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(Daily Mail)   Joan Rivers undergoes ANOTHER cosmetic surgery. In related news, EPA states that upon her death she can not be cremated   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-01-25 10:55:50 AM  
She's more machine now than (wo)man...twisted and evil.
 
2012-01-25 10:59:29 AM  
www.filmsdocumentary.com
 
2012-01-25 11:05:46 AM  
s11.allstarpics.net
 
2012-01-25 11:10:24 AM  
FTA: Melissa is seen caring for her mother and tells the camera: 'Cover at age two was easier to handle than my mother after an operation.'

Does this sentence say what I think it says? She named her son Cover?
 
2012-01-25 11:16:28 AM  
I would imagine burial at sea would also be considered pollution. So what's left, shot into space?
 
2012-01-25 11:16:51 AM  

Earpj: FTA: Melissa is seen caring for her mother and tells the camera: 'Cover at age two was easier to handle than my mother after an operation.'

Does this sentence say what I think it says? She named her son Cover?


That's going to be a death sentence to him if he ever joins the army.

COVER!

What? *gets shot in the head.*
 
2012-01-25 11:17:44 AM  
So I forget what why was Joan Rivers famous in the first place?
 
2012-01-25 11:18:43 AM  

Big Man On Campus: I would imagine burial at sea would also be considered pollution. So what's left, shot into space?


We can just bronze her and set her up permanently by the red carpet.
 
2012-01-25 11:19:00 AM  
that headline actually sounds like a joke Joan Rivers would tell...
 
2012-01-25 11:19:07 AM  

MDGeist: So I forget what why was Joan Rivers famous in the first place?


She was a stand up comedian. Then she had talk show and used to fill in for Donahue. If I recall correctly.
 
2012-01-25 11:19:22 AM  

Big Man On Campus: I would imagine burial at sea would also be considered pollution. So what's left, shot into space?


Send her to the recycling plant.
 
2012-01-25 11:19:47 AM  
pics.livejournal.com
 
2012-01-25 11:20:53 AM  

Earpj: MDGeist: So I forget what why was Joan Rivers famous in the first place?

She was a stand up comedian. Then she had talk show and used to fill in for Donahue. If I recall correctly.


Carson
 
2012-01-25 11:21:24 AM  

BurnShrike: Big Man On Campus: I would imagine burial at sea would also be considered pollution. So what's left, shot into space?

Send her to the recycling plant.


So what new famous-for-being-famous star will her parts go to?
 
2012-01-25 11:22:21 AM  

henryhill:

She was a stand up comedian. Then she had talk show and used to fill in for Donahue. If I recall correctly.

Carson


Ah. That's right.
 
2012-01-25 11:22:30 AM  
It won't help.

When you look like a marionette, you need to just stop already.
 
2012-01-25 11:24:27 AM  
I just have to say I saw her documentary over the weekend. I can't help but feel sympathetic for her now. At least she seems to embrace the schtick.
 
2012-01-25 11:25:19 AM  
She looks like a monster. Seriously, I can't imagine kids seeing her and sleeping that night.
 
2012-01-25 11:26:04 AM  

MDGeist: So I forget what why was Joan Rivers famous in the first place?


She's like 80. Back then anyone in showbiz with a pulse got to be a celebrity.
 
2012-01-25 11:26:32 AM  

hstein3: [pics.livejournal.com image 300x327]


heh! :-)
 
2012-01-25 11:26:38 AM  

UGH!

A little something to cleanse the pallet.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

 
2012-01-25 11:27:21 AM  
ITS JUST NOT WITHIN THE SCHEME OF THINGS
TO GIVE UP YOUR LIFE SO EASILY
JOAN.
 
2012-01-25 11:27:59 AM  
Serious question:
I thought she was Jewish. Dont the Jews traditionally bury their loved ones and consider cremation a sin?


/If only there were a farker that loved to chime on on jewish isues
//sarcasm
 
2012-01-25 11:30:14 AM  
Is she trying to become the cat woman? I don't understand how Joan keeps getting gigs to do fashion reporting, etc. She has less fashion/beauty sense than Stevie Wonders.
 
2012-01-25 11:30:44 AM  
Super Fun
 
2012-01-25 11:32:55 AM  

Mugato: She's like 80. Back then anyone in showbiz with a pulse got to be a celebrity.


As opposed to now when anyone not even involved in showbiz is a celebrity?
(My sarcasm detector may be broken)
 
2012-01-25 11:34:33 AM  
Remember that scene from Ghostbusters where the containment unit goes critical? I'm thinking a similar sort of reaction would occur in this case.
 
2012-01-25 11:34:38 AM  
Considering she gave birth to a horse, it isn't that hard to imagine what she'd look like without all the surgery.
 
2012-01-25 11:38:50 AM  
So she's having her death mask installed early, who cares.
 
2012-01-25 11:39:14 AM  

hamsack: Serious question:
I thought she was Jewish. Dont the Jews traditionally bury their loved ones and consider cremation a sin?


/If only there were a farker that loved to chime on on jewish isues
//sarcasm


She certainly is Jewish. In fact, that was part of her shtick when she first started, being an unwed Jewess (her phrase) for too long. As for whether she is observant, I have no idea.
 
2012-01-25 11:39:33 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.thecelebrityautopsy.com
 
2012-01-25 11:41:21 AM  

Mirrorz: As opposed to now when anyone not even involved in showbiz is a celebrity?


No, now you have to know someone or be a reality star. But back then there weren't as many people to know and no reality shows. Today there are thousands of actors, writers and filmmakers who are infinitely more talented than the ones we see who will never make it. Back then it was a lot easier to get into the business.
 
2012-01-25 11:44:18 AM  

Jack31081: Remember that scene from Ghostbusters where the containment unit goes critical? I'm thinking a similar sort of reaction would occur in this case.


More like Toht in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' when he melts from opening the Arc.
 
2012-01-25 11:45:25 AM  

tnpir: She's more machine now than (wo)man...twisted and evil.


*Shakes tiny fist* I was going to say that
 
2012-01-25 11:51:23 AM  

hstein3: [pics.livejournal.com image 300x327]


I saw that episode of Doctor Who this morning, on BBC America..
 
2012-01-25 11:51:32 AM  
That's some industrial-strength bonercide right there.
 
2012-01-25 11:54:12 AM  

Alphax: hstein3: [pics.livejournal.com image 300x327]

I saw that episode of Doctor Who this morning, on BBC America..


Do you have adequate sustenance?? FOr your continued watching OF THIS SHOW??

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-01-25 11:58:42 AM  
Pretty soon she or it will be invincible!
 
2012-01-25 12:06:47 PM  
I saw Joan at a hotel in PA near the QVC studios, she looks so freakish in real life. Like a plastic muppet. She gave me the heebie jeebies.
 
2012-01-25 12:07:40 PM  
Back in the day, meaning not when she was simply younger, but when she was still all, you know, herself, I always thought Joan was quite an attractive woman.
 
2012-01-25 12:11:56 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
www.topsocialite.com
 
2012-01-25 12:17:05 PM  
She doesn't look that OH MY GAWD!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2012-01-25 12:18:53 PM  

Hipchewy1: I saw Joan at a hotel in PA near the QVC studios, she looks so freakish in real life. Like a plastic muppet. She gave me the heebie jeebies.


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2012-01-25 12:20:12 PM  

Wellon Dowd: UGH!

A little something to cleanse the pallet.

[i.imgur.com image 202x575][i.imgur.com image 250x575]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]


Cleansing my pallet would only be my warm up with this babe.
 
2012-01-25 12:21:08 PM  

Hipchewy1: I saw Joan at a hotel in PA near the QVC studios, she looks so freakish in real life. Like a plastic muppet. She gave me the heebie jeebies.


I agree that aggressive plastic surgery is a lot scarier looking in real life than in photos. My heart will take a jump every time I see a woman like that at the store. Similar to the way you might get a split second heart attack from seeing a burn victim or deformed child, except I don't feel bad for feeling that way afterwards because they did it to themselves.
 
2012-01-25 12:21:41 PM  
She was genuinely funny back in her prime.
Don't know why she's still in the public eye nowadays though.

Her Chelsea Handler comments were spot on too.
 
2012-01-25 12:24:37 PM  
It must be rough getting to the point where deep down you realize you've had too much work done and feel you now need even more work thinking it will fix what you have trashed.
 
2012-01-25 12:33:34 PM  
Now she can pull up her stockings by blinking her eyes
 
2012-01-25 12:33:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [www.filmsdocumentary.com image 640x360]


We're done here.
 
2012-01-25 12:41:42 PM  
I've always loved one of her very early jokes....about when she was in the midwest doing a cncert, all the women were wearing linolium dresses. Don't know why that'so funny to me. It brings to mind oilcloth also.
 
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