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		"The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week" (pics included) (blog.chron.com)		173
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walkerhound

2012-01-25 11:02:54 AM

Rookie.

Cyberluddite

2012-01-25 11:09:14 AM

Having daily sex results in him suffering frequent injuries? You're doing it wrong, dude.

jaylectricity

2012-01-25 11:24:14 AM

Cyberluddite: Having daily sex results in him suffering frequent injuries? You're doing it wrong, dude.

Or he's doing it very very right.

Captain Oates

2012-01-25 11:27:28 AM

It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

ecmoRandomNumbers

2012-01-25 11:37:06 AM

Captain Oates: It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

*golf clap*

Sybarite

2012-01-25 11:37:36 AM

Captain Oates: It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

Ha!

cgraves67

2012-01-25 12:37:37 PM

Captain Oates: It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

Thread over. Go home everyone.

MooseUpNorth

2012-01-25 12:38:05 PM

Captain Oates: It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

That was quick. (Just like them, no doubt.)

Loaf's Tray

2012-01-25 12:38:26 PM

Captain Oates: It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLL!"

//Not this week honey, red card...

skullkrusher

2012-01-25 12:38:41 PM

doesn't sound like much of an athlete

iron_city_ap

2012-01-25 12:38:50 PM

Captain Oates: It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

Someone get the lights on the way out.

yogaFLAME

2012-01-25 12:39:36 PM

Yeah, we're done here.

jazbob

2012-01-25 12:40:24 PM

Who would have thought that infrequent sex could cause injuries. Interesting.

Foreground My Ass

2012-01-25 12:41:19 PM

She must be one helluva goalie.....

She's killing his net worth,....

She must be the Pele of anal....

/and im spent.

KrispyKritter

2012-01-25 12:42:01 PM

that 'can't use your hands' thing is messing him up. falls off. sad.

Flragnararch

2012-01-25 12:42:08 PM

No mention of his teammates piling on top after he's scored?

almandot

2012-01-25 12:43:02 PM

What did they expect when they can't use their hands and just kick balls around?

whidbey

2012-01-25 12:44:14 PM

Is there such thing as too much sex?

No.

lack of warmth

2012-01-25 12:44:43 PM

jaylectricity: Cyberluddite: Having daily sex results in him suffering frequent injuries? You're doing it wrong, dude.

Or he's doing it very very right.

No. Athletes know to stretch first. 7-10 times should be easy for this guy. Fake story. Gf is an aw.

miss diminutive

2012-01-25 12:45:08 PM

Is his spirit willing but his flesh spongy and bruised?

Captain Oates: It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

win.

honk

2012-01-25 12:46:33 PM

whidbey: Is there such thing as too much sex?

No.

Don't let Bubba in the next cell hear you say that, whid.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-25 12:48:22 PM

He should marry her and his worries would then be over. He'll be begging for it after too long.

LegacyDL

2012-01-25 12:48:24 PM

Captain Oates: It's soccer, I bet they're both faking it.

Reply of the year?

Linkster

2012-01-25 12:50:44 PM

Sorry Honey, you're not that good!

Smeggy Smurf

2012-01-25 12:50:45 PM

jaylectricity: Cyberluddite: Having daily sex results in him suffering frequent injuries? You're doing it wrong, dude.

Or he's doing it very very right.

He plays soccer. Soccer players are always butthurt. Now we know why. He's catching.

WarehouseMouse

2012-01-25 12:51:08 PM

If Rossoneri don't repeat as Serie A champions this year, I'm blaming you, lady.

LoneWolf343

2012-01-25 12:51:18 PM

What are they, Klingons?

whidbey

2012-01-25 12:52:02 PM

honk: whidbey: Is there such thing as too much sex?

No.

Don't let Bubba in the next cell hear you say that, whid.

Speaking from experience again? ;-p

four95

2012-01-25 12:52:30 PM

Foreground My Ass: She must be the Pele of anal....

cache.deadspin.com

Pele was more of a ball man...

offmymeds

2012-01-25 12:52:34 PM

AC Milan standout midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng is on the sidelines with an injury, and his girlfriend Melissa Satta claims it's because of their steamy bedroom behavior.

From the link: "I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point," she added. "My favourite position is on top so I can take control."

gifsforum.com

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-25 12:53:02 PM

Linkster: Sorry Honey, you're not that good!

Apparently she is.

CSB: My wife (then girlfriend) once gave me an asthma attack during a session (this was long before I got fat). She still holds that as an awesome moment of our lives together.

Dinjiin

2012-01-25 12:53:02 PM

Photograph of her former partners:

images12.fotki.com

chaddsfarkprefect

2012-01-25 12:53:14 PM

"Reason why" is redundant and annoys me.

Alphax

2012-01-25 12:54:43 PM

She looks like she could make me pull something, but I'm not so young anymore.

ramblinwreck

2012-01-25 12:56:14 PM

Dinjiin: Photograph of her former partners:

[images12.fotki.com image 480x360]

Snu Snu is one helluva drug

nopokerface

2012-01-25 12:57:55 PM

And that's how you AW, kids.

JMel

2012-01-25 12:59:37 PM

Thats about how many times i have sex in a year.

/Been married too long apparently

Point02GPA

2012-01-25 12:59:44 PM

My back is killing me.

Lone Stranger

2012-01-25 01:00:47 PM

He hit it! HARD!

luktti

2012-01-25 01:01:14 PM

Another woman driver thread.

honk

2012-01-25 01:02:21 PM

whidbey: Speaking from experience again? ;-p

To repeat the response of a friend (with whom I haven't shot the breeze in way too long):

No.

Lone Stranger

2012-01-25 01:02:47 PM

Sniff, sniff, sniff....

chechcal

2012-01-25 01:06:23 PM

nopokerface: And that's how you AW, kids.

Well, yeah. She's not some farkette trying to get farkers to buy her shiat off of Amazon. She's a "model, television presenter and actress". She gets paid according to how much people pay attention to her, so Attention Whoring is her job, literally.

Mose

2012-01-25 01:09:20 PM

chechcal: nopokerface: And that's how you AW, kids.

Well, yeah. She's not some farkette trying to get farkers to buy her shiat off of Amazon. She's a "model, television presenter and actress". She gets paid according to how much people pay attention to her, so Attention Whoring is her job, literally.

You see the pics? She'd have my undivided attention.

juddcc

2012-01-25 01:09:57 PM

~~attention~~ whore

andersoncouncil42

2012-01-25 01:10:31 PM

Sandwich! STAT!!

Road Rash

2012-01-25 01:11:57 PM

I feel a groin pull coming already

Karac

2012-01-25 01:15:43 PM

Mickey: "Women weaken legs"

whidbey

2012-01-25 01:16:01 PM

luktti: Another woman driver thread.

Well, you can find me here, seeing as how I was all but driven from the other place by the massive derp pile up.

Amazing that word wasn't even in vogue at the time, but it's very descriptive of my loss.

Ghastly

2012-01-25 01:16:06 PM

I'm calling bullshiat on this article.