Ok, I'm done. Guys controlling the rotation of the earth, if you please?

Is this not the ultimate Apple Fanboy desire, to actually fark their machines? Perhaps Siri could talk dirty to them as well.

/not looking forward to my Subway commute once this is in production.

I would hope that it would come with a waterproof screen cover as well. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

Want.

Not so I can have sex with an IPad but rather, as a new means of holding it.

If they invented one with an opening on either side, it would give those iPad owners who can't land a real threesome the possibility of simulating one. I could even see a market for models posing in very specifically staged positions so that they appear, um, lifelike from the perspective of the live participants. Maybe there could even be some sort of app development where people could flip and rotate the model as the encounter progressed. Think big, people.

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Because People in power are Stupid: Want.

Not so I can have sex with an IPad but rather, as a new means of holding it.

I hear ya. It's inconvenient as hell when the wife and I are in bed watching a movie to hold the thing for two hours. If we had this, I could hold the iPad, and she could tickle my balls until she had the viewing angle that she wanted.

And an XBox modder has released a controller for the XBox 360 that dispenses Hot Pockets. Your move, Apple.

DarnoKonrad: Frank Zappa was prophetic.

I just want to know whether it comes in both Sy Borg and Modified Gay Bob Doll or if that will become the new iOS v. android divide.

Interesting...

Next will be a version that has 2 openings so you can run a virtual train on anyone.

And for gays, don't worry, I'm sure there will be a version that dispenses santorum while you go buck wild.

Pocket Ninja: If they invented one with an opening on either side, it would give those iPad owners who can't land a real threesome the possibility of simulating one. I could even see a market for models posing in very specifically staged positions so that they appear, um, lifelike from the perspective of the live participants. Maybe there could even be some sort of app development where people could flip and rotate the model as the encounter progressed. Think big, people.


But "a threesome doesn't count if there is more than one man involved"
-Confucian proverb.

I know there's a Santorum.com joke here somewhere......

Knara: Get one of these (new window). No more holding the iPad while you watch a movie. Works great.

LOL
I like that they make one with a keyboard ....
so close

what the everloving fark

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I know there's a Santorum.com joke here somewhere......

so for people who want the anal experience (fleshlight makes a version)
do they have to smear feces on their fleshlight to get a more realistic experience?

bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

swahnhennessy: I don't see the point. As far as any realism goes, its worse than a blow-up doll. Even with integrated video to match you thrust-for-thrust you're still obviously f*cking a rectangle. Watch the screen, use the Fleshlight, but don't mount the thing on the screen.

um
do you not understand how porn works?
my guess is that realism has nothing to do with it ...
it is a POV thing ...

"oo look, my penis is going right into their orifice"

this has nothing to do with realism ... it is porn


plus
fleshlights feel great, cheaper than whores, dont biatch when you dont call them back
at least that's what I heard ...

Two Hearted: namatad: fleshlights feel great, cheaper than whores, dont biatch when you dont call them back
at least that's what I heard ...

We must have same friends. They also tell me that you don't have to try to wine-and-dine the goddamn fleshlight, and then have it complain later that it feels all bloated and fat, and doesn't want to have sex.

wants you to share your feelings, meets its friends and parents, move in together, not kick its retarded cat, children

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh