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Amanda Knox plans to return to Italy. This should end well
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Zousand
2012-01-25 11:26:20 AM
Why wouldn't she? I mean I'd love to live in a beautiful country that let's me get away with murder.
9beers
2012-01-25 11:27:11 AM
If I was her, I wouldn't even risk stepping foot in Europe.
ionember
2012-01-25 11:28:18 AM
i would fark her sillier.
R.A.Danny
2012-01-25 11:29:58 AM
Italy doesn't have protections against double jeopardy. Just sayin'.
SundaesChild
2012-01-25 11:32:17 AM
That's not quite what TFA says. It says she'd like to return to Italy, and she is prepared to go if she needs to for her parents' trial, but it does not indicate she has any plans to go back there. Which she'd be foolish to do; try Spain or Hungary or Lichtenstein instead.
Lsherm
2012-01-25 11:33:10 AM
I would fark a murder out of that woman.
ButterMule
2012-01-25 11:36:43 AM
This woman is such a huge waste. Why is she still relevant?
Vkingbanna
2012-01-25 11:36:50 AM
Lsherm
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I would fark a murder out of that woman.
Ahh, but would you die to fark her?
bump
2012-01-25 11:38:28 AM
Her next option is obvious...
Mearen
2012-01-25 11:39:02 AM
Stupid is, as stupid does.
Big Man On Campus
2012-01-25 11:40:54 AM
Wow, Has she learned nothing from the Italians?? Unless you're Vito Andolini with secretive ways to visit and punish those who hate you, STAY AWAY.
/that cannot possibly be obscure.
prekrasno
2012-01-25 11:41:23 AM
Maybe she has Stockholm syndrome.
imprimere
2012-01-25 11:42:43 AM
I imagine train wrecks are just as welcome.
9beers
2012-01-25 11:43:11 AM
Why do so many more farkers defend Casey Anthony than Amanda Knox? Casey is obviously guilty while there isn't one piece of evidence indicating that Amanda is. Must just be a bunch of trolling going on.
whither_apophis
2012-01-25 11:46:02 AM
She should Thank Krishna every night that she wasn't on the Costa Concordia
/is there a drink named for that yet? Asti on the rocks maybe?
//I feel just writing that
proteus_b
2012-01-25 11:46:42 AM
why would her parents go to italy? don't they probably pretty much think it sucks?
whither_apophis
2012-01-25 11:46:49 AM
feel bad...
FTFM
Rye_
2012-01-25 11:51:51 AM
9beers
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Why do so many more farkers defend Casey Anthony than Amanda Knox? Casey is obviously guilty while there isn't one piece of evidence indicating that Amanda is. Must just be a bunch of trolling going on.
Mostly by you.
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-01-25 11:54:04 AM
To serve her time? I'm okay with that.
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-01-25 11:54:51 AM
ButterMule
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This woman is such a huge waste. Why is she still relevant?
Because some people find her attractive.
frenchcheesemuseum
2012-01-25 11:56:23 AM
I would think that almost all of the people here proclaiming she murdered that girl have not spent any time looking into the facts of the case at all.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-25 11:57:29 AM
Zousand
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Why wouldn't she? I mean I'd love to live in a beautiful country that let's me get away with murder.
Paraguay?
bikerbob59
2012-01-25 11:59:13 AM
I still want to see her and Casey Anthony do it.
/Sex, not kill someone.
Jacobin
2012-01-25 12:03:44 PM
This seems like a very bad idea
Super Chronic
2012-01-25 12:05:44 PM
Volerò in Italia questa sera e sono veramente ottenere un calcio da queste risposte.
/don't speak Italian
//thanks, Google Translate
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-25 12:06:38 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.
SlothB77
2012-01-25 12:06:45 PM
i bet she is fluent in italian by now.
SpectroBoy
2012-01-25 12:08:50 PM
9beers
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If I was her, I wouldn't even risk stepping foot in Europe.
Exactly.
If she goes there and something bad happens to her I will raise my glass in celebration and toast Darwin.
Mr_Fabulous
2012-01-25 12:12:00 PM
Two points:
1. She didn't kill anyone. The case was complete horseshiat.
2. Italy is a very cool country, generally. I'd like to be there right now, myself.
That is all.
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-25 12:28:41 PM
GaryPDX
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She's not too bright.
Being a drug-addled skank when you're SUPPOSED to be a student studying overseas is stupid. That says nothing one way or the other about her guilt, but (assuming for a moment she's not guilty) if she had kept to her studies and not been drugging and screwing her way through town, she'd have never been accused.
Krustofsky
2012-01-25 12:29:45 PM
What an idiot. She wants to go back to a country where she was sent free from a murder charge and the ENTIRE COUNTRY wants her sent up like Mussolini?
I would feel safer if I was dropped in the middle of Tehran "Die Hard 3" style with a sandwich board saying "Jewish and loving it!"
/Maybe not safer, unless Seal Team 6 had my back
Silly Jesus
2012-01-25 12:32:18 PM
I'd hit it.
/With a hammer
//You know, just in case.
tlchwi02
2012-01-25 12:33:24 PM
ButterMule
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This woman is such a huge waste. Why is she still relevant?
look at the source... it was a british kid who got murdered and the brit tabloid press (not exactly the bastion of journalistic excellence) went full yellow journalism on her (obviously the NYT wouldn't have labelled her "foxy knoxy"). They're still obsessed with her guilt in england so the daily FAIL is making up stories about her based on their typical "people close to" sourcing.
americans on the other hand more or less don't care. She might get a minor mention in a gossip column
keepitcherry
2012-01-25 12:33:32 PM
Never ceases to amaze me the women that Fark finds attractive...Amanda Knox - really?
This text is now purple
2012-01-25 12:34:41 PM
Zousand
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Why wouldn't she? I mean I'd love to live in a beautiful country that let's me get away with murder.
Aruba's better.
gbv23
2012-01-25 12:36:07 PM
She's got a killer bod. Not guilty, my dad was a lawyer. She's not going back, whats this about her parents trial?
/Seldom reads the article.
Silly Jesus
2012-01-25 12:36:25 PM
Zousand
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Why wouldn't she? I mean I'd love to live in a beautiful country that let's me get away with murder.
Somalia.
yukichigai
2012-01-25 12:39:00 PM
frenchcheesemuseum
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I would think that almost all of the people here proclaiming she murdered that girl have not spent any time looking into the facts of the case at all.
THIS.
The fact that the prosecution's core case involved the phrase "marijuana-induced rage" without being sarcastic is enough reason alone.
Dr.Zom
2012-01-25 12:39:56 PM
keepitcherry
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Never ceases to amaze me the women that Fark finds attractive...Amanda Knox - really?
YA RLY.
Jument
2012-01-25 12:42:38 PM
The pic in TFA is not exactly her best. I haz a sad.
j0e_average
2012-01-25 12:42:46 PM
Murderers always return to the scene of the crime.
jankyboy
2012-01-25 12:43:05 PM
yukichigai
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frenchcheesemuseum: I would think that almost all of the people here proclaiming she murdered that girl have not spent any time looking into the facts of the case at all.
THIS.
The fact that the prosecution's core case involved the phrase "marijuana-induced rage" without being sarcastic is enough reason alone.
I'd buy marijuana-induced Dorito rage, but that's about it.
Crackers Are a Family Food
2012-01-25 12:45:27 PM
Mr_Fabulous
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2. Italy is a very cool country, generally. I'd like to be there right now, myself.
That is all.
Word. My father is from Italy (I never asked where because he hates talking about his family and is estranged from all of them), and I would kill (haha) to live there. It's beautiful.
/first choice would be Spain, but Italy is second in line
Andulamb
2012-01-25 12:45:40 PM
Knox's father and mother, Curt Knox and Edda Mellas, are charged with slandering the Perugia police, following a 2009 interview with the Sunday Times of London.
Italy sure sounds like a great country.
If her parents aren't currently in custody in Italy, then they and Amanda should simply stay the hell away and never return. Certainly they shouldn't go back for another sham trial.
R.A.Danny
2012-01-25 12:45:51 PM
keepitcherry
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Never ceases to amaze me the women that Fark finds attractive...Amanda Knox - really?
Just about every pic you see of her is without makeup, and looking like she just got pulled out of her cell, and she makes even that look good. She's an attractive young lady.
I see a long career of killing off rich husbands in her future.
CitizenTed
2012-01-25 12:49:28 PM
jankyboy
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yukichigai: frenchcheesemuseum: I would think that almost all of the people here proclaiming she murdered that girl have not spent any time looking into the facts of the case at all.
THIS.
The fact that the prosecution's core case involved the phrase "marijuana-induced rage" without being sarcastic is enough reason alone.
I'd buy marijuana-induced Dorito rage, but that's about it.
And you only get that when you run out of Doritos, not when there are no Doritos to be found.
Latinwolf
2012-01-25 12:55:24 PM
Andulamb
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Knox's father and mother, Curt Knox and Edda Mellas, are charged with slandering the Perugia police, following a 2009 interview with the Sunday Times of London.
Italy sure sounds like a great country.
If her parents aren't currently in custody in Italy, then they and Amanda should simply stay the hell away and never return. Certainly they shouldn't go back for another sham trial.
Also this:
Knox has also been charged with slandering the police, after testifying that officers shouted at her, deprived of her a lawyer and smacked her on the back of the head more than once in the midst of a gruelling and lengthy interrogation.
At the time of her acquittal, the court upheld a conviction for slandering bar owner Patrick Lumumba whom she accused of being involved in the murder.
The prosecutors from her original case are pissed that they lost so at this point they are looking for anything they can use against this family.
R.A.Danny
2012-01-25 12:58:10 PM
The way I read that is that the family allegedly slandered Italian police while they were in England. Does this seem odd to anyone else?
calm like a bomb
2012-01-25 01:19:16 PM
GaryPDX
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She's not too bright.
Generation_D
2012-01-25 01:19:21 PM
She didn't kill anyone, as any sane and non british tabloid sensational reading of the facts would immediately conclude.
But dont let that stop you from your lynch mob, farkwits.
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