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(Digital Spy) Interesting British porn star has a 640,000-pound penis   (digitalspy.com) divider line 73
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thomps [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 04:50:33 PM
that must cause quite a few people to lire
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 04:51:10 PM
the effort expended to operate that thing must make him rupee'ing
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 04:53:15 PM
ALSO THE VIETNAMESE CURRENCY IS THE DONG
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 04:57:58 PM
Male porn star? He'll probably slam it in a door to make that money back.
 
M0nkeyp0x
2012-01-25 06:13:09 PM
FriarReb98: Male porn star? He'll probably slam it in a door to make that money back.

or any number of female porn stars.

Door might be less painful.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-25 06:14:09 PM
How the fark does he walk?
*click*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Okay, now call the tobacco shop!
 
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-25 06:14:34 PM
Too bad its only worth that much in ass pennies.
 
Dahnkster
2012-01-25 06:16:33 PM
When that penis sits around the house.....
 
tetsoushima
2012-01-25 06:20:06 PM
BumpInTheNight: Too bad its only worth that much in ass pennies.

youtomb.mit.edu

You think you're better than me?
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-25 06:21:46 PM
There's a movie in this somehow, he could play a small town kid who got into the porn industry cause he had a huge @@@@
 
ShowhermyO-face
2012-01-25 06:23:10 PM
How much is that in Romneys?
 
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-25 06:23:56 PM
I know where I can get one for just twenty-two dollars, down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place.
 
tarnok
2012-01-25 06:26:23 PM
Ok, I can't be the only one who noticed that the policy pays out to his boss and thought "That sounds like a very bad idea..."
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 06:27:50 PM
His appendage weighs more...than 1200 elephants?! How in the world does he lug that around?
 
rnatalie [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 06:28:08 PM
Hej raring! Jag har en tolv tums penis!
 
The Wack
2012-01-25 06:28:18 PM
Hector Remarkable: I know where I can get one for just twenty-two dollars, down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place.

If you try, I bet you could talk them down to seventeen.
 
lennavan
2012-01-25 06:29:01 PM
FriarReb98: Male porn star? He'll probably slam it in a door to make that money back.

Eh I can't fault you, you definitely won't be the only one who read this far:

"A British porn star has insured his"

and then immediately stopped and closed the window. But later in the article it did say its his boss/company who gets the money, not him.
 
blahpers
2012-01-25 06:34:12 PM
thomps: ALSO THE VIETNAMESE CURRENCY IS THE DONG

Euro-verplaying it.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 06:34:18 PM
Apos: His appendage weighs more...than 1200 elephants?! How in the world does he lug that around?


Whoops...My math is off. That should be 42 elephants. Talk about a hefty premium!
 
lake_huron
2012-01-25 06:36:03 PM
The Wack: Hector Remarkable: I know where I can get one for just twenty-two dollars, down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place.

If you try, I bet you could talk them down to seventeen.

Once found one in a medicine cabinet. Must be someone who leaves it there sometimes.
 
iron_city_ap
2012-01-25 06:37:02 PM
ShowhermyO-face

How much is that in Romneys?

Not sure, but he could pay for the penis in 16 days 20 hours 24 minutes and 25 seconds.
 
Jixa
2012-01-25 06:49:01 PM
At least is isn't 640,000 stone. (I'd hate to be his tailor if that was the case.)

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PonceAlyosha
2012-01-25 06:55:28 PM
Matt Hughes is better and probably bigger too.
 
Jim Gordon
2012-01-25 06:56:15 PM
That's what is considered "professional" over the pond?
 
Equilibrist [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:05:23 PM
How did Farkers miss this link: Link (new window)
 
jingks
2012-01-25 07:06:13 PM
That's gotta be more than 9000 penises.
 
CthulhuCalling
2012-01-25 07:06:17 PM
FriarReb98: Male porn star? He'll probably slam it in a door to make that money back.

Would that be the BACK door?
 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:10:22 PM
640,000-pound penis

MTBF?

That's what, a week?
 
jingks
2012-01-25 07:11:33 PM
The earlier story was posted last week.

"I have never received any offers of this kind of work nor would I never consider doing it in a million years," she is quoted as saying. "I just want to be left alone."

Sure you do. That's why you went to a newspaper about your vagina.
 
Ishkur [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:11:46 PM
Apos: His appendage weighs more...than 1200 elephants?! How in the world does he lug that around?

with great pride.
 
suburbanguy
2012-01-25 07:12:18 PM
tarnok: Ok, I can't be the only one who noticed that the policy pays out to his boss and thought "That sounds like a very bad idea..."

Honestly, that's SOP in the business world. If you had a business that hinged on an employee's specific...um...talent, you would insure it. Similar to a key-man policy for an owner.
 
Kanemano
2012-01-25 07:12:43 PM
"I don't plan on losing my penis any time soon. The worst part is that if anything does ever happen, the money gets paid out to Frank Lipari, my boss."


Never put yourself in a position that if you lose your penis, someone else benefits
 
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-25 07:13:42 PM
It's big, but it's really not that big.

NSFW
 
rev. dave
2012-01-25 07:14:58 PM
How heavy and what super expensive metal is his piercing made of?
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:17:33 PM
Oh bullsh*t. Tell that to Mandingo.

/a beef jerky any white girl would love and could feed her family on.
 
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-25 07:26:47 PM
www.evilmilk.com

/hot and ready to fertilize
 
ZekeMacNeil [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 07:37:04 PM
I've got 90,000 pounds in my pajamas
 
MandahBear
2012-01-25 07:37:08 PM
Hm.
 
Coastalgrl
2012-01-25 07:37:35 PM
It's not a tumor!
 
SquiggelyGrounders
2012-01-25 07:40:23 PM
how does she walk?
 
fusillade762
2012-01-25 07:43:36 PM
thomps: that must cause quite a few people to lire

I think that estimate is hyperinflated.


FriarReb98: Male porn star? He'll probably slam it in a door to make that money back.

Or drive it into a lake and claim he was swerving to avoid a bird.
 
sxacho
2012-01-25 07:43:51 PM
My penis is so big it's measured in Rhode Island standard units.
 
JonnyG
2012-01-25 07:48:50 PM
/proud home to a Million Dollar package
 
Newlow
2012-01-25 07:56:09 PM
I wonder how they calculated the premium on that policy? Based on loss experience?
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-25 08:22:45 PM
Yeah it might be worth $1000000. But how much exactly does it weigh?
 
Arkanaut
2012-01-25 08:27:42 PM
Perfect for subby's mom.
 
bssrf4
2012-01-25 08:39:36 PM
Another publicity move? Me thinks so.

Large wanged dudes can't be that hard to find and recruit.
 
reveal101
2012-01-25 08:40:42 PM
ZekeMacNeil: I've got 90,000 pounds in my pajamas

I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge!
 
wambu
2012-01-25 09:07:12 PM
Thread OK without pics.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
 
Gergesa
2012-01-25 09:13:16 PM
Well naturally I did a GIS search for him. He needs to exercise more. Thought I was going to say something about his penis eh? Nope, breaking from the trend here.
 
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