Well, maybe she was right. It does happen.

It's good to set realistic goals.

Isn't this the GOP platform?

It is not known if the couple is divorced.

So, she might be single?

dahmers love zombie: Well...are they hot and/or slutty? This is pretty important information.

7 year olds, dude.

I wonder if a stripper school would be successful.

Maybe an online course.

I mail you the pole; you learn to use it.

Be all you can be.

Pell grants?

It would be funny if the 12 year old became a stripper and the 7 year old was pregnant by 16.

ps69: dahmers love zombie: Well...are they hot and/or slutty? This is pretty important information.

7 year olds, dude.

TOO OLD OR TOO YOUNG. ITS NEVER PREFECT IS IT PEDO BEAR

ps69: dahmers love zombie: Well...are they hot and/or slutty? This is pretty important information.

7 year olds, dude.

My gfs mother had an idea for what each of her daughters would do, and is still very insidious about pushing them in that direction.

Oldest Daughter: Psychologist
Middle Daughter: Nurse
Youngest Daughter: Hairdresser

All of the daughters are in their 30s now, and only the middle daughter has done what her mom wanted. The other two still endure snide comments, angry tirades, guilt trips, about not doing what their mom decided they should do.

wildstarr: FTFA

The man told deputies he refused to get close because he was worried Collinsworth would try to run him over. Collinsworth became angry that the man wouldn't come near her car and subsequently tried to run him over.

Is this ironic? Thanks to years of Fark I have no clue what is or isn't irony.

Thanks to Alanis Morissette an entire generation has no clue what ironic means.

I swear, you can tell with some kids.

wildstarr: FTFA

The man told deputies he refused to get close because he was worried Collinsworth would try to run him over. Collinsworth became angry that the man wouldn't come near her car and subsequently tried to run him over.

Is this ironic? Thanks to years of Fark I have no clue what is or isn't irony.

Ashame you don't know. Or else you'd get special points. Collect 1x10^10000 points and win a free PC with Windows 8!!!

Mugato: jst3p: Thanks to Alanis Morissette an entire generation has no clue what ironic means.

Poor Alanis. She wrote that song when she was 19 and it's going to haunt her forever. That and farking the douchebag from Full House.

I can forgive her, she is God.

Grables'Daughter: Well, there are certainly worse professions out there.

And older ones.

Hardwired into everyone's head is the person they're gonna be.
Growing up's not a matter of choice it's a matter of wait-and-see.

dahmers love zombie : Well...are they hot and/or slutty? This is pretty important information.

jst3p: It would be funny if the 12 year old became a stripper and the 7 year old was pregnant by 16.

Obviously the 7-year-old is the hot one, and the 12-year-old is the slutty one.

macadamnut: dahmers love zombie : Well...are they hot and/or slutty? This is pretty important information.

jst3p: It would be funny if the 12 year old became a stripper and the 7 year old was pregnant by 16.

Obviously the 7-year-old is the hot one, and the 12-year-old is the slutty one.

Why do they have to be hot or slutty?

I have less of a problem with this than mothers who teach their daughters that they are princesses, and some man will come along and take care of their every need, because THEY ARE PRECIOUS PRINCESSES DAMMIT.

set low, attainable goals, and you'll never be disappointed.

This article is worthless without pictures.

Grables'Daughter: Well, there are certainly worse professions out there.

Pregnant underage stripper?

jst3p: wildstarr: FTFA

The man told deputies he refused to get close because he was worried Collinsworth would try to run him over. Collinsworth became angry that the man wouldn't come near her car and subsequently tried to run him over.

Is this ironic? Thanks to years of Fark I have no clue what is or isn't irony.

Thanks to Alanis Morissette an entire generation has no clue what ironic means.

Her usage of the word throughout the song is ironic, though. Mayhaps that was her intent? The refrain is asking the listener if 'it' is ironic.

Here's the mugshot of mom:


http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Jennifer_Collinsworth_5917930/

TubCat: Here's the mugshot of mom:
[florida.arrests.org image 240x320]

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Jennifer_Collinsworth_5917930/

I'd penis it's vajayjay

Grables'Daughter: DaAlien: This article is worthless without pictures.

Here you go.

[i277.photobucket.com image 640x509]


There's another stripper thread that's getting a lot more traction than this one...

Surprisingly well-developed for a 7 year old.

Mom??

Seriously, my mom was convinced I'd end up swinging on the pole, but somehow forgot the wasted years of dance classes where I tripped and fell over my own feet constantly. I didn't have the skills needed to be a stripper, but damn if that woman wasn't convinced.

Sounds to me that she wants her daughters to be better than her.

Hey, at least one of the kids has a career path.

rogue_L_chick: Mom??

Seriously, my mom was convinced I'd end up swinging on the pole, but somehow forgot the wasted years of dance classes where I tripped and fell over my own feet constantly. I didn't have the skills needed to be a stripper, but damn if that woman wasn't convinced.

How U doin?

Don't need to dance to strip

Grables'Daughter: rogue_L_chick: Mom??

Seriously, my mom was convinced I'd end up swinging on the pole, but somehow forgot the wasted years of dance classes where I tripped and fell over my own feet constantly. I didn't have the skills needed to be a stripper, but damn if that woman wasn't convinced.

If you mean that you need pole skills, I would argue that fact. I have no pole skills whatsoever and make pretty good money.

Yup A quick look at your profile pics confirms you can make money by just standing there.

(Farkers, do yourself a favor and look...)

rogue_L_chick: Mom??

Seriously, my mom was convinced I'd end up swinging on the pole, but somehow forgot the wasted years of dance classes where I tripped and fell over my own feet constantly. I didn't have the skills needed to be a stripper, but damn if that woman wasn't convinced.

My girlfriend's younger daughter used to take dance classes when she was around 9 or 10. Her paternal grandmother asked her why she was taking them, did she want to be a stripper when she grew up.

Needless to say, a running joke in our house is whether or not we're getting Amanda a pole for Xmas (or her birthday)...

jestme: Isn't this the GOP platform?

No, but I'll betcha that both parents come from a very long line of Democrats. Most rednecks are.

When you know. you know.

I heard a mother yelling her daughter's name and knew she was destined to be a stripper. The voice echoes still, "Destiny Marie!!!"

FTFA:Jennifer Lee Collinsworth was dropping off her daughters when she and her husband of 10 years began arguing over child custody.

It is not known if the couple is divorced.

How many married folks do you know that have child custody arrangements with their partners? Now if you can say 1 or more, how many of them don't have jobs that involve travel at weird times.

At least she got them away from that horrible man that put his thingy in her. God knows what sort of damage he could have done by... raising them. *sigh*