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Apple lifts NASDAQ futures over its shoulder and starts dragging them across the finish line
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Rapmaster2000
2012-01-25 11:24:10 AM
Apple Inc was a standout in what has otherwise been a fairly lackluster earnings season. So far, 58 percent of companies have beat forecasts while at this stage in past earnings seasons, 70 percent topped estimates.
I don't get it. Wouldn't 100% meeting estimates be the baseline and anything over be a bonus? If 58% beat estimates and the remaining 42% were at or below then wouldn't that be a good thing if we assume the estimates have any value?
And that's not even getting into the baseline. How do you know analysts weren't overly pessimistic last year or overly optimistic this year? This is a very mushy metric.
neversubmit
2012-01-25 12:27:58 PM
Apple lifts NASDAQ legs over its shoulders and starts pushing them across the finish line.
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Oakenshield
2012-01-25 01:51:28 PM
Whodathunk it? A marketing company leading American capitalism forward in an age of record-low consumer confidence.
pmdgrwr
2012-01-25 02:41:08 PM
useless junk to make poor people feel like a 1%er.
Smiths
2012-01-25 03:07:17 PM
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useless junk to make poor people feel like a 1%er.
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2012-01-25 03:48:55 PM
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pmdgrwr: useless junk to make poor people feel like a 1%er.
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LOLOL......... nice, Smiths. Point well made.
jso2897
2012-01-25 04:37:56 PM
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Smiths: pmdgrwr: useless junk to make poor people feel like a 1%er.
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LOLOL......... nice, Smiths. Point well made.
Can you imagine if all the "bleeding edge" apple consumers took that money, kept their existing stuff (which works fine) for a couple years, and invested the difference in Apple stock?
Then, they'd be rich, and they'd REALLY be insufferable.
So count your blessings.
Tank_Fuzzbutt
2012-01-25 07:25:16 PM
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