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Dammit! That's what I was gonna do that. They must share the same plastic surgeon or something.

Quit whining. There's enough Studman69 in here to spontaneously combust the entire internet.

You jokers are just jealous that Cameron Diaz had a totally rockin metal tune written in her honor:

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Dammit! That's what I was gonna do that. They must share the same plastic surgeon or something.

Love that Joker!

her face needs more Crisco

I always wondered why JT dumped her, when she was so hot. I guessing he noticed her running off to the botox doc everyotherday.

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It looks like she went nuts with the plastic shortly after she discovered she didn't look 25 anymore.

I truly hope I can accept the aging process much more gracefully than this woman.

/it's a process to accept the process; I'm starting early

I bet if you pressed newspaper against her face you could use her to transfer the print onto other surfaces.

pisceandreamer: OK, she looked pretty normal in the second to last picture, so maybe it's just a bad makeup/lighting thing.

WorldCitizen: She looks very glossy.

She's always had adult acne, so I think she probably has very greasy skin. I'm guessing that's why all of these photos come out so bad - she is literally reflecting twice the light of a normal person.

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: It looks like she went nuts with the plastic shortly after she discovered she didn't look 25 anymore.

She has significant crows feet, bags under her eyes, and the reason her cheeks are so pronounced now is because her skin has lost elasticity to round out the smile crease you didn't notice when she was younger.

She did get her nose fixed, and it looks like it, but I think the rest of her face is looking like it is aging normally, which is why no one on Fark realizes it. They don't know what a normal woman looks like at 40, particularly one that has gotten her body fat percentage under 10%

She has possibly botoxed or spackled her forehead, though. It looks too smooth compared to the rest of her face.

Oh subby, you're soooo right. She's just hideous. And just look at those sharp knees.

Lsherm: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: It looks like she went nuts with the plastic shortly after she discovered she didn't look 25 anymore.

She has significant crows feet, bags under her eyes, and the reason her cheeks are so pronounced now is because her skin has lost elasticity to round out the smile crease you didn't notice when she was younger.

She did get her nose fixed, and it looks like it, but I think the rest of her face is looking like it is aging normally, which is why no one on Fark realizes it. They don't know what a normal woman looks like at 40, particularly one that has gotten her body fat percentage under 10%

She has possibly botoxed or spackled her forehead, though. It looks too smooth compared to the rest of her face.

I know I shouldn't be too harsh, because I'll be to 40 myself before I know it, but as long as we're discussing it...

She just looks...plastic. Surgery or not, she's certainly not helping to flatter her features. Maybe it is the lighting.

Pauley Perrette just hit 40, and looks fantastic in my opinion. She's made up to look younger on the TV set, but outside of that she still looks pretty healthy. If she's had some nip and tuck, I can't tell, which is how it should be. (I am also female and agree with you that a lot of people don't have a realistic idea of what 40 looks like.)

Part of it is her hairdo. It's even worse than the last one she had where she looked terrible.

I think she needs a new hairdresser. Stylist. Whatever they call them.

Why do celebrities ALL look so moist? Is it some special makeup? All the flashbulbs? A raging heroin habit?

I think her face is melting.

Damn it, the next smokin hot actress/model/housewife/whatever that butchers themselves should be fed to the wolves. She was SOOO hot in The Mask and Charlie's Angels-why the hell would you mess with that? It's a slippery slope from the first cut job (and judging from her face, slippery is a good description).

And I thought the pics of her last week were bad. She would probably look a lot better if she skipped on some of that plastic surgery

vitamink619: And I thought the pics of her last week were bad. She would probably look a lot better if she skipped on some of that plastic surgery

Especially the ass to cheek transplants. That's hideous.

Poison: vitamink619: And I thought the pics of her last week were bad. She would probably look a lot better if she skipped on some of that plastic surgery

Especially the ass to cheek transplants. That's hideous.

First thing I thought was "Errr Doc? Don't the implants go in the chest?"

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She's got a little Florence Henderson thing going on, which isn't a bad thing because Florence Henderson has aged remarkably well. But in 10 years time Cameron Diaz may be closer to Mrs. Brady than her "The Mask" days.

Honestly, she wouldn't look so horrifying if it weren't for the cheek implants. That's the difference between "She's a normal aging woman" and "Here's a one-way ticket to the Uncanny Valley." Jesus Christ, they're terrible even by Hollywood standards.

Elvis Da King: Poison: vitamink619: And I thought the pics of her last week were bad. She would probably look a lot better if she skipped on some of that plastic surgery

Especially the ass to cheek transplants. That's hideous.

First thing I thought was "Errr Doc? Don't the implants go in the chest?"

SHE'S ALWAYS HAD THOSE CHEEKS!

The only reason people are noticing them now is because of the significant creases, otherwise known as wrinkles, under each of them. Seriously, look at ArkAngel's post - those cheeks have been there all along, they just weren't as defined. You can see them even in her "bend over" shot in The Mask.

I'm sure she's had some work done, but nowhere near what you farkers are thinking. She has the same uneven smile she's always had and serious wrinkling around her eyes and mouth, most likely caused by spending too much time in the sun, smoking, and drinking.

It's not plastic surgery. She's just getting old.

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Pauley Perrette just hit 40, and looks fantastic in my opinion. She's made up to look younger on the TV set, but outside of that she still looks pretty healthy.

The lesson to learn here is that there is such a thing as "too skinny". Fat on a woman once she is older (not a ridiculous amount) helps her look younger. Pauley Perette looks good precisely because she isn't as skinny as Cameron Diaz, so the fat helps smooth out her skin.



Notice she does have wrinkles, a mottled forehead, crows feet (you can barely see them), and less defined cheeks. Why? Because she has a nice smooth layer of fat under her skin smoothing that shiat out. She also looks to me like someone who didn't spend her entire life in the sun, which certainly helps.

She's attractive, no doubt, but even in the picture I posted, you can see she isn't 20.

Lsherm: Elvis Da King: Poison: vitamink619: And I thought the pics of her last week were bad. She would probably look a lot better if she skipped on some of that plastic surgery

Especially the ass to cheek transplants. That's hideous.

First thing I thought was "Errr Doc? Don't the implants go in the chest?"

SHE'S ALWAYS HAD THOSE CHEEKS!

The only reason people are noticing them now is because of the significant creases, otherwise known as wrinkles, under each of them. Seriously, look at ArkAngel's post - those cheeks have been there all along, they just weren't as defined. You can see them even in her "bend over" shot in The Mask.

I'm sure she's had some work done, but nowhere near what you farkers are thinking. She has the same uneven smile she's always had and serious wrinkling around her eyes and mouth, most likely caused by spending too much time in the sun, smoking, and drinking.

It's not plastic surgery. She's just getting old.

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Pauley Perrette just hit 40, and looks fantastic in my opinion. She's made up to look younger on the TV set, but outside of that she still looks pretty healthy.

The lesson to learn here is that there is such a thing as "too skinny". Fat on a woman once she is older (not a ridiculous amount) helps her look younger. Pauley Perette looks good precisely because she isn't as skinny as Cameron Diaz, so the fat helps smooth out her skin.

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Notice she does have wrinkles, a mottled forehead, crows feet (you can barely see them), and less defined cheeks. Why? Because she has a nice smooth layer of fat under her skin smoothing that shiat out. She also looks to me like someone who didn't spend her entire life in the sun, which certainly helps.

She's attractive, no doubt, but even in the picture I posted, you can see she isn't 20.

Heh, I was JUST about to post that exact same picture. I cancelled and clicked back to the thread, saw it and thought, "Huh? Did I post by accident?"

No, she doesn't look 20. She doesn't look 30 either, but I don't expect her to. She looks healthy and a hell of a lot less freakish. Which is the big difference here. And yep, sunscreen.

/yay sunscreen

She was already an odd looking woman - never pretty in the classic sense - so augmenting her face isn't going to help her any (plus she obviously doesn't have Demi's plastic surgeon). Didn't she recently scare the crap out of people at the Golden Globes, too?

Add her to the passe actresses unable to deal with the realities of aging/life.

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Lsherm: Elvis Da King: Poison: vitamink619: And I thought the pics of her last week were bad. She would probably look a lot better if she skipped on some of that plastic surgery

Especially the ass to cheek transplants. That's hideous.

First thing I thought was "Errr Doc? Don't the implants go in the chest?"

SHE'S ALWAYS HAD THOSE CHEEKS!

The only reason people are noticing them now is because of the significant creases, otherwise known as wrinkles, under each of them. Seriously, look at ArkAngel's post - those cheeks have been there all along, they just weren't as defined. You can see them even in her "bend over" shot in The Mask.

I'm sure she's had some work done, but nowhere near what you farkers are thinking. She has the same uneven smile she's always had and serious wrinkling around her eyes and mouth, most likely caused by spending too much time in the sun, smoking, and drinking.

It's not plastic surgery. She's just getting old.

I completely understanding the aging process. She just seems to have hit the wall pretty hard at a relatively young age, and her career and whatever plastic surgery she's had hasn't helped her at all.

Lsherm: Elvis Da King: Poison: vitamink619: And I thought the pics of her last week were bad. She would probably look a lot better if she skipped on some of that plastic surgery

Especially the ass to cheek transplants. That's hideous.

First thing I thought was "Errr Doc? Don't the implants go in the chest?"

SHE'S ALWAYS HAD THOSE CHEEKS!

The only reason people are noticing them now is because of the significant creases, otherwise known as wrinkles, under each of them. Seriously, look at ArkAngel's post - those cheeks have been there all along, they just weren't as defined. You can see them even in her "bend over" shot in The Mask.

I'm sure she's had some work done, but nowhere near what you farkers are thinking. She has the same uneven smile she's always had and serious wrinkling around her eyes and mouth, most likely caused by spending too much time in the sun, smoking, and drinking.

It's not plastic surgery. She's just getting old.

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Pauley Perrette just hit 40, and looks fantastic in my opinion. She's made up to look younger on the TV set, but outside of that she still looks pretty healthy.

The lesson to learn here is that there is such a thing as "too skinny". Fat on a woman once she is older (not a ridiculous amount) helps her look younger. Pauley Perette looks good precisely because she isn't as skinny as Cameron Diaz, so the fat helps smooth out her skin.

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Notice she does have wrinkles, a mottled forehead, crows feet (you can barely see them), and less defined cheeks. Why? Because she has a nice smooth layer of fat under her skin smoothing that shiat out. She also looks to me like someone who didn't spend her entire life in the sun, which certainly helps.

She's attractive, no doubt, but even in the picture I posted, you can see she isn't 20.

Yeah, They're both getting older. News flash- we all are. And at 54, I've probably admired more older women than you've looked at.

Yes Cameron has always had cheeks, but there is something wrong in that picture. Most likely bad Botox as Demetrius: suggested upstream, which is sad since she is one of the best looking natural women in Hollywood.

/And yeah, I'd still hit it.

See, ladies? And you thought stabbing yourself in the forehead with botulism would be a bad idea. Just think, you could look like Cameron too!

Lsherm: She did get her nose fixed, and it looks like it, but I think the rest of her face is looking like it is aging normally, which is why no one on Fark realizes it. They don't know what a normal woman looks like at 40

Apparently you don't either, if you think she looks like she's aging normally.

kab: See, ladies? And you thought stabbing yourself in the forehead with botulism would be a bad idea. Just think, you could look like Cameron too!

Lsherm: She did get her nose fixed, and it looks like it, but I think the rest of her face is looking like it is aging normally, which is why no one on Fark realizes it. They don't know what a normal woman looks like at 40

Apparently you don't either, if you think she looks like she's aging normally.

She does for someone who's spent an inordinate time in the sun and has dropped her body fat to extremely low levels. But even then, she's still not "average" for the typical 40 year old woman in the US.

So she's aging normally, i.e., her face is being wrecked by age.

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Lsherm: kab: See, ladies? And you thought stabbing yourself in the forehead with botulism would be a bad idea. Just think, you could look like Cameron too!

Lsherm: She did get her nose fixed, and it looks like it, but I think the rest of her face is looking like it is aging normally, which is why no one on Fark realizes it. They don't know what a normal woman looks like at 40

Apparently you don't either, if you think she looks like she's aging normally.

She does for someone who's spent an inordinate time in the sun and has dropped her body fat to extremely low levels. But even then, she's still not "average" for the typical 40 year old woman in the US.

So she's aging normally, i.e., her face is being wrecked by age.

there is nothing normal in that aging unless you think that Ledger didn't have any makeup when he played the Joker.

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Nightmare fuel.

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