fun.

Animal abusers are likely to be child abusers, and this scumbag has a lot of kids around. I'm just saying.

RexTalionis: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 500x375]

Since this is a sad story, I will include a picture of a kitten sleeping in a Kleenex bed.

Splinshints: Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.

Depends on whether or not little miss godless grows up to be a vicious psychopathic vigilante.

abb3w: Splinshints: Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.

Depends on whether or not little miss godless grows up to be a vicious psychopathic vigilante.

There's a Quentin on line 1. He says he is calling about the screenplay you are preparing.

You've just destroyed the only thing I've ever loved. All right, there it is. What do you love?

Coelacanth: I can't think of a worst thing to be than a goddamn Christian.

gilgigamesh: Wait, I thought the Black Death was the result of Jews profaning the Sacred Host.

I thought it was the Jooz poisoning the wells.

Whatever, I'm sure the Jooz were involved.

serpent_sky: What is it with Southern religious and conservatives and cats? This is the second lunatic cat killing this week. That made the news, anyway.

Just came to say this. Seriously, why do conservatives hate cats?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jesus would totally off that stinking cat

/end sarcasm

Well, lets see. Deducing what we can from what we know. Jesus...savior, nice guy, loved prostitutes. However, he spent his formative years in Egypt where cats are deified. And then despite his love of pussy, as an adult he never mentions Egypt or cats. Ergo, we can assume that only the positive things about Jesus made the good book...ergo...ergo??? Anyone? Yes, Jesus learned to hate cats in Egypt and if he ever talked about them as an adult it was in anger which doesn't fit the theme. Additionally, he serves his followers fish, a traditional cat food. Clearly, he wasn't saving any for the pesky pets.

I think we can safely say that while Jesus like pussy, he hated cats.

Well, if i were the father in that family I would at the very least be spending the next several Sundays in front of the pastor's church with a sign saying "pastor Bartlett slowly tortured and killed my little girl's cat." I would also hand out flyers with a link to a website laying out all the info.

Assuming the church had a board of directors, I would be on the phone with every one of those members making sure they knew what the man did.

It may not do any good (especially it being Texas and all) but who knows?

He got one past her?

Jeezus don't these parents KNOW?

It's all DOGS that go to Heaven.

All cats go to Hell.

Was it the Rainbow Bridge?