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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) PSA If you left 25 pounds of meth in a suitcase at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, police would like a word with you   (ajc.com) divider line 65
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2012-01-24 11:48:32 PM
The 20 pounds of meth will be held for whoever can provide proof of ownership
 
2012-01-25 01:21:10 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: The 20 pounds of meth will be held for whoever can provide proof of ownership

Yeah, but whose gonna be stupid enough to get busted by showing up and trying to claim thier 10 lbs of meth
 
2012-01-25 01:21:31 AM
Worse, so does your boss.
 
2012-01-25 01:23:57 AM
I know the guy who did this. He was chem teacher.
 
2012-01-25 01:27:37 AM
The meth arrived from Mexico City? I read not too long ago that folks were cooking it up at the Wal Mart down the road from the airport.
 
2012-01-25 01:28:16 AM
doglover: I know the guy who did this. He was chem teacher high school dropout.


FTFY.
 
2012-01-25 01:31:29 AM
Oldiron_79: MaudlinMutantMollusk: The 20 pounds of meth will be held for whoever can provide proof of ownership

Yeah, but whose gonna be stupid enough to get busted by showing up and trying to claim thier 10 lbs of meth


Anyone dumb enough to do 5 lbs of meth will no doubt be dumb enough to try to claim it, too.
 
2012-01-25 01:32:28 AM
I would have had to double check my shelves if the headline had said weed instead of meth.
 
2012-01-25 01:32:30 AM
NephilimNexus: Oldiron_79: MaudlinMutantMollusk: The 20 pounds of meth will be held for whoever can provide proof of ownership

Yeah, but whose gonna be stupid enough to get busted by showing up and trying to claim thier 10 lbs of meth

Anyone dumb enough to do 5 lbs of meth will no doubt be dumb enough to try to claim it, too.


The cops and the suitcase last seen heading for Mexico at 150 mph.
 
2012-01-25 01:33:28 AM
Tergiversada: The meth arrived from Mexico City? I read not too long ago that folks were cooking it up at the Wal Mart down the road from the airport.

It's called competition. Why do you hate the free market?
 
2012-01-25 01:35:18 AM
Dammit Jesse !
 
2012-01-25 01:36:31 AM
I know it wasn't mine because I lost 50 pounds.
 
2012-01-25 01:36:49 AM
Tergiversada: The meth arrived from Mexico City? I read not too long ago that folks were cooking it up at the Wal Mart down the road from the airport.

Yeah, and some Farkers brew their own beer. Don't understand global commercial economy, eh?
 
2012-01-25 01:40:30 AM
Worth about $70 trillion dollars
 
2012-01-25 01:44:22 AM
Anybody see where Drew's been lately?
 
2012-01-25 01:46:45 AM
The consignment, Crep said, was believed to be part of an inside job, possibly involving workers at the Atlanta airport. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agents continue to investigate.


No, it can't be......
 
2012-01-25 01:47:00 AM
thelordofcheese: Tergiversada: The meth arrived from Mexico City? I read not too long ago that folks were cooking it up at the Wal Mart down the road from the airport.

Yeah, and some Farkers brew their own beer. Don't understand global commercial economy, eh?


California grows most of the world's best pot; that doesn't stop acres of Mexican ditchweed from being transported across the border either. Go figure.
 
2012-01-25 01:48:58 AM
The consignment, Crep said, was believed to be part of an inside job, possibly involving workers at the Atlanta airport. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agents continue to investigate.

...TOLD you to put it in with the farkin pets and what do you do?

I'm gonna git you sukka....
 
2012-01-25 01:52:12 AM
Apos: doglover: I know the guy who did this. He was chem teacher high school dropout.


FTFY.


that whooshing noise? That's the reference sailing over your head.
 
2012-01-25 01:53:21 AM
If you keep reusing worn out headline memes, C) SkinnyHead is the word for you.
 
2012-01-25 01:57:00 AM
Okay... What's the worst that would happen if good old Dexedrine or some more updated amphetamine was sold OTC with a tax earmarked for abuse treatment?

This is one of those hard drugs we worry about when talking about legalization. We know that pot is pretty harmless, but the stronger stuff... Well, during The Great Binge we had OTC heroin and cocaine and all sorts of preparations. Ideally we would have a commercial product with known quantities, visible supply chains, taxable jobs and trade.

My only concern then would be the hallucinogens. I think those should be administered under controlled safe conditions. If I were blitzed on LSD or shrooms in my apartment there's all sorts of ways I could hurt myself. I've hurt myself bad enough blackout drunk.
 
2012-01-25 01:59:53 AM
Gyrfalcon,thelordofcheese: Tergiversada: The meth arrived from Mexico City? I read not too long ago that folks were cooking it up at the Wal Mart down the road from the airport.
Yeah, and some Farkers brew their own beer. Don't understand global commercial economy, eh?
California grows most of the world's best pot; that doesn't stop acres of Mexican ditchweed from being transported across the border either. Go figure.


I may be missing the point here. What does any of that have to do with meth?
/Home brewers do shake and bake? Mexican meth is not as good as locally made cali meth?
 
2012-01-25 02:03:07 AM
Tergiversada: The meth arrived from Mexico City? I read not too long ago that folks were cooking it up at the Wal Mart down the road from the airport.

What's the difference between Mexico and Wal-Mart... 4 or 5 cents an hour?
 
2012-01-25 02:14:48 AM
doglover: Apos: doglover: I know the guy who did this. He was chem teacher high school dropout.


FTFY.

that whooshing noise? That's the reference sailing over your head.



If said reference is the superb drama Breaking Bad,then I beg to differ.
 
2012-01-25 02:15:31 AM
www.tvgasm.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2012-01-25 02:17:44 AM
doglover: I know the guy who did this. He was chem teacher.

alienated: Dammit Jesse !
 
2012-01-25 02:17:54 AM
NephilimNexus: Oldiron_79: MaudlinMutantMollusk: The 20 pounds of meth will be held for whoever can provide proof of ownership

Yeah, but whose gonna be stupid enough to get busted by showing up and trying to claim thier 10 lbs of meth

Anyone dumb enough to do 5 lbs of meth will no doubt be dumb enough to try to claim it, too.


i'll run that 1 pound bag of meth to the station for em.
 
2012-01-25 02:18:45 AM
Pizilla: doglover: I know the guy who did this. He was chem teacher.

alienated: Dammit Jesse !


www.spinetinglermag.com
 
2012-01-25 02:27:46 AM
It would be nice to slam something that isn't 50% MSM for once. Is it a bad sign that I get jealous of people who still have visible veins in their arms?

/God I need to quit this shiat
 
2012-01-25 02:30:05 AM
Apos: doglover: Apos: doglover: I know the guy who did this. He was chem teacher high school dropout.


FTFY.

that whooshing noise? That's the reference sailing over your head.


If said reference is the superb drama Breaking Bad,then I beg to differ.


Breaking what?

No, man. I'm talkin' about Mr. Smythe. That dude was a TOTAL junkie. He used to sell us bumps during "study hall" if we cool. Kept it on the down low. Sadly, he died during a Senior Day prank when they set off the sound of sirens on the PA and he thought it was really the ATF and jumped out of the 4th story window and landed on the statue of of our mascot: The Pennsylvania Porcupine.
 
2012-01-25 02:31:41 AM
25 pounds?

I think that is worth over a million. Holy shiat that is a lot of meth.
 
2012-01-25 02:37:20 AM
Was it blue?
 
2012-01-25 02:44:51 AM
doglover: Apos: doglover: Apos: doglover: I know the guy who did this. He was chem teacher high school dropout.


FTFY.

that whooshing noise? That's the reference sailing over your head.


If said reference is the superb drama Breaking Bad,then I beg to differ.

Breaking what?

No, man. I'm talkin' about Mr. Smythe. That dude was a TOTAL junkie. He used to sell us bumps during "study hall" if we cool. Kept it on the down low. Sadly, he died during a Senior Day prank when they set off the sound of sirens on the PA and he thought it was really the ATF and jumped out of the 4th story window and landed on the statue of of our mascot: The Pennsylvania Porcupine.


i521.photobucket.com


/been waiting for another chance to use this
 
2012-01-25 02:49:26 AM
Spaz-master: Wanted for questioning

ha.
Dolly Parton did the best Squidbillies opening song as of yet, imho.
I lost the link
 
2012-01-25 02:54:27 AM
By the way- good to see a few other fans of the show ( breaking bad ) posting .
Came for the pics, leaving happy
And, logieal- perfect place for that giffy- well done mate.
 
2012-01-25 03:09:01 AM
They might want to ask the Japanese chem teacher who blew up his classroom the other day.
 
2012-01-25 03:16:32 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: Worth about $70 trillion dollars

35 lbs. of meth is about $3.175-3.81 million (at NYC prices, at California prices it's around $1.27-1.59 million).
 
2012-01-25 03:40:29 AM
shhhhh
hands off boys- it belongs to the cia
 
2012-01-25 04:09:04 AM
I'm not falling for THAT again!
 
2012-01-25 04:27:38 AM
25 pounds of meth? Well, I don't do meth. How much is the average user consuming when he injects a bump of meth?
 
2012-01-25 04:34:51 AM
turbidum: drjekel_mrhyde: Worth about $70 trillion dollars

35 lbs. of meth is about $3.175-3.81 million (at NYC prices, at California prices it's around $1.27-1.59 million).


I used cop math
 
2012-01-25 04:43:43 AM
Chicken.
 
2012-01-25 04:46:38 AM
Yaxe: Well, I don't do meth. How much is the average user consuming when he injects a bump of meth?

Me either, but how would you possbily sell it ? I mean- everyone knows who it belongs to ..
Even a few states away- this is not a bonus but a death sentence. clearing stick time.
 
2012-01-25 04:48:18 AM
Tergiversada: The meth arrived from Mexico City? I read not too long ago that folks were cooking it up at the Wal Mart down the road from the airport.

Quite a few of the base ingredients are hard to come by (either illegal or severely regulated) now since the govt figured out it was being produced locally.

This, of course, did nothing to ease demand; it merely provided the Mexican cartels with an additional revenue stream (and since the stuff is pretty damned cheap to make the profit margins are extremely attractive)
 
2012-01-25 04:57:04 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: turbidum: drjekel_mrhyde: Worth about $70 trillion dollars

35 lbs. of meth is about $3.175-3.81 million (at NYC prices, at California prices it's around $1.27-1.59 million).

I used cop math


Seems on the low side for cop math. Then again, with cop math, there's always the confusion of whether it's for how much they found or how much makes it to the evidence locker.
 
2012-01-25 05:42:12 AM
25 pounds?

www.breakingbadaddict.com

DNRTFA

25 pounds sounds like Tuco Traffic though.
 
2012-01-25 05:53:09 AM
Only 20 pounds? Then it's not mine.
 
2012-01-25 06:47:46 AM
Did they check the address on the little tag?
 
2012-01-25 07:04:52 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: The 20 pounds of meth will be held for whoever can provide proof of ownership

And the 10 pounds that was booked as evidence will be kept safe.
 
2012-01-25 08:02:40 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: Worth about $70 trillion dollars

America isnt Zimbabwe yet!! its 25 pounds worth. so about $38.95
 
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