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(KVUE Austin)   Pastor converts 5 year old neighbor. To atheism. By throwing her cat off of a bridge   (kvue.com) divider line 263
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2012-01-25 02:35:32 PM
I guess she learned her lesson on pastors in a better way that many.
 
2012-01-25 02:45:14 PM
Bartlett admitted that he caught the cat, named Moody, in a trap

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2012-01-25 02:48:11 PM
Better than getting Sandusky'd.

/glass half full
 
2012-01-25 02:58:17 PM
Jesus would totally off that stinking cat

/end sarcasm
 
2012-01-25 03:06:02 PM
'I don't believe in Heaven anymore, Moody's just dead.'"

Indeed.

Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.

Our universe is not a good place and you've found that out at an unfortunately young age.
 
2012-01-25 03:17:00 PM
Did it land on its feet?
 
2012-01-25 03:17:28 PM

Splinshints: 'I don't believe in Heaven anymore, Moody's just dead.'"

Indeed.

Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.

Our universe is not a good place and you've found that out at an unfortunately young age.



I don't think I would call the entire universe a bad place, just the (until proven otherwise) Earth. There's still hope, children!
 
2012-01-25 03:26:56 PM

dopeydwarf: Splinshints: 'I don't believe in Heaven anymore, Moody's just dead.'"

Indeed.

Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.

Our universe is not a good place and you've found that out at an unfortunately young age.


I don't think I would call the entire universe a bad place, just the (until proven otherwise) Earth. There's still hope, children!


Yes, just those parts of the universe you'd find humans. The other parts are perfectly fine. Even that place where cats are dropping humans off bridges. Chances are, the human did something to deserve it.
 
2012-01-25 03:27:53 PM
I hope someone baptizes him.......for a very long time.
 
2012-01-25 03:28:44 PM

dopeydwarf: I don't think I would call the entire universe a bad place, just the (until proven otherwise) Earth. There's still hope, children!


I think most of the universe, if ascribing humanity to it, would just as soon burn your face off as look at it. And that's assuming it doesn't just decide to end us all by chucking a giant space mountain at us first.

Although, it is cool to look at. I'm partial to the incredibly bizarre magnetar myself.
 
2012-01-25 03:39:29 PM

EvilEgg: Did it land on its feet?


nine times.
 
2012-01-25 03:39:32 PM

basemetal: I hope someone baptizes him.......for a very long time.


I literally laughed out loud.

/This "Pastor" has mental issues.
 
2012-01-25 03:40:59 PM
What a dickhole.
 
2012-01-25 03:42:16 PM
TFA: "he caught the cat, named Moody, in a trap on Sunday, Jan. 15. "

Next paragraph: "Moody also told police that he had the cat in a cage in the back of his pick-up truck for three days and forgot about him until Tuesday, Jan. 17., when Bartlett brought the cat to police"

Dead cat talkin.

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2012-01-25 03:44:28 PM

Splinshints: dopeydwarf: I don't think I would call the entire universe a bad place, just the (until proven otherwise) Earth. There's still hope, children!

I think most of the universe, if ascribing humanity to it, would just as soon burn your face off as look at it. And that's assuming it doesn't just decide to end us all by chucking a giant space mountain at us first.

Although, it is cool to look at. I'm partial to the incredibly bizarre magnetar myself.


www.xenafan.com

I believe it's, "There are people who would just as soon step on your face as look at you." Let's not go overboard here.
 
2012-01-25 03:46:59 PM
What is it with Southern religious and conservatives and cats? This is the second lunatic cat killing this week. That made the news, anyway.
 
2012-01-25 03:59:26 PM
God hates cats.

In the middle ages Christians believe cats were the familiars of witches. They based this on the shape of the cat's irises and that they resembled a snake's eye more than any other type of eye. Add to this the way a cat's eyes seem to glow in the dark with reflecting light.

There are still many who believe the old wives' tales such as cats sucking the breath from a baby.
 
2012-01-25 04:00:58 PM

serpent_sky: What is it with Southern religious and conservatives and cats? This is the second lunatic cat killing this week. That made the news, anyway.


13th and 14th century Europe, cats were considered to be familiars of witches and the devil, and many cats were killed for this belief. Of course, god punished them for this, by sending them the Black Death, which traveled with rats from Asia, obliterating half the population of the continent.
 
2012-01-25 04:08:43 PM

RexTalionis: serpent_sky: What is it with Southern religious and conservatives and cats? This is the second lunatic cat killing this week. That made the news, anyway.

13th and 14th century Europe, cats were considered to be familiars of witches and the devil, and many cats were killed for this belief. Of course, god punished them for this, by sending them the Black Death, which traveled with rats from Asia, obliterating half the population of the continent.


Wait, I thought the Black Death was the result of Jews profaning the Sacred Host.

If you're right... dammit, who is my crazed mob going to hunt down and burn in the town square? Witches? That's no fun.
 
2012-01-25 04:13:03 PM
Animal abusers are likely to be child abusers, and this scumbag has a lot of kids around. I'm just saying.
 
2012-01-25 04:23:17 PM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-01-25 04:25:51 PM

RexTalionis: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 500x375]


Since this is a sad story, I will include a picture of a kitten sleeping in a Kleenex bed.
 
2012-01-25 04:34:20 PM
So much for "all creatures, great and small", ya farking christer.
 
2012-01-25 04:37:46 PM
Hope he gets converted to homosexuality, in prison!!!
 
2012-01-25 04:42:52 PM

Splinshints: Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.


Depends on whether or not little miss godless grows up to be a vicious psychopathic vigilante.
 
2012-01-25 04:48:24 PM

abb3w: Splinshints: Sadly, this also means that callous, disgusting monsters like the pastor who tortured and killed your cat will never ultimately suffer any real consequences for their abhorrent and immoral actions.

Depends on whether or not little miss godless grows up to be a vicious psychopathic vigilante.


There's a Quentin on line 1. He says he is calling about the screenplay you are preparing.
 
2012-01-25 04:48:44 PM
You've just destroyed the only thing I've ever loved. All right, there it is. What do you love?
 
2012-01-25 04:50:59 PM
I can't think of a worst thing to be than a goddamn Christian.
 
2012-01-25 05:08:30 PM

Coelacanth: I can't think of a worst thing to be than a goddamn Christian.

 
2012-01-25 05:21:50 PM

gilgigamesh: Wait, I thought the Black Death was the result of Jews profaning the Sacred Host.


I thought it was the Jooz poisoning the wells.

Whatever, I'm sure the Jooz were involved.
 
2012-01-25 05:28:28 PM

serpent_sky: What is it with Southern religious and conservatives and cats? This is the second lunatic cat killing this week. That made the news, anyway.


Just came to say this. Seriously, why do conservatives hate cats?
 
2012-01-25 05:41:32 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jesus would totally off that stinking cat

/end sarcasm


Well, lets see. Deducing what we can from what we know. Jesus...savior, nice guy, loved prostitutes. However, he spent his formative years in Egypt where cats are deified. And then despite his love of pussy, as an adult he never mentions Egypt or cats. Ergo, we can assume that only the positive things about Jesus made the good book...ergo...ergo??? Anyone? Yes, Jesus learned to hate cats in Egypt and if he ever talked about them as an adult it was in anger which doesn't fit the theme. Additionally, he serves his followers fish, a traditional cat food. Clearly, he wasn't saving any for the pesky pets.

I think we can safely say that while Jesus like pussy, he hated cats.
 
2012-01-25 05:58:41 PM
Well, if i were the father in that family I would at the very least be spending the next several Sundays in front of the pastor's church with a sign saying "pastor Bartlett slowly tortured and killed my little girl's cat." I would also hand out flyers with a link to a website laying out all the info.

Assuming the church had a board of directors, I would be on the phone with every one of those members making sure they knew what the man did.

It may not do any good (especially it being Texas and all) but who knows?
 
2012-01-25 06:05:53 PM
Free Pastor?
 
2012-01-25 06:08:58 PM
He got one past her?
 
2012-01-25 06:09:06 PM
Jeezus don't these parents KNOW?

It's all DOGS that go to Heaven.

All cats go to Hell.
 
2012-01-25 06:09:32 PM
101 uses for a dead cat ... makes a good car-cleaning cloth
 
2012-01-25 06:09:44 PM
FTA No blood or nothing broke.

This man is a veterinarian.
 
2012-01-25 06:10:24 PM
It's a goddamned cat. So what?
 
2012-01-25 06:11:09 PM
Musta been a pain in the ass throwing him off the bridge nine times.
 
2012-01-25 06:11:19 PM
Can we get a picture of the Bishop from Caddyshack?
 
2012-01-25 06:12:02 PM
Never trust a holy man.
 
2012-01-25 06:12:06 PM

Coelacanth: I can't think of a worst thing to be than a goddamn Christian.


Barely literate is a pretty bad thing to be too.
 
2012-01-25 06:12:43 PM

RexTalionis: RexTalionis: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 500x375]

Since this is a sad story, I will include a picture of a kitten sleeping in a Kleenex bed.


OK, that's really farking cute.

daaaawwwwwwww!
 
2012-01-25 06:13:12 PM

I_C_Weener: However, he spent his formative years in Egypt where cats are deified


eh?
 
2012-01-25 06:13:32 PM

nopokerface: FTA No blood or nothing broke.

This man is a veterinarian.


In the bible belt, what do you expect?
 
2012-01-25 06:15:03 PM
Was it the Rainbow Bridge?
 
2012-01-25 06:15:38 PM
I have a suggestion regarding how they can give away this free cat...
 
2012-01-25 06:16:38 PM
this is what Rick Santorum wants for America. an uprising of the conservative christian values.
 
2012-01-25 06:16:39 PM

jst3p: I have a suggestion regarding how they can give away this free cat...


Careful.......
 
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