Must be Ann of Ann's Cannons.

ewww.

Ed Finnerty: I liked the second story:

Mom banned for being 'too old' for short skirts

UK: A 28-year-old mother of four was stopped from entering not one, but three nightclubs in a town in the UK by bouncers as she was 'too old' to wear skimpy clothing.

Somewhere, Pedobear is nodding.

The story was on here a couple of days ago...
oh, and

I came for pics. There are none.

I'll check back later, hopefully I can come for pics then.

/grannies
//mmmmmm

GRANNY PANTY THREAD!

Ed Finnerty: I liked the second story:

Mom banned for being 'too old' for short skirts

UK: A 28-year-old mother of four was stopped from entering not one, but three nightclubs in a town in the UK by bouncers as she was 'too old' to wear skimpy clothing.

Somewhere, Pedobear is nodding.


Guess you missed Monday's thread. (new window)

That's a threesome I could get into!

Pics? Pics? Ah, HERE they are. (new window)

Here, I found one from the 2nd story (the 28 year old mother of four who dresses like a prostitute in nightclubs):


/You're all incredibly welcome.

And for those too lazy to click... (hot of course... well, the link, anyway).

As I read the article, it's a mother-daughter combination and not grandmother-daughter. The mom is also a grandma, but not to the one posing with her.

//not a bookmark

BumpInTheNight: You're all incredibly welcome.

Umm, dude. The article about her was greenlit the other day in thread 6896427. You're a little late.

Wow. Those have got to be the most soulless eyes I have ever seen in my life. That young girl looks like there's just not a thought at all in her head.

Good body, though, so I guess that'll work in her future profession.

Kilg0re Tr0ut: Pics? Pics? Ah, HERE they are. (new window)

Co.uk, you could warn someone before they're charged for long distance internet.

Looks like she's been training for a while. Her eyes are already dead.

BumpInTheNight: Here, I found one from the 2nd story (the 28 year old mother of four who dresses like a prostitute in nightclubs):
img.thesun.co.uk

/You're all incredibly welcome.

Was on fark about 2 days ago.

http://www.fark.com/comments/6896427#new

Or failmitter could have just linked to the actual Mirror article. (new window)

/Grandma's no Helen Mirren
//you have been warned

"if the money is good enough?" Oh, you ignorant ice princess.

Dinjiin: BumpInTheNight: You're all incredibly welcome.

Umm, dude. The article about her was greenlit the other day in thread 6896427. You're a little late.

That's where I went to get that awesome gigantic picture with the wrinkly breasts for this thread, obviously. Catbert's link specifically.

BumpInTheNight: awesome gigantic picture with the wrinkly breasts

Why? Why do you do this to us? Do you not realize how incredibly expensive eye bleach is? And that shiat stings!

I don't think posing nude is quite the career it was back in granny's day.

Don't get me wrong, there's still a demand for such pictures. But nowadays they have this thing called the internet, where you can get all sorts of naked pics for free, the supply is ridiculously high meaning the value per picture is pretty low.

Maybe just learn a trade like stripping or whoring.

Dinjiin: BumpInTheNight: awesome gigantic picture with the wrinkly breasts

Why? Why do you do this to us? Do you not realize how incredibly expensive eye bleach is? And that shiat stings!

Its for subby for linking to a page with story like this one without a single damn picture in it. :P

Tony_Pepperoni: One question, how do you "Train" to be a topless model?

With a carrot or banana..

It can also do some awful things to a boy's self-esteem.

sexy-fetus:

Co.uk, you could warn someone before they're charged for long distance internet.

Nah, it's okay. It's a British site, so you'll just get charged in pence or pounds or some other weird currency that isn't actually real.

Tony_Pepperoni: One question, how do you "Train" to be a topless model?

She can come out to my place and I'll go through the steps with her. There's more to it than you'd think -- lots of unusual bending, stretching, squeezing and the like -- so it's important for her to solicit the input of a professional like me.

doglover: BumpInTheNight: Here, I found one from the 2nd story (the 28 year old mother of four who dresses like a prostitute in nightclubs):
[img.thesun.co.uk image 640x1084]

/You're all incredibly welcome.

YE farkING GODS!! THAT IS WHAT 28 YEAR OLD WHITE CHICKS LOOK LIKE!?

Specifically, that's what 28-year-old white chicks who popped out the first of 4 kids at age 16, and later got a crappy boob job, look like.

I just threw up in my placenta...

FTFH: 'There's nothing wrong with stripping off'

Oh you English are so quaint with your language: who ever heard of "stripping on"?

learn crafts, cock

Was I the only one to read it this way?

I'll tell you how I feel about the girl in those pics in two years.

For all who are knocking these two, and the 28 year old, keep in mind this is England. These are at least 8s there.