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(Daily Mail) Stupid Amanda Knox plans to return to Italy. This should end well   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 93
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2012-01-25 11:26:20 AM
Why wouldn't she? I mean I'd love to live in a beautiful country that let's me get away with murder.
 
2012-01-25 11:27:11 AM
If I was her, I wouldn't even risk stepping foot in Europe.
 
2012-01-25 11:28:18 AM
i would fark her sillier.
 
2012-01-25 11:29:58 AM
Italy doesn't have protections against double jeopardy. Just sayin'.
 
2012-01-25 11:32:17 AM
That's not quite what TFA says. It says she'd like to return to Italy, and she is prepared to go if she needs to for her parents' trial, but it does not indicate she has any plans to go back there. Which she'd be foolish to do; try Spain or Hungary or Lichtenstein instead.
 
2012-01-25 11:33:10 AM
I would fark a murder out of that woman.
 
2012-01-25 11:36:43 AM
This woman is such a huge waste. Why is she still relevant?
 
2012-01-25 11:36:50 AM
Lsherm: I would fark a murder out of that woman.

Ahh, but would you die to fark her?
 
2012-01-25 11:38:28 AM
Her next option is obvious...

www.tarknoxville.com
 
2012-01-25 11:39:02 AM
Stupid is, as stupid does.
 
2012-01-25 11:40:54 AM
Wow, Has she learned nothing from the Italians?? Unless you're Vito Andolini with secretive ways to visit and punish those who hate you, STAY AWAY.

/that cannot possibly be obscure.
 
2012-01-25 11:41:23 AM
Maybe she has Stockholm syndrome.
 
2012-01-25 11:42:43 AM
I imagine train wrecks are just as welcome.
 
2012-01-25 11:43:11 AM
Why do so many more farkers defend Casey Anthony than Amanda Knox? Casey is obviously guilty while there isn't one piece of evidence indicating that Amanda is. Must just be a bunch of trolling going on.
 
2012-01-25 11:46:02 AM
She should Thank Krishna every night that she wasn't on the Costa Concordia

/is there a drink named for that yet? Asti on the rocks maybe?
//I feel just writing that
 
2012-01-25 11:46:42 AM
why would her parents go to italy? don't they probably pretty much think it sucks?
 
2012-01-25 11:46:49 AM
feel bad...

FTFM
 
2012-01-25 11:51:51 AM
9beers: Why do so many more farkers defend Casey Anthony than Amanda Knox? Casey is obviously guilty while there isn't one piece of evidence indicating that Amanda is. Must just be a bunch of trolling going on.

Mostly by you.
 
2012-01-25 11:54:04 AM
To serve her time? I'm okay with that.
 
2012-01-25 11:54:51 AM
ButterMule: This woman is such a huge waste. Why is she still relevant?

Because some people find her attractive.
 
2012-01-25 11:56:23 AM
I would think that almost all of the people here proclaiming she murdered that girl have not spent any time looking into the facts of the case at all.
 
2012-01-25 11:57:29 AM
Zousand: Why wouldn't she? I mean I'd love to live in a beautiful country that let's me get away with murder.

Paraguay?
 
2012-01-25 11:59:13 AM
I still want to see her and Casey Anthony do it.

/Sex, not kill someone.
 
2012-01-25 12:03:44 PM
This seems like a very bad idea
 
2012-01-25 12:05:44 PM
Volerò in Italia questa sera e sono veramente ottenere un calcio da queste risposte.

/don't speak Italian
//thanks, Google Translate
 
2012-01-25 12:06:38 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2012-01-25 12:06:45 PM
i bet she is fluent in italian by now.
 
2012-01-25 12:08:50 PM
9beers: If I was her, I wouldn't even risk stepping foot in Europe.

Exactly.

If she goes there and something bad happens to her I will raise my glass in celebration and toast Darwin.
 
2012-01-25 12:12:00 PM
Two points:

1. She didn't kill anyone. The case was complete horseshiat.

2. Italy is a very cool country, generally. I'd like to be there right now, myself.

That is all.
 
2012-01-25 12:28:41 PM
GaryPDX: She's not too bright.

Being a drug-addled skank when you're SUPPOSED to be a student studying overseas is stupid. That says nothing one way or the other about her guilt, but (assuming for a moment she's not guilty) if she had kept to her studies and not been drugging and screwing her way through town, she'd have never been accused.
 
2012-01-25 12:29:45 PM
What an idiot. She wants to go back to a country where she was sent free from a murder charge and the ENTIRE COUNTRY wants her sent up like Mussolini?

I would feel safer if I was dropped in the middle of Tehran "Die Hard 3" style with a sandwich board saying "Jewish and loving it!"

/Maybe not safer, unless Seal Team 6 had my back
 
2012-01-25 12:32:18 PM
I'd hit it.

/With a hammer
//You know, just in case.
 
2012-01-25 12:33:24 PM
ButterMule: This woman is such a huge waste. Why is she still relevant?

look at the source... it was a british kid who got murdered and the brit tabloid press (not exactly the bastion of journalistic excellence) went full yellow journalism on her (obviously the NYT wouldn't have labelled her "foxy knoxy"). They're still obsessed with her guilt in england so the daily FAIL is making up stories about her based on their typical "people close to" sourcing.

americans on the other hand more or less don't care. She might get a minor mention in a gossip column
 
2012-01-25 12:33:32 PM
Never ceases to amaze me the women that Fark finds attractive...Amanda Knox - really?
 
2012-01-25 12:34:41 PM
Zousand: Why wouldn't she? I mean I'd love to live in a beautiful country that let's me get away with murder.

Aruba's better.
 
2012-01-25 12:36:07 PM
She's got a killer bod. Not guilty, my dad was a lawyer. She's not going back, whats this about her parents trial?
/Seldom reads the article.
 
2012-01-25 12:36:25 PM
Zousand: Why wouldn't she? I mean I'd love to live in a beautiful country that let's me get away with murder.

Somalia.
 
2012-01-25 12:39:00 PM
frenchcheesemuseum: I would think that almost all of the people here proclaiming she murdered that girl have not spent any time looking into the facts of the case at all.

THIS.

The fact that the prosecution's core case involved the phrase "marijuana-induced rage" without being sarcastic is enough reason alone.
 
2012-01-25 12:39:56 PM
keepitcherry: Never ceases to amaze me the women that Fark finds attractive...Amanda Knox - really?

YA RLY.
 
2012-01-25 12:42:38 PM
The pic in TFA is not exactly her best. I haz a sad.
 
2012-01-25 12:42:46 PM
Murderers always return to the scene of the crime.
 
2012-01-25 12:43:05 PM
yukichigai: frenchcheesemuseum: I would think that almost all of the people here proclaiming she murdered that girl have not spent any time looking into the facts of the case at all.

THIS.

The fact that the prosecution's core case involved the phrase "marijuana-induced rage" without being sarcastic is enough reason alone.


I'd buy marijuana-induced Dorito rage, but that's about it.
 
2012-01-25 12:45:27 PM
Mr_Fabulous: 2. Italy is a very cool country, generally. I'd like to be there right now, myself.

That is all.


Word. My father is from Italy (I never asked where because he hates talking about his family and is estranged from all of them), and I would kill (haha) to live there. It's beautiful.

/first choice would be Spain, but Italy is second in line
 
2012-01-25 12:45:40 PM
Knox's father and mother, Curt Knox and Edda Mellas, are charged with slandering the Perugia police, following a 2009 interview with the Sunday Times of London.

Italy sure sounds like a great country.

If her parents aren't currently in custody in Italy, then they and Amanda should simply stay the hell away and never return. Certainly they shouldn't go back for another sham trial.
 
2012-01-25 12:45:51 PM
keepitcherry: Never ceases to amaze me the women that Fark finds attractive...Amanda Knox - really?

Just about every pic you see of her is without makeup, and looking like she just got pulled out of her cell, and she makes even that look good. She's an attractive young lady.

I see a long career of killing off rich husbands in her future.
 
2012-01-25 12:49:28 PM
jankyboy: yukichigai: frenchcheesemuseum: I would think that almost all of the people here proclaiming she murdered that girl have not spent any time looking into the facts of the case at all.

THIS.

The fact that the prosecution's core case involved the phrase "marijuana-induced rage" without being sarcastic is enough reason alone.

I'd buy marijuana-induced Dorito rage, but that's about it.


And you only get that when you run out of Doritos, not when there are no Doritos to be found.
 
2012-01-25 12:55:24 PM
Andulamb: Knox's father and mother, Curt Knox and Edda Mellas, are charged with slandering the Perugia police, following a 2009 interview with the Sunday Times of London.

Italy sure sounds like a great country.

If her parents aren't currently in custody in Italy, then they and Amanda should simply stay the hell away and never return. Certainly they shouldn't go back for another sham trial.


Also this:
Knox has also been charged with slandering the police, after testifying that officers shouted at her, deprived of her a lawyer and smacked her on the back of the head more than once in the midst of a gruelling and lengthy interrogation.

At the time of her acquittal, the court upheld a conviction for slandering bar owner Patrick Lumumba whom she accused of being involved in the murder.


The prosecutors from her original case are pissed that they lost so at this point they are looking for anything they can use against this family.
 
2012-01-25 12:58:10 PM
The way I read that is that the family allegedly slandered Italian police while they were in England. Does this seem odd to anyone else?
 
2012-01-25 01:19:16 PM
GaryPDX: She's not too bright.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-25 01:19:21 PM
She didn't kill anyone, as any sane and non british tabloid sensational reading of the facts would immediately conclude.

But dont let that stop you from your lynch mob, farkwits.
 
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