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Ender's

2012-01-25 10:38:43 AM

I'm eating pulled pork right now, so I am getting a kick

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-25 10:44:32 AM

Oh...

that's just wrong

/lie still and let me stuff this meat up your nose

DammitIForgotMyLogin

2012-01-25 10:50:16 AM

Bacon. Is there anything it can't do?

Diogenes

2012-01-25 10:59:38 AM

Ender's: I'm eating ~~pulled~~ picked pork right now, so I am getting a kick

R.A.Danny

2012-01-25 11:33:04 AM

sequelae

It's not often that I need to look up a word that I find in a news article. I WILL use this somehow.

notmtwain

2012-01-25 11:45:46 AM

The History of Nasal Packing (PDF)

Apparently, it works great because the smoke and salt cause the surrounding tissue to swell, putting pressure on the bleeding vessels.

Well, at least until the pork starts to putrefy.

Diogenes

2012-01-25 11:57:52 AM

notmtwain: The History of Nasal Packing (PDF)

Apparently, it works great because the smoke and salt cause the surrounding tissue to swell, putting pressure on the bleeding vessels.

Well, at least until the pork starts to putrefy.

Sounds like a good way to get Trichi-noses.

R.A.Danny

2012-01-25 12:43:44 PM

Diogenes: notmtwain: The History of Nasal Packing (PDF)

Apparently, it works great because the smoke and salt cause the surrounding tissue to swell, putting pressure on the bleeding vessels.

Well, at least until the pork starts to putrefy.

Sounds like a good way to get Trichi-noses.

That stinks

LegacyDL

2012-01-25 01:36:05 PM

How do you fit a bacon strip up your nose?

CrispFlows

2012-01-25 01:36:59 PM

I'll be over there, dry-heaving.

LeroyBourne

2012-01-25 01:37:10 PM

What a waste of perfectly good bacon. Get a tissue.

unyon

2012-01-25 01:38:56 PM

LeroyBourne: What a waste of perfectly good bacon. Get a tissue.

No waste. Cooks up just fine after. Think of it as a bacon marinade.

Thresher

2012-01-25 01:42:11 PM

ANyone else read this in the style of Puff the magic Dragon?

/sleep deprivation is a biatch

Benjimin_Dover

2012-01-25 01:42:33 PM

unyon: LeroyBourne: What a waste of perfectly good bacon. Get a tissue.

No waste. Cooks up just fine after. Think of it as a bacon marinade.

Why add a step? One good snort and a swallow and you're done.

Any Pie Left

2012-01-25 01:43:06 PM

'snot bacon

BurnShrike

2012-01-25 01:43:20 PM

How the hell is pork any different from stuffing something else up there? Do the pork molecules make your nose obese to stop the bleeding or what?

"Salt pork placed in the nose and allowed to remain there for about five days has been used"

Five days?! Holy fark! Keep anything up there that long and the bleeding had damn-well better stop.

cgraves67

2012-01-25 01:43:34 PM

It's times like this that I wonder if our medical community plays practical jokes on society at large.

"Hey, Mike. How about this: We tell them to put pork up their noses to stop nose bleeds? Think they'll buy it?"

Langdon Alger

2012-01-25 01:43:49 PM

How about the Strange Brew method of bullets in the nose? But I guess up there they would use back bacon instead

Freezebyte

2012-01-25 01:44:06 PM

I'll stick to lying on the bed and breathing slowly thank you very much

Julieahni

2012-01-25 01:44:17 PM

Is there pork up your nose, or are you just happy to see meat?

Any Pie Left

2012-01-25 01:44:36 PM

The pig is nature's Lego set: there's an infinite number of things you can do with it. Many of them, tasty.

r1niceboy

2012-01-25 01:45:02 PM

R.A.Danny: sequelae

It's not often that I need to look up a word that I find in a news article. I WILL use this somehow.

Wasn't Ned Beatty told to "Sequelae like a piggy?"

/Quite apropo for this story, I think.

tburt

2012-01-25 01:45:25 PM

R.A.Danny: sequelae

It's not often that I need to look up a word that I find in a news article. I WILL use this somehow.

Same here.

beezeltown

2012-01-25 01:46:34 PM

My grandmother's go-to remedy for any external malady was bacon grease.

BurnShrike

2012-01-25 01:47:29 PM

beezeltown: My grandmother's go-to remedy for any external malady was bacon grease.

Yeah but does it prevent greasy skin?

JosephMother

2012-01-25 01:47:37 PM

Sheesh, if I had a dollar for every time I saw this headline in the paper...

not2bright

2012-01-25 01:48:20 PM

Diogenes: notmtwain: The History of Nasal Packing (PDF)

Apparently, it works great because the smoke and salt cause the surrounding tissue to swell, putting pressure on the bleeding vessels.

Well, at least until the pork starts to putrefy.

Sounds like a good way to get Trichi-noses.

Awesome.

Whiskey Dickens

2012-01-25 01:48:38 PM

Wow subby, I thought you were making that up!

papatex

2012-01-25 01:51:09 PM

Read that as, "Porn, the other nasal tampon" and was confused. Then re-read the heading and it all made sense.

Iniamyen1

2012-01-25 01:52:51 PM

Getting porked in the nose CAUSES it to bleed, I know this for a fact

BurnShrike

2012-01-25 01:53:40 PM

papatex: Read that as, "Porn, the other nasal tampon" and was confused. Then re-read the heading and it all made sense.

Well that's one way to reduce waste by reusing your tissues.

Apos

2012-01-25 01:55:21 PM

Nine out of ten otolaryngologists recommend it!

Mr Guy

2012-01-25 01:56:28 PM

Iniamyen1: Getting porked in the nose CAUSES it to bleed, I know this for a fact

I hope "getting porked" doesn't mean to your area what it means around here, because if people are getting porked in the nose, the women around you have some serious complaints they need to make about penis size and aiming.

Society's Tool

2012-01-25 01:56:41 PM

Next, they're coming out with pork suppositories for people with diarrhea (cha, cha,cha).

Sorry, about the Beavis and Butthead reference. When I hear that word, cha cha cha always comes to mind...

JesseL

2012-01-25 02:00:47 PM

Iniamyen1: Getting porked in the nose CAUSES it to bleed, I know this for a fact

Sounds like someone took today's SMBC as a challenge.

some_beer_drinker

2012-01-25 02:08:21 PM

Link

you are welcome

pacmanner

2012-01-25 02:08:39 PM

Did someone say pork? At the Christmas Market in Prague....them Czechs know how to do pork.

NewWorldDan

2012-01-25 02:08:44 PM

Someone was sitting around thinking, "I wonder what sort of research project I could do to win an Ignoble prize."

AcneVulgaris

2012-01-25 02:19:26 PM

Ender's: I'm eating pulled pork right now, so I am getting a kick

I'm pulling my pork right now so...

Gawdzila

2012-01-25 02:20:52 PM

Is this treatment forbidden for Jews?

ChrisDe

2012-01-25 02:24:48 PM

"Not tonight, honey, I have a nosebleed."

Biteskrig

2012-01-25 02:29:11 PM

Will this mean the emergency rooms will replace medicinal coke for medicinal pork?

awoulf

2012-01-25 02:33:33 PM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Bacon. Is there anything it can't do?

This!!! :)

MadMonk

2012-01-25 02:35:10 PM

I believe we were in the Hamptons, summer of 98 when my wife had a nose bleed. I suddenly had an epiphany and it was thus that we discovered the ancient art of nasalsocophany which is practiced regularly in the Inuit Nunangat, the art of making love to the nose, if you will. We porked, long into the night.

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germ78

2012-01-25 02:42:31 PM

I just ate a ham sandwich, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/also, I wonder what the Muslim community thinks of this?
//frowns
///shenanigans

trillium13

2012-01-25 02:50:17 PM

How odd, I just read this a couple of days ago:

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~ Family Receipts, Being A Collection Of One Hundred Plain, Practical Receipts Of Rare Value Including Medical, Mechanical, Domestic, &c., by B.F. Witt, 1854

Link to more cool stuff (new window)

brandied

2012-01-25 02:53:12 PM

This thread has been so much fun!

Haoie

2012-01-25 02:55:17 PM

That's not the first person to stick meat in a place it doesn't belong.

zez

2012-01-25 02:56:51 PM

Wonder if this would help with my wife's periods?

Diogenes

2012-01-25 03:02:23 PM

zez: Wonder if this would help with my wife's periods?

Chicken wings. Then you can have Red Wings.