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(Guardian) Interesting From the 'will replace the whale in your nightmares' department: Newt Gingrich eats Sarah Palin   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 15
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2012-01-25 08:34:08 AM
Well, I suppose that is better than just eating her out...


/now try and get that image out of your head....
 
2012-01-25 08:45:47 AM
Slives: Well, I suppose that is better than just eating her out...


/now try and get that image out of your head....


Why would that happen, has Sarah Palin been diagnosed with a disease?
/aside from the crazies
 
2012-01-25 08:48:35 AM
RedPhoenix122: Slives: Well, I suppose that is better than just eating her out...


/now try and get that image out of your head....

Why would that happen, has Sarah Palin been diagnosed with a disease?
/aside from the crazies


Whoops, I meant his current wife.
 
2012-01-25 09:05:50 AM
www.anunews.net

They deserve each other.

/hot like ethics charges
 
2012-01-25 09:18:34 AM
That would be epic: Gingrich dumps the Joker and gets with Palin. It would be like a Hick Marriage born in Hell.
 
2012-01-25 09:43:17 AM
Well, Newt does like blowjobs.
 
2012-01-25 10:09:55 AM
I expect less than a hundred comments on this article, why because I think Sarah's 15 minutes are finally winding down.

Why do you think that Spongeboob you may ask.
She can't get a sequel reality show produced, Says one network insider, "I think it's safe to say her time has passed." Link (new window)
But she still has a gig with Fox News you say, well until 2013 and she has angered management there Link (new window)
And look at this from yesterday Link (new window) Remember the days when any Palin thread was several hundred comments long.

The base can't hear Sarah over all the other derp spewers, and she abandoned them in their darkest hour just when she could have swooped in and been the savior that they longed for her to be.

The haters, well they have people out there everyday saying idiotic, hateful things to focus on. And the people in the spotlight are actually running for president or in elected office, they are you know relevant.

But this is good news for both groups. The haters can finally ignore her, or take glee in her fall. For her die hard supporters they can take comfort in the fact that she is much closer to taking her clothes off for attention, and if they are really lucky maybe she will finally sleep with them.
 
2012-01-25 10:10:13 AM
I am puzzled by how Newt made it this far. Surely someone can note the irony in family value types voting for an adulterer(among other things) and against a man who seemingly has only had one wife.
 
2012-01-25 10:54:39 AM
You want to know how I know Newt wouldn't eat Palin?

Newt likes his women younger than his present wife so he would be going after Bristol or Willow. Willow is almost legal isn't she, wiki has her born in 1994 so she is legal this year.

Newt likes bjs, I never saw an article that said he likes giving oral sex.
/Oral sex so he can say I never slept with that woman according to Al Franken.
//If Al wasn't a senator he would have a field day with newt's run.
 
2012-01-25 11:29:09 AM
spongeboob: I expect less than a hundred comments on this article, why because I think Sarah's 15 minutes are finally winding down.

Why do you think that Spongeboob you may ask.
She can't get a sequel reality show produced, Says one network insider, "I think it's safe to say her time has passed." Link (new window)
But she still has a gig with Fox News you say, well until 2013 and she has angered management there Link (new window)
And look at this from yesterday Link (new window) Remember the days when any Palin thread was several hundred comments long.

The base can't hear Sarah over all the other derp spewers, and she abandoned them in their darkest hour just when she could have swooped in and been the savior that they longed for her to be.

The haters, well they have people out there everyday saying idiotic, hateful things to focus on. And the people in the spotlight are actually running for president or in elected office, they are you know relevant.

But this is good news for both groups. The haters can finally ignore her, or take glee in her fall. For her die hard supporters they can take comfort in the fact that she is much closer to taking her clothes off for attention, and if they are really lucky maybe she will finally sleep with them.


You . . . sure put a lot of effort into tracking Palin's reputation.
 
2012-01-25 12:03:38 PM
spongeboob: But this is good news for both groups. The haters can finally ignore her, or take glee in her fall. For her die hard supporters they can take comfort in the fact that she is much closer to taking her clothes off for attention, and if they are really lucky maybe she will finally sleep with them.

"You know, the lieberal lamestream MSM media says sleeping in your own home is a virtue, but you and I and all our mavericky real murhkins know better! So that is why I am calling on you to do what our great country and god would want and let me crash on your couch tonight! Maybe if you betcha conservative Reagan-themed cards right, I might even play that there stripping poker!"
 
2012-01-25 12:10:36 PM
Palin has man jowls now, she lost her looks.
 
2012-01-25 12:30:03 PM
Hadley is an odd name.

She is kinda cute.
 
mhd
2012-01-25 01:14:20 PM
Starring Lisa Ann and Ron Jeremy?
 
2012-01-25 01:48:37 PM
blahpers: spongeboob: .

You . . . sure put a lot of effort into tracking Palin's reputation.


What else am I gonna do go to work early and get caught up on paperwork.

Leo Bloom's Freakout: spongeboob: But this is good news for both groups. The haters can finally ignore her, or take glee in her fall. For her die hard supporters they can take comfort in the fact that she is much closer to taking her clothes off for attention, and if they are really lucky maybe she will finally sleep with them.

"You know, the lieberal lamestream MSM media says sleeping in your own home is a virtue, but you and I and all our mavericky real murhkins know better! So that is why I am calling on you to do what our great country and god would want and let me crash on your couch tonight! Maybe if you betcha conservative Reagan-themed cards right, I might even play that there stripping poker!"


That sounds exactly like her.
 
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