Let's see: It's the republicans fault, the republican's fault, the republicans are at fault.

Anyone else hoping the President is going to publicly call out the tard who said he wouldn't go by asking him to stand and praising him for helping to make America better?

I'll watch part of it. I've never made it through a SOTU without wanting to throw something at the TV within half an hour or so, and I'm going to watch White Collar anyway.

Well, aren't we all chipper and full of joy looking forward to what our leader has to say? I'm pooped and cranky, and to be frank, this is a bookmark.

I'll read the transcript later.

Skyrim, take me away.

To answer:

1. No
2. No
3. Of course

I will not watch to check my answers though. I haven't watched a debate or SOTU in several years. I'll watch something I downloaded, like Luther from the BBC or last night's Being Human.

Hockey tonight.

Screw SOTU.

I_Am_Weasel: Hockey tonight.

Screw SOTU.

Go Sabres!

/*sob*

AdolfOliverPanties: To answer:

1. No
2. No
3. Of course

I will not watch to check my answers though. I haven't watched a debate or SOTU in several years. I'll watch something I downloaded, like Luther from the BBC or last night's Being Human.

I have unwatched episodes of Breaking Bad season 4. It's good to save these things up for an emergency like SOTU Night.

dickfreckle: EnviroDude: Let's see: It's the republicans fault, the republican's fault, the republicans are at fault.

Well, yeah. Though Obama doesn't mention it nearly as often as you idiots ascribe to him, Phil.

If you honestly don't see how 'conservative' economics dry-farked this country in the ass without the benefit of a nice dinner and a bottle of wine, you're part of the problem. Go back to wherever you get your marching orders from.

You really should give him more effusive credit for getting it right in one go, however. They don't train very well without a biscuit when they do the simple stuff.

We need a SOTU drinking game. I got nothin'. Anyone?

dickfreckle: EnviroDude: Let's see: It's the republicans fault, the republican's fault, the republicans are at fault.

Well, yeah. Though Obama doesn't mention it nearly as often as you idiots ascribe to him, Phil.

If you honestly don't see how 'conservative' economics dry-farked this country in the ass without the benefit of a nice dinner and a bottle of wine, you're part of the problem. Go back to wherever you get your marching orders from.

woha, is that Phil Herup? i was wondering where that guy went.

i really hope some overzealous republican congressperson just yells "ATTRACTIVE AND SUCCESSFUL AFRICAN AMERICAN, GO HOME." Cause you know that's what they're all thinking.

Who put the ad about starving children in India... oh, never mind. It's Bobby Jindal.

MorrisBird: Well, aren't we all chipper and full of joy looking forward to what our leader has to say? I'm pooped and cranky, and to be frank, this is a bookmark.

Pretty much the same here. The only good thing about tonight has been the pastrami grinder that I got, and the industrial tub of cheese puffs and a bottle of sake that I will consume when this gets rolling.

/long distance dating sux

I'd love it if he spent his time pointing out the lies and distortions that conservatives have been throwing at him over the past year. Maybe even fact check Newt and toss another "Fark You" to Justice Alito.

During Obama's speech:

Every time he uses the word "fairness": drink exactly your share of a beer and offer the rest to those who have no alcohol

If he invokes Reagan: chug Metamucil and jam a pencil through your frontal cortex.

Any time Biden is shown fighting off sleep: Jump up, point at him on the screen and yell "WAKE UP! THIS IS A BIG FARKING DEAL!"

When Boehner is shown looking dismissive of something Obama says, do the Oompa Loompa song and chug a beaker of liquid chocolate flavored with essence of fat kid ass.

Every time the House is shown with the Democratic half applauding and the Republican half sitting there like sullen, spoiled brats, chug a pint of half and half, vomit on the carpet.

If Gabby Giffords is mentioned, do a shooter of your choice.

Under no circumstances should you do a shot after the words "middle class", as you will likely die of alcohol poisoning within twenty minutes.


When the Republican response is aired:

Any time the word "failed" or "failure" is spoken, do a shot, don a flight suit, and yell "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BIATCHES"!

If the phrase "class warfare" is spoken, have your butler throw spitwads at the television.

If Mitch Daniels whines about Obama's recess appointments, run outside and play on the swingset.

Any time the words "job creators" are uttered, gesture at your crotch and tell Daniels to "start creatin' a job riiight here, baby".

This is going to be boring.

dickfreckle: GAT_00: Anyone else hoping the President is going to publicly call out the tard who said he wouldn't go by asking him to stand and praising him for helping to make America better?

I'll watch part of it. I've never made it through a SOTU without wanting to throw something at the TV within half an hour or so, and I'm going to watch White Collar anyway.

If I were Obama I'd just casually waltz to the podium and slap my dick against the microphone two or three times. Then I would leave.

dickfreckle: If I were Obama I'd just casually waltz to the podium and slap my dick against the microphone two or three times. Then I would leave.

Awesome.

Barfmaker: dickfreckle: If I were Obama I'd just casually waltz to the podium and slap my dick against the microphone John Boehner two or three times. Then I would leave.

Awesome.

Awesomer.

dickfreckle: If you honestly don't see how 'conservative' economics dry-farked this country in the ass without the benefit of a nice dinner and a bottle of wine, you're part of the problem. Go back to wherever you get your marching orders from.

If by "conservative economics" you mean Reagan's trickle down economics without a reduction in spending, then yes. We are farked because that is what Obamster has been doing to us for 3 years.

Well shiat, I forgot about the SotU, I was expecting to watch NCIS.

Dallymo: Barfmaker: dickfreckle: If I were Obama I'd just casually waltz to the podium and slap my dick against the microphone John Boehner two or three times. Then I would leave.

Awesome.

Awesomer.

Yeah, but then Obama's dick would be kinda a brownish orange color. Gonna take a while to wash that shiat out.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the state of our Union is batsh*t insanity.

EnviroDude: dickfreckle: If you honestly don't see how 'conservative' economics dry-farked this country in the ass without the benefit of a nice dinner and a bottle of wine, you're part of the problem. Go back to wherever you get your marching orders from.

If by "conservative economics" you mean Reagan's trickle down economics without a reduction in spending, then yes. We are farked because that is what Obamster has been doing to us for 3 years.

We are farked because Republicans think this is what Obama has been doing to us for 3 years regardless of what reality is.

First picture of Generic Republican candidate:

and yes there's hockey tonight.

bamph: Dallymo: Barfmaker: dickfreckle: If I were Obama I'd just casually waltz to the podium and slap my dick against the microphone John Boehner two or three times. Then I would leave.

Awesome.

Awesomer.

Yeah, but then Obama's dick would be kinda a brownish orange color. Gonna take a while to wash that shiat out.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...Boehner germs!

If I was Obama's campaign manager, all my commercials this year would just be highlights of Republicans talking. Is there anything else to say?

I actually want to hear a LOT of heated class war rhetoric in favor of the 99%.

I'll be happy to hear concrete plans on tax and financial industry reform.

Jabs at Romney's tax return will make me smile.

I'll punch a wall if he talks about getting off of foreign oil because it will NEVER HAPPEN.

Also: talk up DADT's repeal and take credit for following W.'s Iraq war drawdown, just to see GOP heads explode.

I Said: I'll punch a wall if he talks about getting off of foreign oil because it will NEVER HAPPEN.

sure it will. at some point, we'll run out. :)

1) No
2) No, but he WILL be rolling his eyes a lot
3) Yes.

CapnBlues: sure it will. at some point, we'll run out. :)

Not before there's a way to centralize "new" energy's distribution to the same power players that run it now.

Offing bin Laden has to come up. H-a-s t-o.

Oh, damn. I completely forgot about that today. Now I'm watching some lame movie so I'm not going to tune in now.

Lemme know what this year's hopey-changey promises are.

I Said: CapnBlues: sure it will. at some point, we'll run out. :)

Not before there's a way to centralize "new" energy's distribution to the same power players that run it now.

that's not what you said. besides, i was trying to be funny. lighten up, francis.

CapnBlues: I Said: CapnBlues: sure it will. at some point, we'll run out. :)

Not before there's a way to centralize "new" energy's distribution to the same power players that run it now.

that's not what you said. besides, i was trying to be funny. lighten up, francis.

I know. No worries, I'll get bored and start f*cking around in this thread soon enough.