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(KeysNet)   Mom tries to sell her 8-month-old son for $7,000. Dunno, sounds a little expensive to me   (keysnet.com) divider line 64
    More: Florida, Department of Children, Hialeah, juvenile justice, U.S. currency, Florida Department of Law Enforcement  
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2012-01-25 11:19:23 AM  
Knowing people who are trying to adopt, I'm sure they'd love to only pay $7k towards that process.
 
2012-01-25 11:23:03 AM  
$7000? Ha! Any good republican will tell you that they're worthless once they're born.
Especially if your mother has a name like Kenia Quiala Bosque.
 
2012-01-25 11:23:17 AM  
Let me call my friend who's an expert in babies
 
2012-01-25 11:34:39 AM  
If you fatten them up and sell them by the pound, $7,000 is a pretty good deal.
 
2012-01-25 11:50:06 AM  
How much is that a pound?
 
2012-01-25 11:58:58 AM  
He's only going to depreciate with age.
 
2012-01-25 12:13:12 PM  

Captain Oates: He's only going to depreciate with age.


You lose thousands of dollars just driving them off the lot.
 
2012-01-25 01:06:51 PM  
What's the return policy?
 
2012-01-25 01:07:25 PM  
cbsmiami.files.wordpress.com

Kenia Quiala Bosque
 
2012-01-25 01:07:48 PM  
She must be black. A healthy, white baby will easily fetch three times that.
 
2012-01-25 01:07:57 PM  
"Dad, how much does it cost to have kids?"
"Don't know, son, I'm still paying."
 
2012-01-25 01:08:26 PM  
Or not.
 
2012-01-25 01:08:31 PM  

Snarfangel: Captain Oates: He's only going to depreciate with age.

You lose thousands of dollars just driving them off the lot.


That's why I try to purchase ones from rental companies.
 
2012-01-25 01:08:32 PM  
By agreeing that she had put her three children in danger when she tried to sell one of them to a Lower Keys resident, Kenia Quiala Bosque avoided a trial in a Miami dependency court on Friday.

To be fair, she really only put one child in danger.
 
2012-01-25 01:09:08 PM  
Now it was a girl ... I'll just go have a seat over here.
 
2012-01-25 01:09:33 PM  
Why pay $7,000 for the gateway to poverty and liability?

....unless you're a pedophile.
 
2012-01-25 01:10:33 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-01-25 01:10:38 PM  
The thing about selling babies is you can't just make a cold call to an acquaintance and expect to get lucky.
 
2012-01-25 01:10:52 PM  

Wellon Dowd: She must be black. A healthy, white baby will easily fetch three times that.


Healthy white baby? $21,000? What else you got?
 
2012-01-25 01:11:16 PM  

Wellon Dowd: She must be black. A healthy, white baby will easily fetch three times that.


What could you get for a Chinese male child? They are smarter and not as fat as the white kids.
 
2012-01-25 01:11:42 PM  

Lone Stranger: [cbsmiami.files.wordpress.com image 370x278]

Kenia Quiala Bosque



She has the opportunistic tweaker look about her.
 
2012-01-25 01:12:00 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: If you fatten them up and sell them by the pound, $7,000 is a pretty good deal.


I don't know, I can eat a lot of ribs.
 
2012-01-25 01:12:01 PM  
in 1810 you could get 3/5ths of a person for $100. Inflation is a biatch.
 
2012-01-25 01:14:50 PM  

monoski: What could you get for a Chinese male child? They are smarter and not as fat as the white kids.


True, but the value isn't what you'd expect. The market is flooded with them right now.
 
2012-01-25 01:15:05 PM  
black people problems.
 
2012-01-25 01:15:17 PM  
Why, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was in 1954 dollars...
 
2012-01-25 01:15:49 PM  

monoski: Wellon Dowd: She must be black. A healthy, white baby will easily fetch three times that.

What could you get for a Chinese male child? They are smarter and not as fat as the white kids.


The market is saturated, so the prices are slanted towards the buyer.
 
2012-01-25 01:16:35 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: Wellon Dowd: She must be black. A healthy, white baby will easily fetch three times that.

Healthy white baby? $21,000? What else you got?


Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside.

/It's a crazy world.
 
2012-01-25 01:16:56 PM  
"Agency and private adoptions can range from $5,000 to $40,000 or more depending on a variety of factors including services provided, travel expenses, birthmother expenses, requirements in the state, and other factors. International adoptions can range from $7,000 to $30,000. "

What was it that she did that was illegal, again?
 
2012-01-25 01:20:16 PM  
Hmm, I just gave my first born away to a witch for fortune and glory. biatch ripped me off and now the other kids apparently don't catch nearly the same price!
 
2012-01-25 01:23:54 PM  
Don't they hold auctions for this?
 
2012-01-25 01:23:55 PM  
It's what the market will bear. Now there's people - and I know 'em - who'll pay a lot more than $25,000 for a healthy baby. Why, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was in 1954 dollars.
 
2012-01-25 01:24:00 PM  

discgolfguru: monoski: What could you get for a Chinese male child? They are smarter and not as fat as the white kids.

True, but the value isn't what you'd expect. The market is flooded with them right now.


I'm looking in the wrong places, then.
 
2012-01-25 01:24:44 PM  
I'm looking for a $2,000 kid bargain so I can flip'em for a profit.
 
2012-01-25 01:25:08 PM  

ArkAngel: Let me call my friend who's an expert in babies


Haha
 
2012-01-25 01:26:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: She must be black. A healthy, white baby will easily fetch three times that.


thumbnails.hulu.com

It's kind of, "off-white".
 
2012-01-25 01:29:02 PM  
i303.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-25 01:29:09 PM  
$7000 WOULD BUY A LOT OF CRACK COCAINE
 
2012-01-25 01:29:38 PM  
americollector.com

Look, I've got overhead, and these things just aren't selling like they used to. I tell ya what...I'll go up to fifty bucks, but that's as high as I can go. I have to leave myself some room to make a profit....
 
2012-01-25 01:30:56 PM  
*snrk*
 
2012-01-25 01:31:04 PM  

santadog: I'm looking for a $2,000 kid bargain so I can flip'em for a profit.


Yeah. Buy 'em bruised and scabby for cheap, and then fix 'em up and sell them for more.

I just hope there isn't a babby bubble.
 
2012-01-25 01:31:54 PM  

jst3p: [i303.photobucket.com image 500x500]


Sonofabiatch! You even used the same dollar amount!
 
2012-01-25 01:31:59 PM  
This wouldn't be a problem if she'd just done the paperwork to open the Kenia Quiala Bosque Adoption Agency...
 
2012-01-25 01:32:00 PM  
Even if I did make 30k for selling my future blonde baby that isn't enough to make up for the hell on my body that I'm imagining takes place during pregnancy.
 
2012-01-25 01:32:30 PM  
She's not too bright, understand this: Give it up for adoption. The money saved from not having to raise the kid is, in itself is money in the bank.
 
2012-01-25 01:32:59 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: jst3p: [i303.photobucket.com image 500x500]

Sonofabiatch! You even used the same dollar amount!


I got a buddy who is an expert in ninja posts...
 
2012-01-25 01:34:50 PM  
You can make more by renting him out
 
2012-01-25 01:39:05 PM  
I don't know. That's a lot of money for a non-union made baby. If it's from China or Mexico the mark up is ridiculous.

They don't make 'em like they used to.

Well yeah they do, pretty much make 'em the same way.
 
2012-01-25 01:41:38 PM  
I thought those things dropped in value more as soon as you drove them out of the uterus.
 
2012-01-25 01:45:42 PM  

ManateeGag: How much is that a pound?


Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?
 
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