Wanted for crimes against humanity

Oh come on, what gentlemen's club experience is complete unless it reults in you coming out reeking of booze, dollar store perfume & stripper ass?

um, or that's what people tell me....

Why didn't he think of this?

/Obscure?

rubbish. there is nothing that can mask that unmistakable scent of the strip club. I've smelled it on my clothes the next day. I'm pretty certain it is an industrial strength air freshener formula specifically made for the clubs. For the life of me, I can't remember if they still allow smoking in them or not. It has been a few years for me since I've last gazed upon some ecdysiasts.

Does it have both anti-bacterial and anti-virurl properties?

Grables'Daughter: Oh, and what a stripper may look like: [i277.photobucket.com image 640x509]

God bless you.

I've always wanted to smell like a strip club, women cannot resist the smell of stale beer and semen.

stripper thread!

BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

Grables'Daughter: Oh, and what a stripper may look like: [i277.photobucket.com image 640x509]

Only after a couple pints of Cuervo...

pute kisses like a man: danno_to_infinity: rubbish. there is nothing that can mask that unmistakable scent of the strip club. I've smelled it on my clothes the next day. I'm pretty certain it is an industrial strength air freshener formula specifically made for the clubs. For the life of me, I can't remember if they still allow smoking in them or not. It has been a few years for me since I've last gazed upon some ecdysiasts.

i think it's a actually a mixture of moisturizer and disinfectant. at least, I like to think it's disinfectant.

Industrial strength strawberry perfume.

I am disappoint at the number of pics in this thread. When I come back, you guys had better ramp it up....

cleveoh: Oh come on, what gentlemen's club experience is complete unless it reults in you coming out reeking of booze, dollar store perfume & stripper ass?

um, or that's what people tell me....

Ugh, I live in a place where alcohol isn't served in "gentlemen clubs".

Ugh prudes

Grables'Daughter: Oh, and what a stripper may look like: [i277.photobucket.com image 640x509]

Never seen an actual stripper who looked even half that hot.

Grables'Daughter: It's a scent that's supposed to smell like the office?

Anybody else read that as "orifice"?

/ducks

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BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

I shouldn't condone violence buuuuttttt.......yeah f**k him up

B! I! E!?!?!?

Now they just need a toothpaste scientifically designed to eliminate the smell of weed and hooker spit.

And this "babe" came up #1 on GIS under "ugly stripper"...

mentallo69: stripper thread!

BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

Maybe if you either had a bigger weener or knew how to use it better...

Grables'Daughter: Oh, and what a stripper may look like: [i277.photobucket.com image 640x509]

I approve of this and would like to see more. :)

ineedashave: mentallo69: stripper thread!

BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

Maybe if you either had a bigger weener or knew how to use it better...

Probably. this is fark.

bikerbob59: I am disappoint at the number of pics in this thread. When I come back, you guys had better ramp it up....

Our bad. Here ... pole dancer ....

Might this be the thread that gets me through a work day?

We should be so lucky.

/eip
//bie?
///Why not.

SoCalSurfer: cleveoh: Oh come on, what gentlemen's club experience is complete unless it reults in you coming out reeking of booze, dollar store perfume & stripper ass?

um, or that's what people tell me....

Ugh, I live in a place where alcohol isn't served in "gentlemen clubs".

Ugh prudes

Clicks profile....San Diego? Really??? Huh, never would have thought you'd run into those kind of rules with the heavy tourism & miltary presence?. But hey, you'll always have Tijuana, right?

Pollexter: Now they just need a toothpaste scientifically designed to eliminate the smell of weed and hooker spit.

That's what Sam Jackson Bad Motherfarker Lager is for.

Grables'Daughter: fregniacciaro: Grables'Daughter: Oh, and what a stripper may look like: [i277.photobucket.com image 640x509]

Only after a couple pints of Cuervo...

Um, some of us are pretty decent looking, IMO.

/ecdysiast

I wasn't referring to you - just the ones in the clubs I've my friends have been to.

SoCalSurfer: mentallo69: stripper thread!

BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

I shouldn't condone violence buuuuttttt.......yeah f**k him up

He is a pussy, and scared of me.....jail isnt worth it. Neither is my wife.

mentallo69: SoCalSurfer: mentallo69: stripper thread!

BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

I shouldn't condone violence buuuuttttt.......yeah f**k him up

He is a pussy, and scared of me.....jail isnt worth it. Neither is my wife.

Oh, I see. So he has more money than you.

A business associate wanted to hit a strip club one night after some meeting and while we had a grand old time, it wasn't until I was on the way home that I realized my tie smelled like 100% stripper tits (probably because the tie had spent a fair amount of time between a pair).

In a panic I did the only thing possible, I hit the 24 hour McD's and got a large order of fries and put the tie in the bag with the fries. By the time I got home, stripper smell was gone.

Behold the power of fries!

Bruxellensis: mentallo69: SoCalSurfer: mentallo69: stripper thread!

BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

I shouldn't condone violence buuuuttttt.......yeah f**k him up

He is a pussy, and scared of me.....jail isnt worth it. Neither is my wife.

Oh, I see. So he has more money than you.

Who the hell doesnt. Biology pays shiat!

Grables'Daughter: Donnchadha: Grables'Daughter: ecdysiast

That word -- you use it all the time. It's like you're trying to cheat at scrabble.

It's a fun word to watch!

FTFM

Hey, a guy who's out on the down low doesn't need this. He can just tell the honey he's going to the gym to work out and then he's expected to come home smelling like ball sweat.

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BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

I shouldn't condone violence buuuuttttt.......yeah f**k him up

He is a pussy, and scared of me.....jail isnt worth it. Neither is my wife.

Oh, I see. So he has more money than you.

Who the hell doesnt. Biology pays shiat!

You're a good sport. I hope you get the BIE you asked for.

/wouldn't mind some myself

Girls know most guys have other girls on the line. So in order to interfere with the guy's roll, they wear makeup like body glitter that leaves traces that are hard to remove. The 'forget' shiat at his apartment...you know, like an earing behind the couch or a pair of underwear stuffed behind a cushion...you know, accidentally. Other women know these tricks and look for signs of them...

Does it smell like bubblegum and shame?

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BIE/EIP

please my wife just left me for another dude, I could use a pick me up

I shouldn't condone violence buuuuttttt.......yeah f**k him up

He is a pussy, and scared of me.....jail isnt worth it. Neither is my wife.

Oh, I see. So he has more money than you.

Who the hell doesnt. Biology pays shiat!

You're a good sport. I hope you get the BIE you asked for.

/wouldn't mind some myself

I can beat myself up about it or just accept it and move on. Just goes to show women that guy's arent always the cheaters and it does go the other way around. Why should I let her ruin the rest of my life. There are too many other chicks out there. I'll be back.