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		Man who was arrested by police for robbing a police officer at knifepoint and fleeing capture while naked tells judge that he can't be prosecuted because he was possessed by something "joyriding" in his body (abc.net.au)		30
		More: Strange, decencies, Detention of suspects, Northern Territory Police officer, mental health professional

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Sea Monkey

2012-01-25 11:20:30 AM

Lemmiwinks?

probesport

2012-01-25 11:21:13 AM

He's a flower, I can paint him. He's a child of the sun. We're a part of this together

MmmBadEggs

2012-01-25 11:25:37 AM

Hey just like that terrible Denzel Washington/John Goodman movie.

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-25 11:25:46 AM

Whereas, when he goes to prison, Bluto would just be riding him.

JNowe

2012-01-25 11:26:10 AM

I think he can look forward to a long future of somethings joyriding in his body.

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-25 11:26:22 AM

MmmBadEggs: Hey just like that ~~terrible~~ excellent Denzel Washington/John Goodman movie.

There will be no disrespecting of Fallen while I'M around, sonny Jim.

NephilimNexus

2012-01-25 11:27:30 AM

Must have been too much FLUORIDE! No, wait, it was the VACCINES! Subliminal messages from Satan in backwards played Pink Floyd albums! He played D&D as a child! Harry Potter books! Premarital sex! Oh my gawd, our delusions of still living in the1950s are ending!

Or maybe it was just drugs.

I'm betting on drugs, myself.

THX 1138

2012-01-25 11:28:14 AM

ladyfortuna

2012-01-25 11:29:43 AM

Sounds like the boys have a new job.

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NephilimNexus

2012-01-25 11:30:57 AM

In Darwin Magistrates Court today, Thompson said he should not be punished because somebody was "joy riding" his body and "programming" him.

Thompson told Magistrate Sally Sievers his memory of the incident was vague and he could only remember bits and pieces.

i.qkme.me

RDixon

2012-01-25 11:33:52 AM

I suppose that is a unique way of describing an alcoholic blackout.

MBooda

2012-01-25 11:45:23 AM

MmmBadEggs: Hey just like that terrible Denzel Washington/John Goodman movie.

Kyle MacLachlan's on the case with his Noisy Cricket.
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MBooda

2012-01-25 11:48:35 AM

Edgar also unimpressed.
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Mega Steve

2012-01-25 11:49:51 AM

gross indecency in a public place.

If just running around naked is gross indecency, what's minor indecency? Just having the tip hanging out?

lack of warmth

2012-01-25 11:52:50 AM

Robbed police officer at knife point and escaped naked. He's doing it wrong, but I am impressed.

inthesticks

2012-01-25 11:54:18 AM

Evil leaper?

Getting a kick.....currently watching Quantum Leap on G4.

protectyourlimbs

2012-01-25 12:17:57 PM

Time is on his side...

protectyourlimbs

2012-01-25 12:19:24 PM

guess I should have read the posts instead of just skimming pics.. playboy habits.

The_Pole_Of_Justice

2012-01-25 12:30:56 PM

I know the insanity plea is overused, but if someone thinks that robbing a cop at gunpoint while naked makes sense, well, I'd say there's some justification.

SkunkWerks

2012-01-25 12:36:43 PM

The_Pole_Of_Justice: I know the insanity plea is overused, but if someone thinks that robbing a cop at gunpoint while naked makes sense, well, I'd say there's some justification.

FTA: "In Darwin Magistrates Court today, Thompson said he should not be punished because somebody was "joy riding" his body and "programming" him."

Sounds like classic Paranoid Schizophrenia to me.

offmymeds

2012-01-25 12:39:49 PM

Ironic.

quartercomma

2012-01-25 01:00:01 PM

It's the short story "Passengers" by Robert Silverberg. Invisible aliens take people over at random and make them do crazy stuff. "Look out--he's got a rider!"

Evil Mackerel

2012-01-25 01:28:28 PM

Tok'ra?

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-25 01:46:06 PM

Tak?

nolanomad

2012-01-25 03:01:04 PM

ladyfortuna: Sounds like the boys have a new job.

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came for the Supernatural reference, leaving satisfied.

Max Awesome

2012-01-25 03:25:27 PM

I totallly want to party with ~~this guy~~ the demon that took him on that joyride. He sounds fun.

washington-babylon

2012-01-25 04:52:24 PM

ladyfortuna: Sounds like the boys have a new job.

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Came here for this, leaving satisfied.

elev8meL8r

2012-01-25 05:43:39 PM

NephilimNexus: Must have been too much FLUORIDE! No, wait, it was the VACCINES! Subliminal messages from Satan in backwards played Pink Floyd albums! He played D&D as a child! Harry Potter books! Premarital sex! Oh my gawd, our delusions of still living in the1950s are ending!

Or maybe it was just drugs.

I'm betting on drugs, myself.

You forgot chemtrails and the government plot to eliminate vitamin C.

elev8meL8r

2012-01-25 05:46:17 PM

Mega Steve: If just running around naked is gross indecency, what's minor indecency?

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