texdent: But will any of the Snow White movies have Stealthy?

He's in all of them, he's just that good, you'd never know.

I still want to see Snow White and the seven samurai.

I refuse to read this.

I don't care what anyone says....I liked Sucker Punch.



I heard all the bad reviews and went in expecting to hate it and I thought it was a lot of fun and visually stunning.


/the skimpy outfits and battle mechs helped too.
//Carla Gugino...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

DjangoStonereaver: I actually like Cracked's lists, but this blog is just drivel.

It would have to be a bit more coherent to be drivel.

Mirror Mirror looks like silly (ABC Disney Miniseries) fun. Snow White and the Huntsman looks like more of that Twilight-ization daytime soap opera crap trend like Red Riding Hood and I am Number 4.

RedPhoenix122: The worst part is, I'm sure there's a Hollywood exec somewhere reading this and getting ideas.

Relax, Hollywood doesn't do ideas:

Highest-grossing films of 2011
1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
2 Transformers: Dark of the Moon
3 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
4 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1
5 Kung Fu Panda 2
6 Fast Five
7 The Hangover Part II
8 The Smurfs
9 Cars 2
10 Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

who actually cares?

solcofn: I don't care what anyone says....I liked Sucker Punch.

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I heard all the bad reviews and went in expecting to hate it and I thought it was a lot of fun and visually stunning.


/the skimpy outfits and battle mechs helped too.
//Carla Gugino...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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I'm usually the first one to defend Zack Snyder, but Sucker Punch was an extremely poor story simply used as an excuse to string together some visually stunning, but incongruent, action sequences.

For gods sake, hollywood, you're looking for cross over films when the internet has demanding this for over a decade?



Just have 16th century Pirates get blown off course and land in Japan! It practically writes itself.

Apropo FTFA: "BAM! Greenlit!"

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serpent_sky: nocturn: Snow White and the Huntsman looks like more of that Twilight-ization daytime soap opera crap trend like Red Riding Hood and I am Number 4.

Because those two movies did so well, they need to carry on that trend?

Does that ever stop them?

serpent_sky: nocturn: Snow White and the Huntsman looks like more of that Twilight-ization daytime soap opera crap trend like Red Riding Hood and I am Number 4.

Because those two movies did so well, they need to carry on that trend?

Yep.

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Production: $42m
Wordlwide Gross: $89m

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Production: $60m
Wordlwide Gross: $144m

Cracked does a good job with their lists and their videos, but their articles written in this style leave a lot to be desired.

None of these guys are really on the level of the National Lampoon-level satire they're trying to emulate, and it shows when you read one of their abortions of an attempt at it.

Funny how people get so worked up over this sort of thing. Most of the "classic children's tales" everyone whines about being rebooted/mashed-up/reimagined are themselves rebooted/mashed-up/reimagined versions of previous tales.

I have to admit it, I like watching this series so far:

I'm actually working on a neoconservative version of the Lord of the Rings for limited release. Basically Obama is the second coming of the antichrist (aka Sauron) and a small group of rebels has to stop him by bringing the birth certificate to DC. We'll have to start in the shire (Omaha, NE) and work our way across the treacherous NE which is filled with liberals who want to team with the Orks in the Democratic party. The party will be a diverse cast for the fellowship. We'll have four white college republican males, a white man businessman, a white male member of the clery, a female white housewife, a white male job creator, and a white male local Christian politician. 9 walkers vs. the 9 Marxist riders


/got nothing to entertain us since the article sucks
//poor P.L. excuse, sorry
///can try one to reverse characters

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Funny how people get so worked up over this sort of thing. Most of the "classic children's tales" everyone whines about being rebooted/mashed-up/reimagined are themselves rebooted/mashed-up/reimagined versions of previous tales.

Just going back to their roots would be an excellent reason to reboot. I'd be all for that. The old days were scary and dark. Moral fantasy should return to what made it great in the first place - dark and mean.

No Tim Burton, not yours. Terry Gilliam can do one or two if he promises to give it the Tidelands treatment. Tidelands was as close to Brothers Grimm as you get nowadays. Great film.

PsyLord: I have to admit it, I like watching this series so far:

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It's a mix between stupid and interesting. It's somewhat fun to find out how they mix up the different tails.

Plus evil queen sex slave? I'm down with that

I wouldn't mind seeing an epic battle between Snow White and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I liked Snow White and the Seven Samuri

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MugzyBrown: PsyLord: I have to admit it, I like watching this series so far:

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It's a mix between stupid and interesting. It's somewhat fun to find out how they mix up the different tails.

Plus evil queen sex slave? I'm down with that

solcofn: I don't care what anyone says....I liked Sucker Punch.

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I heard all the bad reviews and went in expecting to hate it and I thought it was a lot of fun and visually stunning.


/the skimpy outfits and battle mechs helped too.
//Carla Gugino...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.



It was a bad movie. Bad bad movie.

And the lead part should have been given to Vanessa Hudgens



All in all, it was a movie designed to give 13 year old boys jerk off material.

MugzyBrown: PsyLord: I have to admit it, I like watching this series so far:

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It's a mix between stupid and interesting. It's somewhat fun to find out how they mix up the different tails.

Plus evil queen sex slave? I'm down with that

That's until she decides to crush your heart.

OtherLittleGuy: PsyLord: I have to admit it, I like watching this series so far:

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Here are six three reasons to watch:

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/hot hot hot

Agreed, but I would also include Red.

TheManofPA: I'm actually working on a neoconservative version of the Lord of the Rings for limited release. Basically Obama is the second coming of the antichrist (aka Sauron) and a small group of rebels has to stop him by bringing the birth certificate to DC. We'll have to start in the shire (Omaha, NE) and work our way across the treacherous NE which is filled with liberals who want to team with the Orks in the Democratic party. The party will be a diverse cast for the fellowship. We'll have four white college republican males, a white man businessman, a white male member of the clery, a female white housewife, a white male job creator, and a white male local Christian politician. 9 walkers vs. the 9 Marxist riders


/got nothing to entertain us since the article sucks
//poor P.L. excuse, sorry
///can try one to reverse characters

That is some edgy work.

OtherLittleGuy: PsyLord: I have to admit it, I like watching this series so far:

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Here are six three reasons to watch:

I thought the evil queen was hot for a mature woman. Looking at IMDB to see what else she's done... I see that I'm actually older than she is.

I will admit to liking the show Grimm - which is somewhat related to this topic (turning fairytales dark)

p the boiler: (turning fairytales dark)

They started that way, actually.

That article was farking hilarious. I want to money-fark it.

I am Number 4 featured some fine examples of my husband's handiwork. A sequel would be nice!

If I want a retelling of Snow White, I watch Once. Disney gave their blessing to a twisted little show there!

texdent: RIP Stealthy

Poor RedShirt the Dwarf.

Stealthy was awesome.

RIP Sherrif-Woodsman! For a show so obviously aimed at the ladies and gay dudes, killing off 50% of the man-candy was a serious mis-step.

That town really should be over-run with hunky princes. Rumplestiltskin isn't going to be inspiring any slash-fiction any time soon.

RedPhoenix122: DjangoStonereaver: brigid_fitch: Okay, I give Cracked a lot of leeway when it comes to their lists but WTF was that abortion of an article?

I am so with you.

I actually like Cracked's lists, but this blog is just drivel.

The worst part is, I'm sure there's a Hollywood exec somewhere reading this and getting ideas.


Apparently you didn't click the links. They're ALL ideas which are actually in production. That's the joke.

Once I started clicking on those links and saw where he was going the whole time with it... I thought TFA was pretty awesome, actually.

Max Awesome: That town really should be over-run with hunky princes. Rumplestiltskin isn't going to be inspiring any slash-fiction any time soon.

Although my husband REALLY wants that reptilian coat of his in the fantasy world...

PsyLord: I have to admit it, I like watching this series so far:

Yes!!! The dialogue can be kind of corny, but that's just part of the fun. Is it just me, or is Robert Carlyle more creepy as Mr. Gold than as Rumple?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: All in all, it was a movie designed to give 13 year old boys jerk off material.

Why do people say this? Why do I hear so many people saying Sucker Punch is only good for teenage boys? I'm 32 and thought it was awesome. Am I not supposed to like hot chicks? Or comic-book style visuals? What would have made it more adult? Blood? Nudity? It's ridiculous. More than teenage boys liked Sucker Punch... and to be honest, I've encountered more girls than guys who do, too.