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Urban coyotes loving living in cemetery because it's quiet, has plenty of cover, lots of chew toys
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PhiloeBedoe
2012-01-25 09:29:48 AM
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat...
Sybarite
2012-01-25 10:10:14 AM
Be sure to use Dead Eye or you'll never hit them in the head.
chappy62
2012-01-25 10:21:12 AM
What about urban roadrunners?
cgraves67
2012-01-25 10:23:26 AM
They have a form for you to fill out if you spot a coyote? That's nice. You can waste your time and some bureaucratic desk jockey's at the same time. Then they can track coyote sightings and continue to do nothing about it.
Tom_Slick
2012-01-25 10:28:59 AM
cgraves67
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They have a form for you to fill out if you spot a coyote? That's nice. You can waste your time and some bureaucratic desk jockey's at the same time. Then they can track coyote sightings and continue to do nothing about it.
But they will know they exist and knowing is half the battle.
OldManDownDRoad
2012-01-25 10:34:15 AM
FTFA:
"So we have to keep our pets inside. We have to be careful when we're walking our small dogs at sunrise or at sunset. If you've got ducks or geese or chickens, you've got to be able to put them away in a proper timing. Otherwise what we're doing is we're just feeding the environment for them and come and harass you," said Zuelsdorf.
Guy forgot to mention stocking up on .223 Ballistic Tips . . .
Bruxellensis
2012-01-25 10:35:23 AM
Sybarite
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Be sure to use Dead Eye or you'll never hit them in the head.
"Guess I am a shooter." -JM
OldManDownDRoad
2012-01-25 10:36:27 AM
PhiloeBedoe
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With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat...
You're thinking of a cougar . . .
/alimony paying her bills
Le Bomb Suprize
2012-01-25 10:40:40 AM
"Coyote" is one of my favorite words. Just thought I'd share.
smed7
2012-01-25 10:51:43 AM
PhiloeBedoe
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With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat...
So full of win!
/searching for some II to quench my thirst
funk_soul_bubby
2012-01-25 10:53:53 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
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I wonder how many of those who are opposed to killing off coyotes in areas that do not include their natural non-mankind influenced range are just fine with setting rat traps, using bugspray, etc.
Yeah, they're cute allright. Especially when they're killing your cat
[www.alleghenyfront.org image 283x275]
We lost two calves this year. The coyotes wait until the cows are ready to calf. They pounce as soon as the calf comes out. We had a bounty hunter knocking them off for a month or so. DNR said there was probably a food source, and lo and behold there's a Perdue turkey farm right down the road. They're a nuisance and need to be driven from where domesticated animals and livestock exist back into the wild.
But they are incredibly crafty.
All_Farked_Up
2012-01-25 11:11:06 AM
Just put an Acme sales catalog & a cell phone in the cemetery, problem solved.
gremlin1
2012-01-25 11:26:22 AM
Wildlife is learning to survive in the city. We have a family of coyotes living downtown in a cemetery. I have seen coyotes in my backyard in the morning on garbage day. My niece chased off a couple of coyotes that were sneaking up on her dog and she also has a problem with bald eagles dive bombing her dog.
blatz514
2012-01-25 11:32:14 AM
smed7
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PhiloeBedoe: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat...
So full of win!
/searching for some II to quench my thirst
I had to go back and read the headline to get that.
Brilliant!
Rwa2play
2012-01-25 12:06:09 PM
All_Farked_Up
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Just put an Acme sales catalog & a cell phone in the cemetery, problem solved.
WIN.
Shakespeare's Monkey
2012-01-25 12:41:05 PM
DId not read the headline carefully.
LANshark
2012-01-25 12:43:41 PM
True Men Don't Kill Coyotes
Dahnkster
2012-01-25 05:08:08 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey
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DId not read the headline carefully.
[urban cowboy.jpg]
I was thinkin' the same. Love that movie and especially this song...
(pops like Uncle Bud in a refinery fire)
Dahnkster
2012-01-25 05:33:48 PM
Bunny screams make a great call to attract coyotes. An authentic 'really good' bunny scream will make the hair on your arms stand at attention...Clarice.
Omahawg
2012-01-25 11:27:10 PM
funk_soul_bubby
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I wonder how many of those who are opposed to killing off coyotes in areas that do not include their natural non-mankind influenced range are just fine with setting rat traps, using bugspray, etc.
Yeah, they're cute allright. Especially when they're killing your cat
[www.alleghenyfront.org image 283x275]
We lost two calves this year. The coyotes wait until the cows are ready to calf. They pounce as soon as the calf comes out. We had a bounty hunter knocking them off for a month or so. DNR said there was probably a food source, and lo and behold there's a Perdue turkey farm right down the road. They're a nuisance and need to be driven from where domesticated animals and livestock exist back into the wild.
But they are incredibly crafty.
this is why god invented barns?
we got the mountain lions coming back here and compared to them the coyotes ain't nothing but chump change
danielpauldavis
2012-01-26 04:15:44 PM
Yep. We here in Claremont began getting coyotes out of the north hills about 40 years ago. Now they are at the extreme south end of the city, living in the cemetary. They live there--my wife has seen them while walking her Rottweiller (I'm very curious what one would call a coyote-Rottweiller mix: cottweiller? Royote? I must find out some time).
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