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(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy 200,000 years ago women were putting on red ochre lipstick and asking whether this cave bear hide gave them mammoth butts   (physorg.com) divider line 11
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CommieTaoist [TotalFark]
2012-01-24 11:45:38 PM
And 199,999 years, 364 days and 23 hours ago, cavemen began to lie.
/'twas a rough first hour
 
I Said [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 12:10:58 AM
CommieTaoist: And 199,999 years, 364 days and 23 hours ago, cavemen began to lie.
/'twas a rough first hour

That is the perfect post.
 
mr_a [TotalFark]
2012-01-25 05:07:18 AM
I wonder if the Neanderthals also invented multi-level marketing?
 
Bazinga In My Pants
2012-01-25 05:53:54 AM

This is why I'm more of a butt man. Bad tits, you can somewhat hide. Got a bad butt? That you can't hide.

And ladies, don't think you're fooling anyone with the "I'm going to wear a sweater around my bad butt in order to cover it up". It ain't working, ladies. It ain't working.

How a sweater should be worn:


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And how most American women look:

scrapetv.com
 
dragonchild
2012-01-25 08:25:44 AM
I'm hopeless. I saw the words "ochre" and "cave bear" and my mind was back in high school D&D dungeon romps.

/ Female NPCs with a Cha under 8 get an extra hit die!
 
Coronach
2012-01-25 08:44:16 AM
Thanks subby. A morning snert is a wonderful thing.
 
minnkat
2012-01-25 10:16:05 AM
Doesn't help

i.imgur.com
 
kicksmile
2012-01-25 11:55:11 AM
Old News is Ancient, Prehistoric even.

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Torqueknot
2012-01-25 12:18:17 PM
minnkat: Doesn't help

Please, wash her face and comb her hair and a good number of farkers would claim to wanna hit it.
 
Enemabag Jones
2012-01-25 09:46:05 PM
Torqueknot ,minnkat: Doesn't help
Please, wash her face and comb her hair and a good number of farkers would claim to wanna hit it.

I am sure that she has sharp knees to you. Just because some men like real cavewomen, your unrealistic expectations is not my problem.
 
watson.t.hamster
2012-01-25 10:15:30 PM
minnkat: Doesn't help

[i.imgur.com image 615x434]

Maybe they also invented booze.
 
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