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(Uproxx) Hero "Where the Wild Things Are" author Maurice Sendak hates children. And he doesn't know who Vin Diesel is. God bless him   (uproxx.com) divider line 60
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2012-01-25 12:58:45 PM
Yeah, he's awesome.
 
2012-01-25 01:05:03 PM
Who doesn't hate children?

Sure, most people like their own brats, but aren't that fond of the rest of them.

And if you don't have kids, you hate 'em all.
 
2012-01-25 01:10:29 PM
www.wobblyweb.com

Great album

/oh
 
2012-01-25 01:16:08 PM
Contrary to what the article's author stated, Sendak more than equal to the challenge posed by Colbert. It was a great interview.
 
2012-01-25 01:21:46 PM
notmtwain: It was a great interview.

It was hilarious. Especially the bag of cut out penises.
 
2012-01-25 01:54:43 PM
Yes subby, we already knew that. Dr. Seuss hated children too. Pretty much everyone who has a child over the age of 5 hates children.
 
2012-01-25 01:59:18 PM
I missed the show last night -- I was actually laughing out loud at a lot of that. Hilarious.
 
2012-01-25 03:07:59 PM
Riddick is not amused.
 
2012-01-25 03:10:09 PM
cretinbob: Yes subby, we already knew that. Dr. Seuss hated children too. Pretty much everyone who has a child over the age of 5 hates children.

Charles Schulz hated children. Even his own.

"Peanuts" was originally much edgier, showing how cruel children are to each other. The Lucy-pulls-the-football-away gag is all that's left of the original zeitgeist.
 
2012-01-25 03:12:18 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Who doesn't hate children?

Sure, most people like their own brats, but aren't that fond of the rest of them.

And if you don't have kids, you hate 'em all.


Or at the very least hate parents that won't shut the fark up about their kids.

Yes yes, your little genius developed enough motor skills to grab your finger for 10 seconds, I'd start shopping for schools now if I were you!
 
2012-01-25 03:19:49 PM
Part 2 of the interview airs tonight
 
2012-01-25 03:20:14 PM
There's a Part 2 tonight.
 
2012-01-25 03:22:29 PM
Funny stuff. I like his comment about "Where the Wild Things Are"
 
2012-01-25 03:29:20 PM
MightyPez: Or at the very least hate parents that won't shut the fark up about their kids.

Yes yes, your little genius developed enough motor skills to grab your finger for 10 seconds, I'd start shopping for schools now if I were you!



Sorry, I'm pretty proud of my 3 year old daughter. She has figured out what tools she needs to complete a job, and where in the house to find them, and she has figured out how to make up her own jokes.

Of course, I actually LIKE kids, what's not to like? We were all kids once, the least I can do is give them the benefit of the doubt that people gave me. I'm not one of the people who whined about paying taxes for education when I didn't have kids either. Maybe I'm unique.

Unfortunately, uproxx is blocked here at work, I'll have to check this out when I get home, I guess.
 
2012-01-25 03:29:32 PM
cretinbob: Pretty much everyone who has a child over the age of 5 hates children.

Fixt.
 
2012-01-25 03:29:45 PM
That was the best. Two sharp minds interacting is always a joy to see. I totally want to watch Colbert's Wild Things 2 now.

I didn't realize Sendak is gay. Awesome.
 
2012-01-25 03:30:40 PM
He doesn't hate kids, he just doesn't pretend they are little snowflakes like most people do when asked about kids.

"Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children's letters - sometimes very hastily - but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, "Dear Jim: I loved your card." Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, "Jim loved your card so much he ate it." That to me was one of the highest compliments I've ever received. He didn't care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it."
-Maurice Sendak
 
2012-01-25 03:39:38 PM
Best In The World: This biatch should write herself a sequel called Thurrr Tha Wild Thanks Are about a young black child from a single parent household. His momma spent all the GVT aid on weed, crack, & lotto tix so he has no hope of never seeing tha Knicks. Well, one day he make himself some sneakers from tires & fabric and runs away 2 madison square garden & hangs out wit the Knicks. That old hard part would be telling this hurrr story in under 55 wordz like tha 1st book.

Looks like Fark has another performance artist.
 
2012-01-25 03:45:34 PM
2wolves: Best In The World: This biatch should write herself a sequel called Thurrr Tha Wild Thanks Are about a young black child from a single parent household. His momma spent all the GVT aid on weed, crack, & lotto tix so he has no hope of never seeing tha Knicks. Well, one day he make himself some sneakers from tires & fabric and runs away 2 madison square garden & hangs out wit the Knicks. That old hard part would be telling this hurrr story in under 55 wordz like tha 1st book.

Looks like Fark has another performance artist.


Yup and he'll disappear eventually like they always do. :)
 
2012-01-25 03:46:19 PM
2wolves: Looks like Fark has another performance artist.

This particular alt MIGHT have been funny in more limited doses. I can't tell now though since it seems like it appears in every thread.
 
Ant
2012-01-25 03:47:17 PM
I didn't see any child hating there. He doesn't like most people in general, children included. I can sympathize sometimes.
 
2012-01-25 03:49:37 PM
It was awesome right out of the gate.

"That's an interesting point of view. But not interesting to me, particularly".
 
2012-01-25 03:52:10 PM
So I caught the interview once I figured out that's all it was, not an article that happened to mention it.

Not sure where the 'He hates kids' came from. He likes them better than adults, which he DOES hate... :-) Loved the interview. Colbert is one of the best interviewers we currently have, because on top of being funny, he actually asks the important questions.

I have to wonder, though; Does he give anyone a heads up about the interview style, or just hope that they've caught some of his shows and/or are in on the joke? Sometimes the people seem a little off guard by the questions, so I've kinda wondered if they go in totally cold, or if he at least makes sure they understand that satire and comedy are a large part of his approach..

Also, has Maurice Sendak had a stroke or anything? I see no signs of paralysis, but his speaking style sure sounds like that. What a great interview though. I'm glad they're doing it in two parts, because I think many of Colbert's interviews are actually too short.
 
2012-01-25 03:59:48 PM
Oh, it seems he was "in" on the joke from get go.
 
2012-01-25 04:06:27 PM
Best In The World: "A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

This biatch should write herself a sequel called Thurrr Tha Wild Thanks Are about a young black child from a single parent household. His momma spent all the GVT aid on weed, crack, & lotto tix so he has no hope of never seeing tha Knicks. Well, one day he make himself some sneakers from tires & fabric and runs away 2 madison square garden & hangs out wit the Knicks. That old hard part would be telling this hurrr story in under 55 wordz like tha 1st book.


This never gets old for me
 
2012-01-25 04:17:32 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Who doesn't hate children?

Sure, most people like their own brats, but aren't that fond of the rest of them.

And if you don't have kids, you hate 'em all.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-25 04:20:34 PM
theurbantwist.com

Willing to love 3 kids for every child you hate
 
2012-01-25 04:21:19 PM
I lol'd out loud with laughter several times. Can't wait for Part 2.

Bag o' Dicks FTW!
 
2012-01-25 04:23:24 PM
cretinbob: Yes subby, we already knew that. Dr. Seuss hated children too. Pretty much everyone who has a child over the age of 5 hates children.

Sendak doesn't have children though, right? I thought he was gay, and lived with his partner for like 40 years or something.
 
2012-01-25 04:33:41 PM
He said he likes kids more than adults, but that isn't saying much. Heck, I feel the same.
 
2012-01-25 04:35:56 PM
LeroyBourne: Oh, it seems he was "in" on the joke from get go.

I didn't necessarily mean him specifically, just everyone in general.
 
2012-01-25 04:52:46 PM
That was a great interview. I think Sendak almost lost it when Colbert put his finger through the penis cutout hole, waggled it around, all the while talking about how bad it was for a kid's book to have penis's in it. I know I was cracking up.
 
2012-01-25 04:59:37 PM
A bag of dicks?
 
2012-01-25 05:11:12 PM
Mikey1969: I have to wonder, though; Does he give anyone a heads up about the interview style, or just hope that they've caught some of his shows and/or are in on the joke? Sometimes the people seem a little off guard by the questions, so I've kinda wondered if they go in totally cold, or if he at least makes sure they understand that satire and comedy are a large part of his approach..


Colbert warns his guests pre-show in the green room:

Answer honestly... Disabuse me of my ignorance. Don't let me get away with anything. Don't try to play my game. Be real. Be passionate. Hold your ideas. Give me resistance. Give me traction I can work against. The friction between reality, or the truly held concerns of the person, and the farcical concerns that I have, or my need to seem important, as opposed to actually understanding what's true... Where those two things meet is where the comedy happens. So be real. That's the best thing you can do. And call me on my bullshiat.
 
2012-01-25 05:22:33 PM
penthesilea: Colbert warns his guests pre-show in the green room:
Answer honestly... Disabuse me of my ignorance. Don't let me get away with anything. Don't try to play my game. Be real. Be passionate. Hold your ideas. Give me resistance. Give me traction I can work against. The friction between reality, or the truly held concerns of the person, and the farcical concerns that I have, or my need to seem important, as opposed to actually understanding what's true... Where those two things meet is where the comedy happens. So be real. That's the best thing you can do. And call me on my bullshiat.



Cool... Yes, I know most people 'get' it going in, but I always kind of wondered. I still don't think we have anyone out there who can give a better interview. Sometimes it's the questions not asked and answered that actually make all of the difference.
 
2012-01-25 05:29:07 PM
Optimal_Illusion: A bag of dicks?

In a row?
 
2012-01-25 05:31:03 PM
Mikey1969: penthesilea: Colbert warns his guests pre-show in the green room:
Answer honestly... Disabuse me of my ignorance. Don't let me get away with anything. Don't try to play my game. Be real. Be passionate. Hold your ideas. Give me resistance. Give me traction I can work against. The friction between reality, or the truly held concerns of the person, and the farcical concerns that I have, or my need to seem important, as opposed to actually understanding what's true... Where those two things meet is where the comedy happens. So be real. That's the best thing you can do. And call me on my bullshiat.

Cool... Yes, I know most people 'get' it going in, but I always kind of wondered. I still don't think we have anyone out there who can give a better interview. Sometimes it's the questions not asked and answered that actually make all of the difference.


It is a please to watch Charlie Rose conduct an interview. Same goes for Colbert. My two favorite for sure.
 
2012-01-25 05:34:52 PM
Subby, watch the interview, thou art of the dimwitted variety...
 
2012-01-25 05:40:59 PM
Optimal_Illusion: A bag of dicks?

when he's home, he keeps them in a decorative bowl.
 
2012-01-25 05:41:07 PM
"It's been my dream to write children's books ever since Playboy rejected my cartoons because they were too filthy."
 
2012-01-25 05:57:06 PM
Mikey1969: Also, has Maurice Sendak had a stroke or anything? I see no signs of paralysis, but his speaking style sure sounds like that.

He's in his 80s now so that probably has something to do with it. That and the fact he's suffered some personal losses recently.
 
2012-01-25 06:00:30 PM
shastacola: He doesn't hate kids, he just doesn't pretend they are little snowflakes like most people do when asked about kids.

"Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children's letters - sometimes very hastily - but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, "Dear Jim: I loved your card." Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, "Jim loved your card so much he ate it." That to me was one of the highest compliments I've ever received. He didn't care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it."
-Maurice Sendak


That is absolutely hilarious. I literally laughed out load at my desk. Now I'm getting weird looks.
 
2012-01-25 06:15:11 PM
Pslightly Psycho: That is absolutely hilarious. I literally laughed out load at my desk. Now I'm getting weird looks.

Probably because you laughed out "load"... ;-)
 
2012-01-25 06:38:06 PM
Mikey1969: Pslightly Psycho: That is absolutely hilarious. I literally laughed out load at my desk. Now I'm getting weird looks.

Probably because you laughed out "load"... ;-)


I believe they call that "snowballing".
 
2012-01-25 06:46:25 PM
I have always likes him ever since he scared the bejeebus out of me as a little kid when I read The Night Kitchen (new window).
 
2012-01-25 07:03:21 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Who doesn't hate children?

Sure, most people like their own brats, but aren't that fond of the rest of them.

And if you don't have kids, you hate 'em all.


I've always liked kids. It's like being around tiny drunks who are really into Blue's Clues.
 
2012-01-25 07:22:01 PM
Here's a gift for all of you...

Christopher Walken reading Where the Wild Things Are. (new window)
 
2012-01-25 07:41:53 PM
That was amazing. The man is a treasure.
 
2012-01-25 09:20:33 PM
www.spirit-of-rock.com
 
2012-01-25 11:25:34 PM
Mikey1969: MightyPez: Or at the very least hate parents that won't shut the fark up about their kids.

Yes yes, your little genius developed enough motor skills to grab your finger for 10 seconds, I'd start shopping for schools now if I were you!


Sorry, I'm pretty proud of my 3 year old daughter. She has figured out what tools she needs to complete a job, and where in the house to find them, and she has figured out how to make up her own jokes.

Of course, I actually LIKE kids, what's not to like? We were all kids once, the least I can do is give them the benefit of the doubt that people gave me. I'm not one of the people who whined about paying taxes for education when I didn't have kids either. Maybe I'm unique.

Unfortunately, uproxx is blocked here at work, I'll have to check this out when I get home, I guess.


You answered your own question there.

/hated kids when I was one
//hated being a kid
///hate kids now for all the same reasons
 
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