You would think she could have made the team as a swimmer.

Nice, submitter. Well-played.

Woman born without T-Rex arms due to Thalidomide becomes the British Paralympic team masseuse. I love happy endings

Get it right subby, I saw the pictures

"Woman born without arms... "

She has arms; they're just really, really short arms.

I blame Billy Joel for this.

She was born without arms? How does she feel?

AverageAmericanGuy: She was born without arms? How does she feel reach the stove?

Here the Cheat, have a trop.... oh no wait, this one's for Subby.

I bet she has a side job of running a foot fetish porn website.

Splinshints: I blame Billy Joel for this.



/Always thought that line was "Children of the little mind" until the Internet set me straight.

And as an added bonus, check out Joan Rivers at the top of the sidebar.

Yikes!

/good morning from Seattle!

/letmegetinthayawithmuhstronghand

Cee Lo is a woman.

And a masseuse?

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It was only a couple of flipper babies!

Does she know the meaning of the word "can't"?

There's a video on YouTube of a woman with a similar condition changing her infant's diapers with her feet, unaided. It's pretty neat.

Approves.

Lifeless: Does she know the meaning of the word "can't"?

Maybe, but she can't for the life of her put her finger on it.

snarketyfarker: And as an added bonus, check out Joan Rivers at the top of the sidebar.

Yikes!

Now ya got me thinking about Joan Rivers massaging me with her feet.

/Maybe in 1960something, but lordy, not now.

I love a good foot job.

bad_blood: It was only a couple of flipper babies!

Damn that's good coffee.

Good for her.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

Good for her.

Throw her a fish.

how does she fap?

abhorrent1: how does she fap?

Did you see the picture of her feet? Flexibility and determination can make a fapmaster of anyone.

I'd hit it

You are all terrible, horrible people. I think she is a beautiful woman. It could also be the fact that 4Chan gave me this weird fetish for Thalidomide women.

Gotta say... She has great-looking feet.

/I hate my feet.
//Getting some weird foot envy right now.

goddam it first the billy joel song and now this. how many references to thalidomide to i have to tolerate in one lifetime?

HATERS GONNA HATE

Three pregnant women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this farking sweater."

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Heh...I made that "I Love You" macro back when there were Fark Classifieds. I have been seeing a lot of it about lately, which makes me laugh.

RUUUUULLLLLEEEE 34!!!!!! (NSFW)

She looks like a Kristen Wiig character on SNL.

Doctor_TeethMD: Three pregnant women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this farking sweater."

Oh f**k I'm going to hell, LMAO

supayoda: Gotta say... She has great-looking feet.

/I hate my feet.
//Getting some weird foot envy right now.

go on...

Has anyone alerted Julian Sands?

Yes, but can she run a chainsaw with her feet?

\obscure
\\Irvine Welsh ftw

In other news...

Jets head coach Rex Ryan hires British Paralympics masseuse.