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(The Local (Germany)) Sappy Today's Fark-ready headline:"Police pinch pug-pilfering pensioner"   (thelocal.de) divider line 22
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2012-01-25 03:19:38 PM
Preposterous.
 
2012-01-25 03:21:36 PM
It isn't the internet that's killing newspapers. It's excessive use of alliteration.
 
2012-01-25 03:24:36 PM
Tell me that it was an $1800 pug
 
2012-01-25 03:30:37 PM
PETA's predictably pissed. Pushing prosecution for penitentiary placement.
 
2012-01-25 03:30:54 PM
discgolfguru: It isn't the internet that's killing newspapers. It's excessive use of alliteration.

Awful alliteration affects and antagonizes another? ARRGH!
 
2012-01-25 03:32:07 PM
Everyone Sucks But Me: discgolfguru: It isn't the internet that's killing newspapers. It's excessive use of alliteration.

Awful alliteration affects and antagonizes another? ARRGH!


A$$hole.
 
2012-01-25 03:33:18 PM
I'm beginning to tire of the stolen puppy stories but not nearly as much as I tire of all the stupid 'surveys' that seem to have sprung up since "Blackout the Internet Day." Please stop . . . leave them hidden from public view behind the darkened screen that is Totalfark.
 
2012-01-25 03:40:33 PM
As long as there's a lifetime supply of Alpo,I doubt the pooch cares.
 
2012-01-25 03:40:55 PM
BurnShrike: Everyone Sucks But Me: discgolfguru: It isn't the internet that's killing newspapers. It's excessive use of alliteration.

Awful alliteration affects and antagonizes another? ARRGH!

A$$hole.


Acknowledged, amigo.
 
2012-01-25 03:52:43 PM
I hope they Mops the floor with the thief!

/Ein Wortspiel für den deutschsprachigen Raum Farkers
 
2012-01-25 03:54:57 PM
What a new car looks like.

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-01-25 03:58:12 PM
i42.tinypic.com
Jabba is appalled.
 
2012-01-25 03:58:44 PM
numbone
What a new car looks like.


Oh, sorry, but a new car could NEVER look like that. Too much love and derp there.
 
2012-01-25 04:47:23 PM
WHAT'S THIS?
 
2012-01-25 04:54:02 PM
numbone: What a new car looks like.

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x344]


Someone hasn't bought a new car since the sixties.
 
2012-01-25 04:57:15 PM
Is TEM writing headlines for The Local now? The pensioner was the one who had her dog stolen, not the thief.
 
2012-01-25 05:07:52 PM
They just pinched him? I would have put him in jail.
 
2012-01-25 05:51:05 PM
Third best thing about the article: the headline

Second best thing about the article: the adorablicious stock pug photo

Best thing about the article: the last line. "The dog declined to comment and has requested privacy following its ordeal."


puckrock2000: The pensioner was the one who had her dog stolen, not the thief.

Well, the thief was 74, so I doubt she was still working on the loading docks either.
 
2012-01-25 05:58:55 PM
Seriously? We're on the verge of a dog napping trifecta?
 
2012-01-25 06:00:52 PM
take somebodys dog?

NO BISCUIT!
 
2012-01-25 08:06:39 PM
There's got to be something you can do with a Pug... (new window)
 
2012-01-25 10:18:44 PM
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