Baron Harkonnen: is going to never have ever not have ever had been having had will happeninged.

Okay, I'm going to need Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations and a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

At least Donald Gennaro died doing something he loved.

Baron Harkonnen: But, the good news about Kirk is that since the reboot changed history, that version of his death is going to never have ever not have ever had been having had will happeninged.

I think I just had a time/tense aneurysm.

Mugato: Well at least we're not arguing about whether Boba Fett really died like they're doing in the comments section of the article so we have that going for us. Which is nice.

Well, there really ISN'T any debate. He lived, having been rescued by, uh...what's his name? The bandage wrapped bounty hunter. You know the one.

I_C_Weener: How did Professor X "get better"?

You didn't watch through the credits, did you?

I GAVE A MUTHERfarkIN SPEECH ABOUT HOW I WASN'T GUNNA LET ANY OF THESE PEOPLE DIE AND A MUTHERfarkIN SHARK ATE MY ASS and I aint even on this GOD DAMNED LIST man aint that a biatch

Mudd didn't sell the tribbles. That was Cyano Jones.

I_C_Weener: gopher321: Baron Harkonnen: The death of Captain Kirk truly sucked. Having a bridge dropped on him while fighting for the remote control? Sucks.

But, the good news about Kirk is that since the reboot changed history, that version of his death is going to never have ever not have ever had been having had will happeninged.

It happened.

You saw it, you can't unsee it. DEAL WITH IT.

With the reboot, nothing happened. No saving the Botany bay. No getting to kill Kahn in a sequel. No Spock getting all happy hippy hopped up on pollen. No "He's dead Jim." no crappy planets based on 1920s gangster movies. No submarine movies involving Sarek masquerading as a Romulan. No tribbles of Harry Mudd fer chrissakes!!!!

They are actually doing a comic series now that shows how those TOS stories play out in the alternate timeline, which is pretty fun actually. Also keep in mind that with the reboot, everything is happening in a parallel timeline Fringe style, so the original timeline the old Spock came from still exists.

Trinity. Worst scene in the history of movies.

karasoth: I GAVE A MUTHERfarkIN SPEECH ABOUT HOW I WASN'T GUNNA LET ANY OF THESE PEOPLE DIE AND A MUTHERfarkIN SHARK ATE MY ASS and I aint even on this GOD DAMNED LIST man aint that a biatch

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RexTalionis: You know what is missing from this list? Tasha Yar's death by Armus. She was a regular cast member who was killed off in the first half of the season just to prove a point about how evil some alien creature was.

I was thinking the same thing. I came to the conclusion that death was more pointless than undignified.

Wash in Serenity?

Everyone had a dignified death on Blake's 7 except for Cally. She died off-screen, calling Blake by name, even though he hadn't been seen on the series for a whole year!

PizzaJedi81: Mugato: Well at least we're not arguing about whether Boba Fett really died like they're doing in the comments section of the article so we have that going for us. Which is nice.

Well, there really ISN'T any debate. He lived, having been rescued by, uh...what's his name? The bandage wrapped bounty hunter. You know the one.

Sadly... yes, yes I do.

/Dengar

Duke harkonan in the original movie with sting? I vaguely remember a plug being pulled out and black goo going everywhere while his hover chair spins in circles.

Mateorocks: Trinity. Worst scene in the history of movies.

NEO..... I...I Think I might have left the microwave on when we left zion

Sybarite: The Lone Gunmen

They died?

Zotoh Zhaan
Ensign Sito Jaxa
Derek Reese

RexTalionis: Jadzia Dax of Deep Space 9

Undignified because the actress who played her left DS9 for Becker.

I_C_Weener: How did Professor X "get better"?

And I have to say Kirk and Hicks/Newt were just about the worst deaths possible.

TFA: "Actually, it could have been worse - in earlier script drafts, Hicks was randomly killed by a safety beam, and Newt was drowned in her cryo chamber."

Um, isn't that what the movie says happened?

Fox Mulder.

You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.

Most dignified death: Uncle Bob - Terminator 2

Baron Harkonnen: The death of Captain Kirk truly sucked. Having a bridge dropped on him while fighting for the remote control? Sucks.

It did suck, but I would point you to the few seconds before Kirk jumped onto the rickety bridge. Kirk sees how unstable the bridge is and pauses. What you see, in a rare example of subtle acting by Shatner, is the realization that he has to jump...but that he won't survive. This moment is Kirk's final Kobayashi Maru test, and one that he can't cheat his way through!

Lame death, lame movie, but I thought that bit made it somewhat interesting.

What about this guy?