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(Some Guy)   Why would Miley Cyrus buy her boyfriend a penis cake? Why would she pretend to lick it? Why do I care? Why do you care? I think it was Jean Paul Sartre who said, "Penis?"   (socialitelife.com) divider line 86
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2012-01-25 10:42:31 AM  
The penis cake is a half-truth.
 
2012-01-25 10:48:40 AM  
Rich white trash is still white trash.
 
2012-01-25 11:22:42 AM  
At least she seems to know that women have to tongue the balls.

Good on you, Miley
 
2012-01-25 11:27:44 AM  
Because Disney child starlets have the uncontrollable need to become whores.

We're waiting, Selena Gomez.
 
2012-01-25 11:28:48 AM  
I'm more curious as to why it's black.
 
2012-01-25 01:17:53 PM  

Sybarite: I'm more curious as to why it's black.


This. Also, it looks diseased. This has to be one of the least appealing images I can imagine, given the potential of the disparate elements: Penis cake, drunk miley cyrus, cell phone camera.
 
2012-01-25 01:18:18 PM  

ArkAngel: At least she seems to know that women have to tongue the balls.


Based on where her tongue is, it isn't the balls she's tonguing.

/giggety
 
2012-01-25 01:19:35 PM  
He also said "Hell is other people."

And in this case he was correct.
 
2012-01-25 01:21:13 PM  
I'd give her my Fudgie the Whale.
 
2012-01-25 01:21:43 PM  
I for one applaud her new efforts and enthusiasm. She looks happy!
 
2012-01-25 01:24:01 PM  
why is she giving it a rim job?
 
2012-01-25 01:28:24 PM  
A nineteen year old girl who has an obsession with the penis. Good for her.
The highlight of my days in college was when a certain young lady wrote "an ode to your cock" and tacked it on my door. I was ten feet tall for a month.
(sigh) Oh to be young and dumb and full of ??? again.
 
2012-01-25 01:31:55 PM  
For no other reason than that I was linked to it earlier today, here's Ed Norton and Brad Pitt singing Penis on the set of Fight Club.
 
2012-01-25 01:33:08 PM  
I assume the ice cream will be dripped all over her face.
 
2012-01-25 01:33:29 PM  

varmitydog: A nineteen year old girl who has an obsession with the penis. Good for her.
The highlight of my days in college was when a certain young lady wrote "an ode to your cock" and tacked it on my door. I was ten feet tall for a month.
(sigh) Oh to be young and dumb and full of ??? again.


Wow you should have had it framed
 
2012-01-25 01:33:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-25 01:34:48 PM  
Is that a chancre on the glans?
 
2012-01-25 01:35:56 PM  
Mugato: Because Disney child starlets have the uncontrollable need to become whores. We're waiting, Selena Gomez.

/clears throat discretely, lines up behind Mugato
 
2012-01-25 01:36:24 PM  
Because at some point a child raised in the showbiz cesspool of drama and manipulation gets sick of being defined by a public image and goes batshiat crazy. See: Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Macaulay Culkin, Lindsay Lohan, and a really frickin' long list of other casualties. Eventually they dedicate their lives to shocking the paparazzi and pissing off anyone who tries to control them.
 
2012-01-25 01:38:28 PM  
What's the big deal? She's still a virgin, guys.
 
2012-01-25 01:50:59 PM  
this girl likes to smoke weed and cawk......sign me up.
 
2012-01-25 01:53:42 PM  
images.olsen-twins-news.com

/mmmm, cottage cheese
//ugh
 
2012-01-25 01:54:55 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: What's the big deal? She's still a virgin, guys.


Not that I can prove it, but I'd bet she's as inexperienced as I am important.
 
2012-01-25 01:55:19 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: /mmmm, cottage cheese
//ugh



Looks like Studman69 here hasn't actually ever seen a woman with cellulite.
 
2012-01-25 01:55:40 PM  
I'd, whip up some cake batter for her to . . . wipe from the, uh. Mixing spoon oh I just don't know anymore
 
2012-01-25 02:00:53 PM  

Serial: Amurica...Fark Ya!: /mmmm, cottage cheese
//ugh


Looks like Studman69 here hasn't actually ever seen a woman with cellulite.


Lol.


/or married
 
2012-01-25 02:01:04 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: What's the big deal? She's still a virgin, guys.


I am willing to de-virginize her. Poorly.
 
2012-01-25 02:01:12 PM  
It's amazing how few people here have never done anything crazy like that just to be silly and get a laugh when they were around friends in a private setting.
 
2012-01-25 02:01:19 PM  
I guess the cake is not a lie
 
2012-01-25 02:09:58 PM  
Daddy has taught her well. It's ok Miley, most guys won't admit it, but if you stick your finger up his ass while farking he will like it.
 
2012-01-25 02:14:46 PM  

Serial: Amurica...Fark Ya!: /mmmm, cottage cheese
//ugh


Looks like Studman69 here hasn't actually ever seen a woman with cellulite.



Aurica Fark Ya probably hasn't ever even seen unclothed female thigh in person.
 
2012-01-25 02:16:15 PM  
Does it have a creamy filling?
 
2012-01-25 02:16:28 PM  
"Belief in the absence of illusions is itself an illusion." - Barbar Grizzuti Harrison

Yo, tha fact that it'z shaped like a penis is no big deal. It still tastes tha same if your brain can get past the optical allusion. One of my bros works at tha adult novelty stand at tha flea market in Newark so I get all sorts of strange gifts from him (I give him intimate 1 on 1 training sessions at tha gym). So one of tha things they gots is maccoronni shapped like penis. I eat it all tha time and you don't even notice it. It tastes a little saltier than what I'm used too but it's a cheaper brand, playa. Beggers can't be choosers, and when a man needs ta eat he'll put anything in his mouth.

I guess tha only advice I can give is remember it'z 2012, this ain't nothing 2 be ashamed of, & if it still bothers U than just close yo eyez & pretend something else is in your mouth.
 
2012-01-25 02:19:39 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [images.olsen-twins-news.com image 640x400]

/mmmm, cottage cheese
//ugh


Want me to shop it for you so you can continue your delusion?
 
dwg
2012-01-25 02:26:05 PM  

Best In The World: "Belief in the absence of illusions is itself an illusion." - Barbar Grizzuti Harrison

Yo, tha fact that it'z shaped like a penis is no big deal. It still tastes tha same if your brain can get past the optical allusion. One of my bros works at tha adult novelty stand at tha flea market in Newark so I get all sorts of strange gifts from him (I give him intimate 1 on 1 training sessions at tha gym). So one of tha things they gots is maccoronni shapped like penis. I eat it all tha time and you don't even notice it. It tastes a little saltier than what I'm used too but it's a cheaper brand, playa. Beggers can't be choosers, and when a man needs ta eat he'll put anything in his mouth.

I guess tha only advice I can give is remember it'z 2012, this ain't nothing 2 be ashamed of, & if it still bothers U than just close yo eyez & pretend something else is in your mouth.


Oh my, what the hell is this?
 
2012-01-25 02:35:10 PM  
Well Scooby-Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
 
2012-01-25 02:35:23 PM  

ongbok: It's amazing how few people here have never done anything crazy like that just to be silly and get a laugh when they were around friends in a private setting.


Yeah...with a billion bucks at her disposal I'm surprised she isn't a female Caligula by now. This all seems fairly tame and fun.
 
2012-01-25 02:35:59 PM  

ongbok: It's amazing how few people here have never done anything crazy like that just to be silly and get a laugh when they were around friends in a private setting.



True, true. Still, to quote deadsanta:
Sybarite: I'm more curious as to why it's black.

This. Also, it looks diseased. This has to be one of the least appealing images I can imagine, given the potential of the disparate elements: Penis cake, drunk miley cyrus, cell phone camera.



So, why is a 19 year old white woman giving her white boyfriend a birthday cake that's shaped like a penis, that's not his dong coloring, and that has a strange, weeping, open 'chancre' (as ruinevil put it) on the side of its tip?

Is her boyfriend diseased? Did her boyfriend (!) have an encounter with (errr, a 'csb' about) a diseased black cock, and Miley thought it would be a gas to rib him about it in public? Just WTF?


Besides, her boyfriend

www.dlisted.com

doesn't look that excited or amused.

/hot like Michael K's no-no hole
 
2012-01-25 02:36:03 PM  

Tremolo: For no other reason than that I was linked to it earlier today, here's Ed Norton and Brad Pitt singing Penis on the set of Fight Club.


Is that one of those dead celebrity spliced with live celebrity things?

/Ralphie-boy!!!
 
2012-01-25 02:36:16 PM  
I guess Patrick Stewart didn't make that one then
 
2012-01-25 02:38:23 PM  

dwg: Best In The World: "Belief in the absence of illusions is itself an illusion." - Barbar Grizzuti Harrison

Yo, tha fact that it'z shaped like a penis is no big deal. It still tastes tha same if your brain can get past the optical allusion. One of my bros works at tha adult novelty stand at tha flea market in Newark so I get all sorts of strange gifts from him (I give him intimate 1 on 1 training sessions at tha gym). So one of tha things they gots is maccoronni shapped like penis. I eat it all tha time and you don't even notice it. It tastes a little saltier than what I'm used too but it's a cheaper brand, playa. Beggers can't be choosers, and when a man needs ta eat he'll put anything in his mouth.

I guess tha only advice I can give is remember it'z 2012, this ain't nothing 2 be ashamed of, & if it still bothers U than just close yo eyez & pretend something else is in your mouth.

Oh my, what the hell is this?


An old white dude trolling as a knee grow and/or a guido and/or a wigger.
 
2012-01-25 02:43:42 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: dwg: Best In The World: "Belief in the absence of illusions is itself an illusion." - Barbar Grizzuti Harrison

Yo, tha fact that it'z shaped like a penis is no big deal. It still tastes tha same if your brain can get past the optical allusion. One of my bros works at tha adult novelty stand at tha flea market in Newark so I get all sorts of strange gifts from him (I give him intimate 1 on 1 training sessions at tha gym). So one of tha things they gots is maccoronni shapped like penis. I eat it all tha time and you don't even notice it. It tastes a little saltier than what I'm used too but it's a cheaper brand, playa. Beggers can't be choosers, and when a man needs ta eat he'll put anything in his mouth.

I guess tha only advice I can give is remember it'z 2012, this ain't nothing 2 be ashamed of, & if it still bothers U than just close yo eyez & pretend something else is in your mouth.

Oh my, what the hell is this?

An old white dude trolling as a knee grow and/or a guido and/or a wigger.


Who am I trolling, bro? I'm jus an icecream truck of laughs & paragraphs bringin the drama from whurrr I be from. I neva say a negative word about nobody. UR THA HATER. And as we all know:

weknowmemes.com
 
2012-01-25 02:45:55 PM  
Whoops, my bad...I forgot I was posting in fark.

This is hot ass in fark standards, my bad.

mikeandmolly.maxupdates.tv

/this has to be what married people look like that post in here
//eat up
 
2012-01-25 02:49:25 PM  
Eh, I will throw one more up for the fatties....

d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net

/enjoy
//better bring flour
/and valtrax
 
2012-01-25 02:50:57 PM  
I bet Miley Cyrus takes it up the pooper
 
2012-01-25 02:52:55 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-01-25 02:58:49 PM  

groppet: varmitydog: A nineteen year old girl who has an obsession with the penis. Good for her.
The highlight of my days in college was when a certain young lady wrote "an ode to your cock" and tacked it on my door. I was ten feet tall for a month.
(sigh) Oh to be young and dumb and full of ??? again.

Wow you should have had it framed


I'd be worried about slivers.
 
2012-01-25 02:59:23 PM  
At least she didn't get the Al Roker cake with the Hershey's Kiss nipples.
 
2012-01-25 02:59:24 PM  

dwg: Oh my, what the hell is this?


Someone trying to be the next Pocket Ninja, but replacing wit with juvenile. . . something. I'm giving the benefit of the doubt when I say "trying" because it looks like any other incomprehensible wall of babble a 13-year-old would write.

I finally got sick of these walls of WTF and put BitW on ignore, but as long as you circumvented it by asking I'll give you an honest answer.
 
2012-01-25 03:05:10 PM  
Why, they say in Paris, France that Louis Pasteur has cured hoof and mouth disease.
 
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