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Three men attempt home invasion robbery with handgun, shotgun and sword, are fought back by homeowner and another resident who introduces them to his little friend. Or as they call it in South Carolina, Tuesday
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mr_a
2012-01-25 07:10:22 AM
That article had some of the worse violence I have ever seen...committed against the English language. My 5th grade teacher would have had a field day with her red pen.
PainInTheASP
2012-01-25 07:16:20 AM
Not clear if the bandits took anything? I'm going to go out on a limb and say "the meth".
St_Francis_P
2012-01-25 07:47:31 AM
Complete with file photo of a sword, in case that's unclear.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-25 07:58:19 AM
PainInTheASP
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Not clear if the bandits took anything? I'm going to go out on a limb and say "the meth".
That area is a bit more upscale so my vote is on coke, cash and valuables traded for coke.
Father_Jack
2012-01-25 08:23:48 AM
St_Francis_P
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Complete with file photo of a sword, in case that's unclear.
came here to say this, more or less. so glad they had that otherwise i wouldve had no idea what they were talking about.
pedobearapproved
2012-01-25 08:24:10 AM
what a sword might look like:
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-25 08:26:38 AM
If you have to break into a home, try to find one where no one is home.
What's the point of trying to rob someone who might be home (and armed)?
duffman13
2012-01-25 08:29:23 AM
It's always funnier when a sword is used.
Anybody remember the one in baltimore a couple years back where some nerd with a samurai sword killed the intruder?
BHShaman
2012-01-25 08:40:46 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2MdIXjZOjgWPyLJQ27VL0DXU1xUV uB0JxSqRhEs9I5KXSnDlI8xpaA2Fb
USCLaw2010
2012-01-25 08:44:37 AM
Horry County. It's truly God's country.
/What's the over/under on the sword robber being the unemployed beer drinking guy on his couch in the article posted a couple weeks ago?
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-25 08:47:47 AM
Penis mightier?
lewismarktwo
2012-01-25 08:57:49 AM
No 21 foot rule?
pedobearapproved
2012-01-25 09:13:19 AM
spentmiles
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the_rev: spentmiles: A sword wielded by a trained fighter is one hundred times more lethal than any gun.
Yeah? You stand 100 feet away with your sword, and I will stand here with my deer rifle.
100 feet? Why handicap yourself? I could throw a sword, decapitate you, and have the sword boomeranged back in my hand before you could clear leather.
Why do you think I'm missing a hand today? be safe
Stabone33
2012-01-25 09:14:59 AM
spentmiles
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A sword wielded by a trained fighter is one hundred times more lethal than any gun.
It's not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
TwistedIvory
2012-01-25 09:17:15 AM
subby
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another resident who introduces them to his little friend. Or as they call it in South Carolina, Tuesday
Tuesday is his little friend?
lack of warmth
2012-01-25 09:31:42 AM
Meh, stupid white people.
HighlanderRPI
2012-01-25 09:36:01 AM
Wasn't this the plot to Lethal Weapon 4?
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-25 09:43:55 AM
lack of warmth
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Meh, stupid white people.
Let's hear what Soap has to say about it.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels(Knives for a Pro)
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doglover
2012-01-25 09:46:10 AM
duffman13
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It's always funnier when a sword is used.
I wouldn't laugh if any of the people I spar with had a live sword. At least, not if I was on the other end of it. There's a reason they used to be issued to soldiers.
knightofargh
2012-01-25 09:50:47 AM
doglover
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I wouldn't laugh if any of the people I spar with had a live sword. At least, not if I was on the other end of it. There's a reason they used to be issued to soldiers.
As a backup to a polearm of some description? Swords are great, but I'd rather face a sword at melee range than a halberd or poleax.
Swords require a decent amount of training to become proficient. Most people won't be able to cut properly on their first try. I've eaten flat hits from novices a few too many times, still hurt less than edge hits but are really bad for the blade.
garycarroll
2012-01-25 09:53:58 AM
Stabone33
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spentmiles: A sword wielded by a trained fighter is one hundred times more lethal than any gun.
It's not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
To be fair, based on number of shots fired vs number of people hit, blasters evidently were pretty random.
doglover
2012-01-25 10:04:48 AM
knightofargh
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Swords require a decent amount of training to become proficient. Most people won't be able to cut properly on their first try
A flat is moot if you've got a gladius or rapier. Even a kendo guy can learn tsuki.
Personally, I like a nice thrust more than anything because, especially with a two handed thing, the enemy's far away AND dead. But yeah, you can easily fark up a sword swing the first few times, but it's not rocket surgery. Anyone in a fighting sport can safely be assumed to be dangerous with each swing of a real weapon after an hour or two or disregarded at your peril.
The problem with the news is that we only see the psychos and nerds with wall hangers because, like Tommy guns, swords are an expensive hobby and people who have that kind of bread don't really interact much with crime at home.
knightofargh
2012-01-25 10:08:04 AM
doglover
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The problem with the news is that we only see the psychos and nerds with wall hangers because, like Tommy guns, swords are an expensive hobby and people who have that kind of bread don't really interact much with crime at home.
That's the truth.
I've also spent a decent amount of time back when I did ARMA pulling dents from greaves. Why the hell are the new guys incapable of a good swing unless it's to my shin?
doglover
2012-01-25 10:11:04 AM
knightofargh
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doglover: The problem with the news is that we only see the psychos and nerds with wall hangers because, like Tommy guns, swords are an expensive hobby and people who have that kind of bread don't really interact much with crime at home.
That's the truth.
I've also spent a decent amount of time back when I did ARMA pulling dents from greaves. Why the hell are the new guys incapable of a good swing unless it's to my shin?
It's a very natural motion. As opposed to one of those German two handed moves where you move from a bind, grab the other guy's opposite wrist, hook you leg around, and after a brief period of intolerable motion you both wind up wearing the other one's pants.
patentguy
2012-01-25 10:13:15 AM
Father_Jack
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St_Francis_P: Complete with file photo of a sword, in case that's unclear.
came here to say this, more or less. so glad they had that otherwise i wouldve had no idea what they were talking about.
Best part is the file photo of a sword doesn't even show real swords, those are some kind of training dummies.
knightofargh
2012-01-25 10:15:26 AM
doglover
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It's a very natural motion. As opposed to one of those German two handed moves where you move from a bind, grab the other guy's opposite wrist, hook you leg around, and after a brief period of intolerable motion you both wind up wearing the other one's pants.
I see you know your Agrippa. Which is great, unless I know how to counter with Lichtenauer's Alber master strike.
My sparring partner and myself may have a chance to demo a bunch of actual WMA for the next generation (AKA impressionable youths). They will quickly learn that armored fighting looks like MMA, two sweaty guys on the ground trying to shove a dagger into delicate and uncomfortable locations.
/He also considers my new arm armor to be cheating.
//TiAl6V4 full cannons, all the strength of 6 to 8 lbs of steel in a whole 2 lbs.
Noticeably F.A.T.
2012-01-25 10:18:34 AM
AverageAmericanGuy:
If you have to break into a home, try to find one where no one is home.
What's the point of trying to rob someone who might be home (and armed)?
I remember reading a while back about a burglar who like to break in around 5-6pm, because he knew the family would all be in the dining room (I did say a while back). He'd rather have them in the house all in one place than risk them coming home and interrupting him unexpectedly. Of course, the was in Readers Digest, so it's entirely possible this was more of a "ZOMG BURGLERS ARE IN YOUR HOUSE WITH YOU!!1!one" type of article.
doglover
2012-01-25 10:19:45 AM
knightofargh
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doglover: It's a very natural motion. As opposed to one of those German two handed moves where you move from a bind, grab the other guy's opposite wrist, hook you leg around, and after a brief period of intolerable motion you both wind up wearing the other one's pants.
I see you know your Agrippa. Which is great, unless I know how to counter with Lichtenauer's Alber master strike.
My sparring partner and myself may have a chance to demo a bunch of actual WMA for the next generation (AKA impressionable youths). They will quickly learn that armored fighting looks like MMA, two sweaty guys on the ground trying to shove a dagger into delicate and uncomfortable locations.
/He also considers my new arm armor to be cheating.
//TiAl6V4 full cannons, all the strength of 6 to 8 lbs of steel in a whole 2 lbs.
You ever hear of the battle of nations or what'er it's called in Russia. Titanium's gonna be your friend in a hellstorm like that. Especially since the median age of the American team, due again to the budget problems associated with a sport of high costs and limited availability, is about 37
knightofargh
2012-01-25 10:24:47 AM
doglover
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You ever hear of the battle of nations or what'er it's called in Russia. Titanium's gonna be your friend in a hellstorm like that. Especially since the median age of the American team, due again to the budget problems associated with a sport of high costs and limited availability, is about 37
I can't afford a full Ti rig. There's one guy I'm aware of that does them, and they cost damn near 25k. It's on my list if I hit the lottery, full harness under 30 lbs. I'm also too old and broken for Battle of Nations.
The Russians, Hungarians and Poles are insane. Rebated steel I'm okay with, but they do full contact crap with damn near live "rebated" weapons. For some reason my sparring partner doesn't want to demo hooking armor with a polearm using my Lochaber, the hook isn't that nasty.
doglover
2012-01-25 10:29:47 AM
knightofargh
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The Russians, Hungarians and Poles are insane
I know. I love them. And yes, a full titanum harness... I'd have to wear it EVERY DAY FOREVER and still feel like I paid too much.
knightofargh
2012-01-25 10:34:05 AM
doglover
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I know. I love them. And yes, a full titanum harness... I'd have to wear it EVERY DAY FOREVER and still feel like I paid too much.
My pieced together harness is creeping up on 2k. Once I add Ti cuisses and cased greaves it will be there. I will also probably stop upgrading at that point.
doglover
2012-01-25 10:40:11 AM
knightofargh
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doglover: I know. I love them. And yes, a full titanum harness... I'd have to wear it EVERY DAY FOREVER and still feel like I paid too much.
My pieced together harness is creeping up on 2k. Once I add Ti cuisses and cased greaves it will be there. I will also probably stop upgrading at that point.
Nice, nice. Here in Tokyo the only place I know where to get armor reliably is super expensive. A full kit would easily be 3K. Just the gambesons run about 2-300.
Stabone33
2012-01-25 10:44:13 AM
garycarroll
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It's not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
To be fair, based on number of shots fired vs number of people hit, blasters evidently were pretty random.
True, though when I got older, I always thought it was curious that hacking off limbs and splitting skulls in half was more elegant and civilized than putting small holes in them.
knightofargh
2012-01-25 10:45:37 AM
doglover
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Nice, nice. Here in Tokyo the only place I know where to get armor reliably is super expensive. A full kit would easily be 3K. Just the gambesons run about 2-300.
Try armstreet for gambesons, full linen is optional but recommended. If you are seriously looking for gear I can get you in touch with a bunch of armorers that will happily ship international as long as you are willing to pay shipping and customs.
One of these months I need to toss a pic of my harness into my profile. That of course would require me to have pictures of my harness on me, I hate cameras. However I love attention, it's hard to reconcile.
FightDirector
2012-01-25 10:53:16 AM
knightofargh
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My sparring partner and myself may have a chance to demo a bunch of actual WMA for the next generation (AKA impressionable youths). They will quickly learn that armored fighting looks like MMA, two sweaty guys on the ground trying to shove a dagger into delicate and uncomfortable locations.
/He also considers my new arm armor to be cheating.
//TiAl6V4 full cannons, all the strength of 6 to 8 lbs of steel in a whole 2 lbs.
That's because it farking IS cheating!
/insert objection about it not being "period" here
//followed by grousing about not having enough money to buy my own, which I TOTALLY WOULD if it were feasiible at all right now, in a show of utter hypocrisy about the whole "not period" thing
knightofargh
2012-01-25 11:08:15 AM
FightDirector
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knightofargh:
My sparring partner and myself may have a chance to demo a bunch of actual WMA for the next generation (AKA impressionable youths). They will quickly learn that armored fighting looks like MMA, two sweaty guys on the ground trying to shove a dagger into delicate and uncomfortable locations.
/He also considers my new arm armor to be cheating.
//TiAl6V4 full cannons, all the strength of 6 to 8 lbs of steel in a whole 2 lbs.
That's because it farking IS cheating!
/insert objection about it not being "period" here
//followed by grousing about not having enough money to buy my own, which I TOTALLY WOULD if it were feasiible at all right now, in a show of utter hypocrisy about the whole "not period" thing
insert comeatmemilord.jpg here since I can't find the farker on GIS
Since when did you become a period nazi?
Lunaville
2012-01-25 11:13:33 AM
doglover
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duffman13: It's always funnier when a sword is used.
I wouldn't laugh if any of the people I spar with had a live sword. At least, not if I was on the other end of it. There's a reason they used to be issued to soldiers.
My Grandmother was a nurse at a military school. One evening a couple of the cadets were horsing around with their swords. She had to call an ambulance when one of them incurred a neck wound. Neck wound guy was fine, but she had to sedate the other one who thought he'd murdered his best friend. She got angry with us, the grandkids living with her, because we laughed. I don't know, maybe we were just mean kids.
FightDirector
2012-01-25 11:20:50 AM
knightofargh
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FightDirector: knightofargh:
My sparring partner and myself may have a chance to demo a bunch of actual WMA for the next generation (AKA impressionable youths). They will quickly learn that armored fighting looks like MMA, two sweaty guys on the ground trying to shove a dagger into delicate and uncomfortable locations.
/He also considers my new arm armor to be cheating.
//TiAl6V4 full cannons, all the strength of 6 to 8 lbs of steel in a whole 2 lbs.
That's because it farking IS cheating!
/insert objection about it not being "period" here
//followed by grousing about not having enough money to buy my own, which I TOTALLY WOULD if it were feasiible at all right now, in a show of utter hypocrisy about the whole "not period" thing
insert comeatmemilord.jpg here since I can't find the farker on GIS
Since when did you become a period nazi?
I didn't. Learn 2 Sarcasm.
In fact, that'll be a $100 fine for not getting the joke. I'll use that as the down payment on a new set of Ti cuisses.
knightofargh
2012-01-25 11:26:22 AM
FightDirector
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In fact, that'll be a $100 fine for not getting the joke. I'll use that as the down payment on a new set of Ti cuisses.
Take it off your tab?
I know a guy that can do you spring steel cuisses for relatively cheap.
umad
2012-01-25 12:13:32 PM
mr_a
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That article had some of the worse violence I have ever seen...committed against the English language. My 5th grade teacher would have had a field day with her red pen.
Worse than what?
Knara
2012-01-25 01:31:10 PM
garycarroll
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To be fair, based on number of shots fired vs number of people hit, blasters evidently were pretty random.
Turns out this is the case with modern weaponry, too. Modern military units shoot a crapload of rounds at opposing forces, but for the amount of fire they produce from small arms, actual hits on personnel are relatively small.
/its hard to hit something at any range when you're taking fire and behind cover
coldones
2012-01-25 01:34:37 PM
Maybe the guy with the sword was Kangol Kid who is still bitter about the time Roxanne Roxanne mocked him for carrying a sword?
Knara
2012-01-25 02:11:00 PM
knightofargh
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My sparring partner and myself may have a chance to demo a bunch of actual WMA for the next generation (AKA impressionable youths). They will quickly learn that armored fighting looks like MMA, two sweaty guys on the ground trying to shove a dagger into delicate and uncomfortable locations.
Obligatory:
knightofargh
2012-01-25 02:15:10 PM
Knara
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knightofargh: My sparring partner and myself may have a chance to demo a bunch of actual WMA for the next generation (AKA impressionable youths). They will quickly learn that armored fighting looks like MMA, two sweaty guys on the ground trying to shove a dagger into delicate and uncomfortable locations.
Obligatory:
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You're not wrong. Surviving fechtbuchen indicate that the rondel dagger was used a ton as was grappling. Mind you, there is nothing quite like the sensation of being thrown with 50 - 60 lbs. of gear attached. IJA guys get it worse, their initial training involves sitting on a fence while some other IJA lunatic hits them repeatedly with a lance.
Pissy Trucker
2012-01-25 04:06:03 PM
StoPPeRmobile
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lack of warmth: Meh, stupid white people.
Let's hear what Soap has to say about it.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels(Knives for a Pro) (new window)
That might be the dream scenario you have, but let's look at the reality of this . . .
Swordfighting at Qmart
(new window)
Shooting M1 Garand & Mosin Nagant M44
(new window)
Stuntmen-Knife Throwing
(new window)
/sadly, this is the state I'm from
//There's a reason I'm not suprised about this article
TrainedWalrus
2012-01-26 02:49:11 AM
knightofargh
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For some reason my sparring partner doesn't want to demo hooking armor with a polearm using my Lochaber, the hook isn't that nasty.
No idea what the fark you're talking about but it sounds like it involves 2 Thai whores and a medieval knight. I'm in.
knightofargh
2012-01-26 08:40:48 AM
TrainedWalrus
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knightofargh: For some reason my sparring partner doesn't want to demo hooking armor with a polearm using my Lochaber, the hook isn't that nasty.
No idea what the fark you're talking about but it sounds like it involves 2 Thai whores and a medieval knight. I'm in.
I'm not shy. You can do just about anything in armor that you can normally. Even that.
Unfortunately it's more prosaic than it sounds.
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