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(KansasCity Channel)		Cottage cheese cripples rush hour traffic in Kansas City. (thekansascitychannel.com)		68
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AnArChY		2001-11-08 05:10:23 PM

Hmm...
Cheese

catapultic		2001-11-08 05:11:38 PM

Cottage cheese rules.

Hugh2d2		2001-11-08 05:11:57 PM

good thing it wasn't that nuclear death cottage cheese!

MaxReactor		2001-11-08 05:12:17 PM

In an unrelated story, humanitarian food drops will now mostly consist of cottage cheese.

Eli		2001-11-08 05:12:18 PM

Maybe now they'll invest in a light rail system. And some Pineapple.

Neutrino		2001-11-08 05:18:10 PM

OH DEAR GOD!!!! THE SMELL!!!
IT'S BURNING OUT MY NOSTRILS!!!

bananafish		2001-11-08 05:18:49 PM

behold the power of cheese.

(someone had to say it. Don't shoot the messenger.)

alienmagic		2001-11-08 05:20:30 PM

Well, at least people weren't freaking out thinking the cottage cheese was anthrax (hopefully, anyway).

LASucks		2001-11-08 05:21:59 PM

I like peaches on my anthrax.. or some anthrax on a half grapefruit. mmmmmm

catapultic		2001-11-08 05:22:49 PM

They're putting anthrax in cottage cheese now?? FARK!

Alphax		2001-11-08 05:27:33 PM

I've GOT to email my sister at KU and hear how the local news is covering it...

LASucks		2001-11-08 05:29:52 PM

I am gonna e-mail Alphaxs' sister at KU to see how the local news is covering it.. ans see what she is wearing.

Henchman		2001-11-08 05:33:09 PM

I could go knock on his sister's door, but I can tell you that local news didn't give this much press other than as a traffic report. We've had stranger things spill out here, including chickens and (my favorite) a truckload of peanut butter (they needed a bulldozer to get that off the road).

stuntc0ck		2001-11-08 05:34:54 PM

My girlfriends ass crippled traffic?

43%		2001-11-08 05:35:26 PM

can we finally say kansans are morons too?

Flignir		2001-11-08 05:35:48 PM

LASucks, I am going to sue you for damages because I was drinking Orange Juice while reading your post, and let's just say I may never breathe correctly again.

boojieboy		2001-11-08 05:37:03 PM

Get 'yer fumunda cheese right here!

brywalker		2001-11-08 05:40:10 PM

I wonder if they took care of that with some Vagisil...

Alphax		2001-11-08 05:40:56 PM

Well, LASucks, my sister is married. And knowing her, she's wearing black and shades of grey..

buckguy		2001-11-08 05:41:57 PM

is there anything else to this story? two paragraphs from a story that happened this morning? how about a followup or something?

i know, i know....i'm selfish. rip me all you want, but i want my news w/some detail.

sheesh.

vexhex		2001-11-08 05:45:42 PM

Buckguy- dude, a truck with cottage cheese crashed, what more do you need?

bagunca		2001-11-08 05:57:02 PM

mmmm yeast infection

buckguy		2001-11-08 06:01:10 PM

perhaps it's not fark-worthy then, huh?

Kylie		2001-11-08 06:05:35 PM

They didn't mention this on the news in K.C. MO.......

Karky		2001-11-08 06:13:40 PM

About 10 years ago, in Dallas, a tractor trailer full of Dr. Pepper syrup spilled on 35E. That shiat was knee deep.
They took all day to clean that up.

Courtney Cox-Zucker		2001-11-08 06:17:05 PM

Can traffic jam be used as a sexual lubricant, and does anyone make human cottage cheese?

scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel		2001-11-08 06:17:58 PM

Did anyone notice the "Related News" links next to the story? How is a guy videotaping himself having sex with unconscious boys related?

LASucks		2001-11-08 06:21:14 PM

Alphax -
"Well, LASucks, my sister is married. And knowing her, she's wearing black and shades of grey.."

Mmmmm dark and emotional.. that the way I like em.

LASucks - "Hi baby! How was your day?"
Alphaxs' Sister - "I wish the dark lord of Chaos would consume my soul! My heart bleeds black blood...."

FuzzyMonkey		2001-11-08 06:26:41 PM

Courtney Cox-Zucker-

no and yes

or wait maybe its the other way around.

Wogus!		2001-11-08 06:31:14 PM

Small curd or regular? Low-fat or fat-free? Name brand or 'generic'?

Mmmmm... roooooad-cheese. Life doesn't GET any better.

tioloco		2001-11-08 06:53:58 PM

all they need is to spill some canned peaches in heavy syrup and BAM!

Duratuss		2001-11-08 06:54:54 PM

Cottage Cheese is good as long as it's not
on a women.

MightySausage		2001-11-08 07:06:11 PM

I have anthrax in my cereal... Er... Boobies!!

Kady		2001-11-08 07:09:53 PM

Feral-kiwi: I've always assumed that boobies links don't always get a lot of comments because it's difficult to type when your hands are...umm...otherwise occupied. Lots of clicks, but not many comments.

Max Load		2001-11-08 07:13:42 PM

LASucks - "Hi baby! How was your day?"
Alphaxs' Sister - "I wish the dark lord of Chaos would consume my soul!
My heart bleeds black blood...."
LASucks - "So uhhhh wanna get all nekid then?"

LopEye		2001-11-08 07:13:48 PM

Wogus!:
Small curd or regular? Low-fat or fat-free? Name brand or 'generic'?

I think it was Anderson Erickson.

MightySausage		2001-11-08 07:13:50 PM

If they need to get rid of the cheese, I will eat it for them....

Winterhawk11		2001-11-08 07:13:58 PM

Hey, what happened to the article about the kid planning her own funeral? I was gonna comment and it disappeared between the time it took me to read it and pull up the comments page.

Jeff		2001-11-08 07:21:40 PM

I think a cross/blast in the submit queue... happens fairly often when Drew and I are both in there. Sorry - was a cool article

Drew		2001-11-08 07:23:39 PM

If your account number is around 10000 you're no longer a newbie. 25% of all registered Farkers signed up after you did

LASucks		2001-11-08 07:23:54 PM

Exactly Max Load!

tioloco		2001-11-08 07:31:31 PM

i'm no longer a newbie!!!!!!!!

Max Load		2001-11-08 07:39:48 PM

Cottage Cheese=Yuck!
I only see old people or fat people eat it.
I guess I saw an old fat person eat it once too though.
It belongs in the Cole Slaw/Potato Salad food group.

lordargent		2001-11-08 07:40:03 PM

Damn, I feel old now.

Brightfires		2001-11-08 07:45:25 PM

Revenge of the Curds....

Nanookanano		2001-11-08 07:51:54 PM

FLETCH: I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jackknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes.

javi420		2001-11-08 07:55:59 PM

check out buckguy's info.... click on his name

Coondog		2001-11-08 08:04:26 PM

Well since it has gone unsaid...

Behold, the power of cheese.

orgy		2001-11-08 08:14:34 PM

what the guy (buckguy) likes is up to him

Nanookanano		2001-11-08 08:24:41 PM

Sorry Coondog, somebody beat you to it.

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