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Salon journalist refuses to honor the NFL's insistence on using Roman numerals to refer to the Super Bowl and instead will only refer to it as Super Bowl 46 for same reason that he refuses to call a small Starbucks coffee a "tall"
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FriarReb98
2012-01-24 08:25:42 PM
Except that the NFL doesn't do it to be pretentious douchenozzles that cater to Apple users and other assorted hipsters.
\fark Starbucks
\\I'm from Dunkies Country
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-24 08:32:39 PM
Mugato
2012-01-24 08:41:44 PM
Wow, way to umm, take a stand? Yes, way to take a stand. Awesome. Like Rosa Parks, this guy.
IAmRight
2012-01-24 08:42:31 PM
FriarReb98
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Except that the NFL doesn't do it to be pretentious douchenozzles
Well, yes they do.
/also, the branding of that, the Pro Bowl, and the championship games sucks.
FriarReb98
2012-01-24 08:45:41 PM
IAmRight
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/also, the branding of that, the Pro Bowl, and the championship games sucks.
I will agree with that. I don't know who told them to stop allowing the home team to make a relevant logo for the Super Bowl, but they need to be fired. The numbers under a trophy thing is boring and lame.
FriarReb98
2012-01-24 08:49:01 PM
Though, funny thing about the Super Bowl logo: They actually have an individual one that they use
on the official website
. Why this one isn't used instead is beyond me....
FloydA
2012-01-24 08:57:54 PM
Their own site doesn't seem to be insisting either. So the author's principled stand against Roman numerals is not just stupid, but pointless.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-24 08:58:56 PM
FloydA
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Their own site doesn't seem to be insisting either. So the author's principled stand against Roman numerals is not just stupid, but pointless.
Article makes about as much sense as Michael Scott's Run for a Cure for Rabies.
IAmRight
2012-01-24 09:05:21 PM
FloydA
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[i105.photobucket.com image 639x90]
Their own site doesn't seem to be insisting either. So the author's principled stand against Roman numerals is not just stupid, but pointless.
Who are you stalking on the User profile tab?
/upset since you posted the Super Bowl 46 link before me
//with the numbers getting up there, it's beginning to remind me of UFC fights and how completely pointless and irrelevant the number is - just call it the 2012 Super Bowl
FloydA
2012-01-24 09:15:28 PM
IAmRight
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FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 639x90]
Their own site doesn't seem to be insisting either. So the author's principled stand against Roman numerals is not just stupid, but pointless.
Who are you stalking on the User profile tab?
I could tell you, but it would just make you feel all paranoid and really creeped out, and nobody wants that.
(actually I keep my own profile open to keep track of which threads I've posted in are active.)
just call it the 2012 Super Bowl
That is an excellent idea!
IAmRight
2012-01-24 09:28:10 PM
FloydA
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That is an excellent idea!
It ruins things for nerds that know dumb sh*t like "what year was Super Bowl XXV played in?" and therefore eliminates those Trivial Pursuit questions.
GAT_00
2012-01-24 09:29:45 PM
FloydA
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(actually I keep my own profile open to keep track of which threads I've posted in are active.)
It's the only way to track once Farky died.
FishyFred
2012-01-24 09:38:43 PM
Starbucks sucks. Caribou Coffee has stepped up their hot chocolate game in a big way. I can choose dark, white, or milk chocolate? And it's real? And I can get flavor shots? Fark off, cocoa powder.
Shiat, even Sheetz has flavor shots.
GAT_00
2012-01-24 09:57:34 PM
FishyFred
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Starbucks sucks.
I tried that new blonde coffee of theirs. It actually wasn't overroasted. It was nice.
The Onion is prophetic
2012-01-24 10:03:14 PM
I say MLB adopts the roman numerals. Dodgers win World Series CVII !
jaylectricity
2012-01-24 11:22:28 PM
IAmRight
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//with the numbers getting up there, it's beginning to remind me of UFC fights and how completely pointless and irrelevant the number is - just call it the 2012 Super Bowl
Ok Madden.
Also, this article was from last week. Let's see if he still "refuses to honor" in his latest column.
Wow...doesn't even mention it.
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Chariset
2012-01-24 11:22:55 PM
Mugato
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Wow, way to umm, take a stand? Yes, way to take a stand. Awesome. Like Rosa Parks, this guy.
I agree. Dude, pick your battles.
Pocket Ninja
2012-01-24 11:28:33 PM
You know what an awesome writing technique is? To end every one of your paragraphs with a parenthetical that expresses some slightly off-topic but mostly apropos witticism that is too difficult to work into the regular flow of the article but nevertheless still adds to your word count (actually, it's the mark of a rank amateur with very little to say).
jaylectricity
2012-01-24 11:36:52 PM
Pocket Ninja
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You know what an awesome writing technique is? To end every one of your paragraphs with a parenthetical that expresses some slightly off-topic but mostly apropos witticism that is too difficult to work into the regular flow of the article but nevertheless still adds to your word count (actually, it's the mark of a rank amateur with very little to say).
Oh, but don't you see the brilliance? It's in parentheses, therefore you don't have to read it. But if you do read it (*nudge* *nudge*), you're IN on the joke. You have knowledge that those who looked past the parentheses (and doesn't everybody, amirite?) will never see.
bighasbeen
2012-01-24 11:39:16 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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[t3.gstatic.com image 275x183]
This wasn't the first rant at stupid sizing names, but it's the first one I think of.
eddievercetti
2012-01-24 11:47:00 PM
It's gonna be more confusing when we reach SB 50 or SUPER BOWL L
nekom
2012-01-24 11:51:58 PM
You know what I don't understand?
FloydA
2012-01-25 12:31:40 AM
Pocket Ninja
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You know what an awesome writing technique is? To end every one of your paragraphs with a parenthetical that expresses some slightly off-topic but mostly apropos witticism that is too difficult to work into the regular flow of the article but nevertheless still adds to your word count (actually, it's the mark of a rank amateur with very little to say).
I always love your posts (not in a homo-necro-bestial-sado-masochistic way).
12349876
2012-01-25 12:53:40 AM
eddievercetti
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It's gonna be more confusing when we reach SB 50 or SUPER BOWL L
I'm looking forward to Super Bowl MMMMDCCCLXXXVIII
Wadded Beef
2012-01-25 01:09:48 AM
it pretty much jumped the shark at SB 38. Christ, how many Roman numerals do we need?
Norv Turner
2012-01-25 01:23:21 AM
I've been looking for that image of eli where he's calling a time out towards the end of the 49ers game and he looks absolutely just wrecked. Cannot find it..any help?
Pratty
2012-01-25 01:23:41 AM
I don't get the complaining about numerals, but eh, w/e.
FloydA
2012-01-25 01:32:50 AM
So this will be Superbowl
(pronounced Sev-hn-kil, of course).
Wait "Roman"? I thought you said "Romulan." My bad.
Chariset
2012-01-25 01:53:24 AM
FloydA
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I always love your posts (not in a homo-necro-bestial-sado-masochistic way).
I love your posts. THAT way.
I pin them to the ceiling above my bed and think, "Oh Floyd A, when will it be you up there?"
And I cry. A lot.
Talondel
2012-01-25 02:07:50 AM
Chariset
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FloydA: I always love your posts (not in a homo-necro-bestial-sado-masochistic way).
I love your posts. THAT way.
I pin them to the ceiling above my bed and think, "Oh Floyd A, when will it be you up there?"
And I cry. A lot.
/Checks to see if Chariset is a dude.
//Pic of cats
///Name Heather
////Not a dude
//Looks like FloydA could be having a pretty good night
rocky_howard
2012-01-25 02:21:09 AM
IAmRight
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FloydA: That is an excellent idea!
It ruins things for nerds that know dumb sh*t like "what year was Super Bowl XXV played in?" and therefore eliminates those Trivial Pursuit questions.
Then they'll just ask "What year was the 25th SuperBowl played in?"
wallywam1
2012-01-25 05:31:19 AM
rocky_howard
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IAmRight: FloydA: That is an excellent idea!
It ruins things for nerds that know dumb sh*t like "what year was Super Bowl XXV played in?" and therefore eliminates those Trivial Pursuit questions.
Then they'll just ask "What year was the 25th SuperBowl played in?"
No, they said use the year. So, it would be the 1989 Super Bowl (for example, too lazy to look it up).
/Keeping the parenthetical theme.
Mattyb710
2012-01-25 05:51:20 AM
Talondel
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Chariset: FloydA: I always love your posts (not in a homo-necro-bestial-sado-masochistic way).
I love your posts. THAT way.
I pin them to the ceiling above my bed and think, "Oh Floyd A, when will it be you up there?"
And I cry. A lot.
/Checks to see if Chariset is a dude.
//Pic of cats
///Name Heather
////Not a dude
//Looks like FloydA could be having a pretty good night
Except for the whole being pinned to the ceiling thing...
LoneDoggie
2012-01-25 06:13:34 AM
That dude is droppin' the IV I I
rebelyell2006
2012-01-25 07:14:41 AM
FloydA
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So the author's principled stand
What principled stand? He's just being a fake-ass hipster.
BloodySaxon
2012-01-25 07:19:14 AM
GAT_00
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FishyFred: Starbucks sucks.
I tried that new blonde coffee of theirs. It actually wasn't overroasted. It was nice.
I'm a serf in the vast Dunkin Donuts Empire, but I did hear about that blonde coffee in a radio ad and I'm intrigued!
BloodySaxon
2012-01-25 08:01:08 AM
GimpyNip
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Oh...and Dunkin Donuts sucks. Less taste and caffeine than Starbucks yet more expensive. Dunkin Donuts is for Massholes nursing bud light hangovers while puffing on Marlboro light 100's.
What about Massholes nursing a local brewery or gin and tonic hangover before puffing on a primo bowl?
/Starbucks blows ass (but probably tastes better) and is MUCH more expensive than Dunkins across the board....Where the hell do you live?
nopokerface
2012-01-25 08:09:21 AM
FloydA
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So the author's principled stand against Roman numerals is not just stupid, but pointless.
I think that is part of Salon's mission statement.
Mugato
2012-01-25 08:10:25 AM
GimpyNip
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Oh...and Dunkin Donuts sucks. Less taste and caffeine than Starbucks yet more expensive. Dunkin Donuts is for Massholes nursing bud light hangovers while puffing on Marlboro light 100's.
We have coffee snobs now, I guess it was inevitable.
LawrencePerson
2012-01-25 08:14:08 AM
Salon journalist
It's hard to read the rest of the sentence when you start with an Oxymoron like that...
dragonchild
2012-01-25 08:20:16 AM
Pocket Ninja
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You know what an awesome writing technique is? To end every one of your paragraphs with a parenthetical that expresses some slightly off-topic but mostly apropos witticism that is too difficult to work into the regular flow of the article but nevertheless still adds to your word count (actually, it's the mark of a rank amateur with very little to say).
That said, he did make some pretty accurate calls -- basically 5-for-6 (he ought to gamble with that sort of success rate).
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-25 08:44:10 AM
GimpyNip
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FTA: 'The New England Patriots have the confident glow of an omnipotent serial killer with a medical degree after they surgically carved up the corpse of the 1958 Nebraska Cornhuskers, aka the Denver Broncos.'
This is worst thing in the entire article. This guy, this guy right here, thinks he's a lot better of a writer than he actually is.
I know, I'll bet the Nebraska QB in 1958 actually completed 50% of his passes.
BloodySaxon
2012-01-25 09:43:43 AM
GimpyNip
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BloodySaxon: GimpyNip: Oh...and Dunkin Donuts sucks. Less taste and caffeine than Starbucks yet more expensive. Dunkin Donuts is for Massholes nursing bud light hangovers while puffing on Marlboro light 100's.
What about Massholes nursing a local brewery or gin and tonic hangover before puffing on a primo bowl?
/Starbucks blows ass (but probably tastes better) and is MUCH more expensive than Dunkins across the board....Where the hell do you live?
I live in Boston. It's $2.21 for a large coffee at starbucks. It's $2.27 at Dunkin Donuts. Starbucks has twice as much caffeine as well. Way more bang for the buck.
/since when is having an opinion snobbish? They're both chains. It isn't like I said I'd drink coffee refined from beans crapped out by an Argentinian Gopher then brewed in a French Press. I know you didn't say that, Mugato did but his statement was retarded
This is better than any Salon article anyway, so commence the threadjack!
I haven't been to a Starbucks in almost a year, but I was spending (or so I seem to remember) upwards of 40 cents more for coffee at Starbucks than at Dunkins. This holds up in Worcester Mass as well as NYC. I also generally drink my coffee black and genuinely find the basic coffee a little better at Dunkins. In the summertime, the ice coffees don't even compare. I pay way more for about half the volume of coffee (Dunkins has no problem going easy on the ice) at Starbucks and simply don't enjoy it as much. Usually the defense of Starbucks comes in the food options, creamers, and specialty drinks, so this was a new angle for me.
The most important part though, is I can't trip over a foul mouthed college chica around here without hitting my head on a Dunkin. I have to actively search for Starbucks and it's simply not in my morning commute.
Remington
2012-01-25 11:00:13 AM
The reason Starbucks calls their 12 oz. coffee a "tall" is because their 8 oz. coffee is called a "short". Every branch offers their drinks available in "short". And none of the baristas care if you order a "small" when you mean 12 oz., they're not pretentious about it.
Also, BloodySaxon, Starbucks will make you an iced beverage without the ice if you ask. At least they do at my local one. It's just as cold and you get even more volume.
/the more you know
BloodySaxon
2012-01-25 11:11:00 AM
Remington
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The reason Starbucks calls their 12 oz. coffee a "tall" is because their 8 oz. coffee is called a "short". Every branch offers their drinks available in "short". And none of the baristas care if you order a "small" when you mean 12 oz., they're not pretentious about it.
Also, BloodySaxon, Starbucks will make you an iced beverage without the ice if you ask. At least they do at my local one. It's just as cold and you get even more volume.
/the more you know
WHAAAARGARBL STFU HITLER
Oh sorry, forgot I wasn't in the politics tab.
velvet_fog
2012-01-25 11:12:38 AM
What have the Romans ever done for us?
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FloydA
2012-01-25 12:28:50 PM
Chariset
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FloydA: I always love your posts (not in a homo-necro-bestial-sado-masochistic way).
I love your posts. THAT way.
I pin them to the ceiling above my bed and think, "Oh Floyd A, when will it be you up there?"
And I cry. A lot.
Honey, I'd let you pin me to the ceiling and cry at me any day.
Chariset
2012-01-25 01:04:04 PM
FloydA
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Honey, I'd let you pin me to the ceiling and cry at me any day.
Oooh. I'll get the lancets and the heavy twine. You've had a tetanus shot recently, haven't you?
rufus-t-firefly
2012-01-25 02:10:13 PM
OLD MAN YELLS AT
CLOUD
NFL
FloydA
2012-01-25 03:03:11 PM
Chariset
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FloydA: Honey, I'd let you pin me to the ceiling and cry at me any day.
Oooh. I'll get the lancets and the heavy twine. You've had a tetanus shot recently, haven't you?
OK, you get the Lancet, I'll get the Journal of the AMA. Between the two of us, we'll surely have enough medical knowledge to heal whatever you're going to do to me...
...wait a sec. What are the bicycle handlebars, the duct tape, the tire swing for? What are those midgets and that pony doing here?
Is that a slatted chair and a jar of pickles?
I'm so very scared!
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