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De-icing a caribou, applied parabolic avian trajectories, and Kenny G's wife tired of boring sax: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/15 - 1/21 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-01-25 2:10:10 PM (11 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing to add today, some decent headlines this week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-01-15 to Sat 2012-01-21:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Man arrested for selling Canadian military secrets. I'm not sure either. Locations of all Tim Hortons? How to de-ice a caribou?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Patsy Tombaugh, widow of Pluto's discoverer, dies at age 99. Private ceremony will be limited to inner circle of friends    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  O.J. Simpson loses Florida home to bank foreclosure. Current asking price now slashed to the bone    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Suspicions linger in the death of poet Pablo Neruda/ Some believe he was murdered/ Perhaps by barracuda    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Woman arrested for stealing more than 130 sticks of men's antiperspirant products. Police on lookout for woman smelling like football, bare-knuckle fights, and victory    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  US Army officer confirms that team of US commandos are nearing the Iranian border. Also adds that they will cross the border at 32°11' 4" N by 53°5'12" E at exactly 11:34 Zulu right near that great ambush spot    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  A man accused of strangling his wife tells the court the family dog did it. This leads to just one question... How long did it take to train the dog?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  120 dead after Kano blasts. Suspected victims include Scorpion, Johnny Cage    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Internal combustion results in loss of 22 horsepower    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Tebow sacrificed his body against the Pats by playing through severe injuries to palms of hands, ankles, and a stabbing side wound    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Colts owner Jim Irsay says they will be picking the best player in the draft who can pound a ten inch spike through a 2x4 with his neck    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Philbin named Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins. Kelly Ripa inconsolable    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  People lie more in electronic communications than face-to-face, according to the article written by an astronaut-police-tiger I trained    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Russia wants to build a manned base on the moon. Finally they'll be able to claim some of their women weigh under 200 pounds    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Publisher of iPad textbooks claims students show a 20 percent performance increase, specifically in studies of applied parabolic avian trajectories coupled with porcine devastation    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Miley Cyrus spends $50,000 to lose 15 pounds. THAT'S NOT HOW EXCHANGE RATES WORK    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Seal placed on Endangered Spouses list    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Kenny G's wife files for divorce. After twenty years of marriage she got tired of boring sax    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Jon Huntsman drops out of GOP race, disappointing his supporter    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Rick Perry loses Iowa contest, loses New Hampshire contest, and...uh will forget the third contest    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  This just in: Nice Hair is virtually tied with Angry Womanizer in South Carolina, while Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me are far behind. Bonus: polls taken before Thursday's insanity    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Cracker Barrel founder dead at 76. Funeral to be held on Saturday, with gravy-side services to follow    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Yahoo to Jerry Yang: You leave now. You been here seventeen year    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Hershey tells 200 workers to hit the highway    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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11 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-01-25 02:55:38 PM  
I do love that Kenny G headline.
 
2012-01-25 03:01:11 PM  

TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: Hey look, its my Boobiess as a TotalFark 'er

how did "Boobies" translate into boobiess?


Crap.
 
2012-01-25 03:01:39 PM  
I've always wondered: do (non-Californian) Americans too think that Californians pronounce 'sex' as 'sax' ?
 
2012-01-25 03:19:08 PM  

TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: Hey look, its my Boobiess as a TotalFark 'er

how did "Boobies" translate into boobiess?

Crap.


It is somewhere in the FAQ basically, nobody wants or likes to see
www.geekculture.com
So the Fark Filter changes it to Boobies!-- Everyone likes boobies!
 
2012-01-25 04:13:11 PM  
Unlikely, Canada retired their Caribous

Link (new window)
 
2012-01-25 04:42:06 PM  

TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: Hey look, its my Boobiess as a TotalFark 'er

how did "Boobies" translate into boobiess?

Crap.


So good.
 
2012-01-25 05:08:59 PM  
Hey, thank you. The de-icing one was mine. :D
 
2012-01-25 06:41:54 PM  

theMagni: Hey, thank you. The de-icing one was mine. :D


Not sure if I've ever laughed as hard at a Fark headline as I did at that one.
 
2012-01-25 08:49:34 PM  
What, no love for the step by step guide to getting lucky at the next Fark party?
 
2012-01-26 08:34:18 AM  
Miley Cyrus and Yahoo made me LOL most.
 
2012-01-27 12:51:36 PM  

aaronius: What, no love for the step by step guide to getting lucky at the next Fark party?


That headline is plain. It's only funny after you click the link. Those are in a separate contest.
 
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