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Priest arrested after being found nude from waist down at adult book store. He is risen
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phlegmmo
2012-01-25 12:50:02 AM
....arrested on indecent exposure charges at an adult book store.
It could have been worse. It could have been a children's book store.
markie_farkie
2012-01-25 01:01:43 AM
So let me understand this.
This guy's in a building full of books, magazines, and DVDs depicting everything on the cover, from some guy getting fisted while he farks a donkey in the ass, to a woman with a dozen dildos in her pussy and some midget dining on her cornhole while she blows three other guys, GETS IN TROUBLE FOR HAVING HIS JUNK OUT IN A PEEP SHOW BOOTH?
WTF.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-25 07:49:48 AM
phlegmmo
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....arrested on indecent exposure charges at an adult book store.
It could have been worse. It could have been a children's book store.
This. I RTFA expecting him to be holding a copy of Dr. Seuss's "It's a Great Day For Up".
Arkanaut
2012-01-25 08:23:17 AM
Behold, he comes quickly.
Father_Jack
2012-01-25 08:24:54 AM
phlegmmo
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....arrested on indecent exposure charges at an adult book store.
It could have been worse. It could have been a children's book store.
more or less over in 1
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-01-25 08:25:03 AM
I wish they still had the really sleazy adult book stores like in the '70s, before they started becoming video stores.
It's almost like sex isn't as dirty as it used to be.
BenJammin
2012-01-25 08:29:25 AM
Bullocks you say?
unchellmatt
2012-01-25 08:29:48 AM
Not impressed with his shenanigans:
Farking Canuck
2012-01-25 08:32:13 AM
See ... the catholic church is learning. They are not trying to cover this up ... they didn't move this priest to a new area where the peep-show operators don't know him.
Now if they would only clean house of all the pedo-protectors in power throughout the church (including the pope) they might actually make their way back from being a criminal organization.
/every dollar you give the catholic church clearly says "I'm OK with you protecting and enabling pedophiles"
BenJammin
2012-01-25 08:33:39 AM
Is this story about Bullock or bullocks?
tetsoushima
2012-01-25 08:41:50 AM
Risen, indeed.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-25 08:53:31 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
:
I wish they still had the really sleazy adult book stores like in the '70s, before they started becoming video stores.
It's almost like sex isn't as dirty as it used to be.
I know huh, that illicit smarmy element really added some spice to it all. Now it's just everywhere like Starbucks.
Damn kids ruin everything.
Kim Jong B Illin
2012-01-25 08:55:07 AM
Glory Holelujah! He has risen!
CravenMorehead
2012-01-25 08:55:34 AM
That beats raping children I suppose.
Nurglitch
2012-01-25 09:05:28 AM
CravenMorehead
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That beats raping children I suppose.
This.
faxman526
2012-01-25 09:07:07 AM
Bonus: it was at Bush River books and movies
Khakimonkey
2012-01-25 09:22:22 AM
markie_farkie
So let me understand this.
This guy's in a building full of books, magazines, and DVDs depicting everything on the cover, from some guy getting fisted while he farks a donkey in the ass, to a woman with a dozen dildos in her pussy and some midget dining on her cornhole while she blows three other guys, GETS IN TROUBLE FOR HAVING HIS JUNK OUT IN A PEEP SHOW BOOTH?
WTF.
Something tells me you're no spring chicken..
lack of warmth
2012-01-25 09:24:02 AM
The Bible doesn't say anything about preisthood having to abstain from sex, just observe the laws of marriage. Wives are way more than sex toys, but that helps alot. Alot of the apostles were married with kids. By not marrying you will not prove yourself better than these guys. Having a companion at home is a huge help in keeping focus on what you're trying to do. The Catholics only like to view wives for preisthood as distractions. You will tell the hypocrites by their fruits. Who ask marriage advice from a virgin?
I knew a guy working at a Bible college in SC that was busted for molesting kids. Also unmarried.
/yes I know Sandusky is married
Marcintosh
2012-01-25 09:30:24 AM
In a letter to parishioners at the Church of the Immaculate Conception in Towson, Rev. Joseph Barr wrote that the Baltimore Archdiocese removed Bullock's "faculties to function
as a priest
" and is investigating the incident.
OH you party boys!
The One True TheDavid
2012-01-25 09:45:49 AM
I didn't know they allowed porn involving little boys in peeps shows in MD. Live & learn.
DrupyDrawrs
2012-01-25 09:45:53 AM
I don't know how these people do this and get caught? All the time I "spent" there, I never got caught!!!
Pert
2012-01-25 10:42:57 AM
"In a letter to parishioners at the Church of the Immaculate Conception in Towson, Rev. Joseph Barr wrote that the Baltimore Archdiocese
removed Bullock's "faculties to function as a priest"
"
They chopped his dick off?
BurnShrike
2012-01-25 10:44:40 AM
Pert
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"In a letter to parishioners at the Church of the Immaculate Conception in Towson, Rev. Joseph Barr wrote that the Baltimore Archdiocese removed Bullock's "faculties to function as a priest""
They chopped his dick off?
No, just his Bullocks.
tcaptain
2012-01-25 11:18:08 AM
Maybe he wanted to be a porn star?
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