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2012-01-24 08:03:24 PM
a penis
 
2012-01-24 08:03:27 PM
In before penis (but here they come)
 
2012-01-24 08:04:03 PM
goddammit
 
2012-01-24 08:04:06 PM
If they are a world champion Magic: the Gathering player.
 
2012-01-24 08:04:16 PM
hee hee
 
2012-01-24 08:04:40 PM
Weekly church attendance
 
2012-01-24 08:04:49 PM
If she's married.
 
2012-01-24 08:05:08 PM
"I've got tickets for the Julia Roberts retrospective!"
 
2012-01-24 08:05:27 PM
Vagina
 
2012-01-24 08:05:34 PM
Plays in the WNBA.
 
2012-01-24 08:05:47 PM
Penis or former Penis.. for my safety//
 
2012-01-24 08:06:19 PM
Follows the WNBA
 
2012-01-24 08:06:19 PM
"Hi I'm GrahamManning!"
 
2012-01-24 08:06:22 PM
Weighs more than I do
 
2012-01-24 08:06:26 PM
1. An ironic moustache
2. A non-ironic moustache
 
2012-01-24 08:06:51 PM
Stupidity.
Rude to the wait staff.
Talks too much.
 
2012-01-24 08:07:05 PM
Dumb
Crazy
 
2012-01-24 08:07:20 PM
If it's from a website:

lying in their pics (happened only once, though)

In general:

Awful hygiene and general rudeness. And being "queen of the furries". Sorry, if you're a TFette, but that was never going to work out.

Borderline: Actresses. Since they really mean "liars"

"Oh you're an actress? Do you work in tv, theater, etc?"
-well, I haven't been in anything per se. I wait tables to pay the bills.
"Oh ok. Well I'm an intergalactic vigilatne and a hip-hop artist, but I work in video games to pay the bills."
 
2012-01-24 08:07:35 PM
Ceteris Paribus says: Dumb
Crazy


I already said that.
 
2012-01-24 08:07:39 PM
Aside from the aforementioned tallywhacker, I can't think of anything.

Morals. Standards. A Solty knows not these things.
 
2012-01-24 08:08:13 PM
Named Audrey
 
2012-01-24 08:08:14 PM
Being mean to the waitstaff.
 
2012-01-24 08:08:28 PM
ami5000: "Hi I'm GrahamManning!"

i42.photobucket.com

Hello
 
2012-01-24 08:08:51 PM
Russ1642: Ceteris Paribus says: Dumb
Crazy

I already said that.


My wife goes to church every week.
 
2012-01-24 08:08:52 PM
If she thinks homeopathic drugs actually work, if she smokes, if she believes a god exists, if she isn't black with an ass that won't quit, if she's a member of the KKK, if she's a nazi...yeah, those are just a few of the things.
 
2012-01-24 08:08:54 PM
Anyone from Pennsylvania.
 
2012-01-24 08:08:55 PM
High-maintenance, biatchy, shallow, vain, willfully ignorant.
 
2012-01-24 08:08:56 PM
cigarettes
 
2012-01-24 08:09:30 PM
make me some tea: Talks too much.

I think the vast majority of women would be disqualified on this one.
 
2012-01-24 08:09:43 PM
GrahamManning: ami5000: "Hi I'm GrahamManning!"

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Hello


Jesus, who's are those?
 
2012-01-24 08:10:01 PM
A Bloody Disaster: Anyone from Pennsylvania.

Those Amish chicks know how to churn butter.
 
2012-01-24 08:10:09 PM
If her penis is bigger then my penis. I mean boobs.
 
2012-01-24 08:10:12 PM
Ceteris Paribus says: GrahamManning: ami5000: "Hi I'm GrahamManning!"

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Hello

Jesus, who's are those?


Some slut
 
2012-01-24 08:10:13 PM
Littering.

*I seethe*
 
2012-01-24 08:10:51 PM
Marysue: Have you seen the ads for the new Snow White movie?

So excited!


...



make me some tea: Rude to the wait staff.

*ding ding*

Stuff along these lines, aye.
 
2012-01-24 08:10:56 PM
Bad breath. Just think what that cooter smells like.
 
2012-01-24 08:10:59 PM
No sense of humor? Get out.
No civility or kindness whatsoever? Get out.
Lack of common sense? Get out.
Unintelligent? Get out.


.... I'm too picky, aren't I?
 
2012-01-24 08:11:03 PM
If they don't agree that Corey should've totally ditched Topanga and instead dated that hot girl at the ski lodge.
 
2012-01-24 08:11:07 PM
"GO STILLERS!"

"Isn't Newt Gingrich dreamy?"

"I'd like you to meet my kids..."

"Are you going to eat that (entire) ham?"
 
2012-01-24 08:11:09 PM
GrahamManning: Ceteris Paribus says: GrahamManning: ami5000: "Hi I'm GrahamManning!"

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Hello

Jesus, who's are those?

Some slut Chelsea Handler's
 
2012-01-24 08:11:12 PM
Body odor. Booty odor.
 
2012-01-24 08:11:14 PM
Ceteris Paribus says: Jesus, who's are those?

Those are mine. Do you like them?
 
2012-01-24 08:11:23 PM
Ceteris Paribus says: GrahamManning: ami5000: "Hi I'm GrahamManning!"

[i42.photobucket.com image 600x800]

Hello

Jesus, who's are those?


*raises hand*
 
2012-01-24 08:11:25 PM
LlamaGirl: No sense of humor? Get out.
No civility or kindness whatsoever? Get out.
Lack of common sense? Get out.
Unintelligent? Get out.


.... I'm too picky, aren't I?


Nope those are all reasonable
 
2012-01-24 08:11:28 PM
Also... camping... what sort of weirdo wants to go stay out in the woods for a few days? We built cities for a reason.
 
2012-01-24 08:11:34 PM
Marysue: You should take ten minutes to read up on the newer research on homeopathy.

umm...how about no? Does no work for you? It works for me, unlike homeopathic drugs.
 
2012-01-24 08:11:43 PM
Marysue: You should take ten minutes to read up on the newer research on homeopathy.

Some of that newer quack medicine works. I saw it on TV.
 
2012-01-24 08:11:50 PM
and we're green?
 
2012-01-24 08:11:52 PM
No "TOTAL*FARK" logo next to her screenname.
 
2012-01-24 08:11:53 PM
Ftr, l love the name Audrey, I wanted to name my daughter that but I got out voted by the damn uterus
 
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