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(KATC.com) Scary Drunk driver fish-tails on Interstate 10 in Louisiana, swerves into the opposite lane, causes multi-truck pileup, staggers around, resists arrest and gets tasered. The Aristocrats   (katc.com) divider line 29
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SuperChuck
2012-01-25 11:02:42 AM
Shouldn't that be more of a TA-DA?
 
All_Farked_Up
2012-01-25 11:04:54 AM
And will have his license back in 90 days
 
Towermonkey
2012-01-25 11:05:11 AM
Farking drunk drivers... seems like it's the official state sport here in Louisiana. THIS idiot tied up traffic for a good while by closing I-10.
 
lockheed1039
2012-01-25 11:07:54 AM
yeah...that should be TADA!!

/there are many more qualifiers required even for consideration as "Aristocrats!" status.
 
doubled99
2012-01-25 11:13:29 AM
Meme now null and void due to misuse
 
obamadidcoke
2012-01-25 11:15:25 AM
Wow, that's the luckiest black man in Louisiana.
 
maram500
2012-01-25 11:20:24 AM
That was, surprisingly, just up the road from me. Read about it in The Advertiser (local paper) this morning at breakfast.

For "Aristocrats," though, shouldn't there have been a donkey show with his daughter and a transsexual neighbor and--

Hang on, I'm gonna go whack it...
 
luktti
2012-01-25 11:37:09 AM
Dunning-Kruger effect. In his mind he did a fantastic job. All should be proud.
 
Incog_Neeto
2012-01-25 11:39:19 AM
Remember accidents are somehow 10 times worse when a drunk does it instead of a sober person just being an idiot.
 
MBooda
2012-01-25 11:55:15 AM
he was passing through Lafayette

Well no wonder the guy stood out. He was driving much too well for Lafayette.

/daughter went to UL
//bought her a new car while she was there
///astonishingly, she never got a scratch on it
 
maram500
2012-01-25 12:01:37 PM
MBooda: he was passing through Lafayette

Well no wonder the guy stood out. He was driving much too well for Lafayette.

/daughter went to UL
//bought her a new car while she was there
///astonishingly, she never got a scratch on it

I'm scared to walk some places, even just off campus, because I've almost been run over several times.

/Current UL grad student
 
Towermonkey
2012-01-25 12:02:01 PM
MBooda: he was passing through Lafayette

Well no wonder the guy stood out. He was driving much too well for Lafayette.

/daughter went to UL
//bought her a new car while she was there
///astonishingly, she never got a scratch on it

Lawlz... yep. The parking and traffic situation around campus is horrendous even with the additions to parking made since I graduated (in 2000). I was lucky enough to have bought a house near the hospital, I could ride a bike to class.

Traffic elsewhere in the city is lousy. One of the reasons I moved away.
 
Towermonkey
2012-01-25 12:03:29 PM
maram500: MBooda: he was passing through Lafayette

Well no wonder the guy stood out. He was driving much too well for Lafayette.

/daughter went to UL
//bought her a new car while she was there
///astonishingly, she never got a scratch on it

I'm scared to walk some places, even just off campus, because I've almost been run over several times.

/Current UL grad student

I'm surprised there aren't more car/pedestrian accidents there. McNeese has at least one good one per semester.
 
biohazard76
2012-01-25 12:10:47 PM
Anyone else bothered by the "eye witness" driving his truck at highway speeds trying to videotape the drunk driver on his cell phone?
 
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-25 12:40:46 PM
maram500: That was, surprisingly, just up the road from me. Read about it in The Advertiser (local paper) this morning at breakfast.

For "Aristocrats," though, shouldn't there have been a donkey show with his daughter and a transsexual neighbor and--

Hang on, I'm gonna go whack it...

Did you grow up in Lafayette? My sister is a high school teacher there. Festivale Internationale De Louisiane is an absolute blast!

/got me hungry for boiled crawfish now
 
Towermonkey
2012-01-25 01:04:49 PM
I grew up there, spent four years active Army, went back for college. Moved away when I got a real jerb. Wonder how many Farkers are from there/live there currently...
 
maram500
2012-01-25 02:37:26 PM
Crewmannumber6: maram500: That was, surprisingly, just up the road from me. Read about it in The Advertiser (local paper) this morning at breakfast.

For "Aristocrats," though, shouldn't there have been a donkey show with his daughter and a transsexual neighbor and--

Hang on, I'm gonna go whack it...

Did you grow up in Lafayette? My sister is a high school teacher there. Festivale Internationale De Louisiane is an absolute blast!

/got me hungry for boiled crawfish now

Boudin's better. And I'm only here for grad school..
 
Aello
2012-01-25 03:00:35 PM
Love for all the Louisiana Farkers :) Anyone in BR this weekend? I'm throwing a birthday party and the more the merrier!!
 
choo [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 03:35:47 PM
Aello: I'm throwing a birthday party and the more the merrier!!

Party at Aello's house, everybody!
 
Aello
2012-01-25 03:42:27 PM
Which for this occasion would be French Quarter Daiquiris on Essen lane ;)
 
maram500
2012-01-25 03:44:53 PM
Aello: Which for this occasion would be French Quarter Daiquiris on Essen lane ;)

Ahh, Louisiana... Thank god I was born and raised in the land of the drive-thru daquiri shop.
 
Aello
2012-01-25 03:53:02 PM
It's always been a huge shock when I leave the state and can't buy alcohol in a gas station or grocery store. Ohio and Delaware sucked like that :( Only in Louisiana can a person grow up in bars and libraries ;)
 
MBooda
2012-01-25 04:17:50 PM
choo: Aello: I'm throwing a birthday party and the more the merrier!!

Party at Aello's house, everybody!

Alas, I'm stuck in Slidell pretty much all weekend, 3 performances of The Importance of Being Earnest.

/yes, there is culture in Louisiana
 
Aello
2012-01-25 04:30:39 PM
I know there's culture here :P We have the Baton Rouge Little Theatre that puts on a decent amount of productions and the bars have quite a lot of live music. I need to get my New Yorker SO out around more. He keeps complaining (teasingly for the most part) about the culture here.
 
Curious [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 05:02:57 PM
MBooda: Alas, I'm stuck in Slidell pretty much all weekend, 3 performances of The Importance of Being Earnest.

given where your profile says you're from "stuck in slidell" should be "hooray, three days in slidell".
 
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-25 08:16:37 PM
Aello: Love for all the Louisiana Farkers :) Anyone in BR this weekend? I'm throwing a birthday party and the more the merrier!!

Something tells me this was a decision you'll regret
 
Radagast9
2012-01-25 10:34:36 PM
I'm surprised, I was certain this was the driver.

encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
Aello
2012-01-25 10:34:37 PM
Crewmannumber6, Nope. I'm pretty sure I won't. My friends are pretty much stranger than anyone I've seen on here ;)
 
MBooda
2012-01-26 05:48:45 PM
Curious: MBooda: Alas, I'm stuck in Slidell pretty much all weekend, 3 performances of The Importance of Being Earnest.

given where your profile says you're from "stuck in slidell" should be "hooray, three days in slidell".

Haven't seen the latest news? Pearl River County ain't dry no more!

/whoopeeeee
 
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