FARK.com: (6900208) Dogologists at the Westminster Kennel Club announce six brand-new breeds for this year's show, including the Octo-Retriever, the Scottish Laser Hound, and the Snooki

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		Dogologists at the Westminster Kennel Club announce six brand-new breeds for this year's show, including the Octo-Retriever, the Scottish Laser Hound, and the Snooki (sacbee.com)		34
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dahmers love zombie		2012-01-24 07:51:28 PM

Westminster officials rejected a request to include the Santorum JesusHound, due primarily to the breed's tendency to soil carpets.

shanrick		2012-01-24 07:58:41 PM

dahmers love zombie: Westminster officials rejected a request to include the Santorum JesusHound, due primarily to the breed's tendency to soil carpets.

If you get them newt-ered that usually solves the problem.

ArkAngel		2012-01-24 08:12:13 PM

What about the American Hardened Smellhound?

gunther_bumpass		2012-01-24 09:13:30 PM

...and they were delicious.

TheGreatGazoo		2012-01-24 09:17:21 PM

Meh, I'd rather have a mutt from the pound. Usually they have a lot fewer problems as they get older.

Arkanaut		2012-01-24 09:20:25 PM

Octo-Retriever

Woof! Fido shouldn't be!

Pimple		2012-01-24 09:22:57 PM

A dachshund has never won best in show at the Westiminster Club.

A dachshund also doesn't care.

Wookie Milson		2012-01-24 09:40:00 PM

"...Xoloitzcuintli, previously known as the Mexican Hairless."

The new name sounds even dirtier than the old one.

Bloody William		2012-01-24 09:50:36 PM

fark kennel clubs and breed obsession. This bullshiat is why 4 out of 5 bulldog births need cesarians, shih-tsus and other squat-faced dogs are prone to respiratory problems, and dalmatians are prone to deafness.

Instead of focusing on the purity of a breed, we need to focus on the health of the farking dog. This isn't as big an issue for working breeds like many terriers, setters, etc., but it's disgusting to see such an obsession over style instead of substance that the health of dogs is continually compromised on a freaking genetic level.

Hector Remarkable		2012-01-24 09:54:46 PM

Dogologists? I thought they were called caniniticians. Or woofmeisters.

andrewagill		2012-01-24 09:57:55 PM

The Xoloitzcuintli is the national dog of Mexico and was previously known as the Mexican Hairless. It comes in three sizes and there is a coated version seen only in the United States and Canada. These dogs are descendants of the hairless dogs prized by the Aztecs and revered as guardians of the dead.

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BalugaJoe		2012-01-24 10:02:13 PM

What is a coonhound? That is racist!

turbidum		2012-01-24 10:13:10 PM

ArkAngel: [images.wikia.com image 320x213]

What about the American Hardened Smellhound?

Oh, Cousin Merle. Really.

Eddie Adams from Torrance		2012-01-24 10:14:46 PM

Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press.

doglover		2012-01-24 10:15:32 PM

I had one of dem der laser dogs back in the day. Blind as a melon, but he'd drive the cat CRAZY!

ArkAngel		2012-01-24 10:17:21 PM

turbidum: ArkAngel: [images.wikia.com image 320x213]

What about the American Hardened Smellhound?

Oh, Cousin Merle. Really.

Geech gone to Heaven, Mr. Turbidum

JasonOfOrillia		2012-01-24 10:32:13 PM

American Cesky Terrier Fanciers Association

ghey.

Octo-retriever? It had better have eight legs.

studebaker hoch		2012-01-24 10:51:26 PM

I had a Mexican hairless living on my dorm floor. He had a habit of losing his towel in the hallway, sometimes with other people's help.

/hottie was hot

BallZach		2012-01-24 11:02:28 PM

All these retarde kennel clubs can suck my wiener's weener.
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Seriously, f*ck those guys.

verbal_jizm		2012-01-24 11:12:01 PM

Bloody William: fark kennel clubs and breed obsession. This bullshiat is why 4 out of 5 bulldog births need cesarians, shih-tsus and other squat-faced dogs are prone to respiratory problems, and dalmatians are prone to deafness.

Instead of focusing on the purity of a breed, we need to focus on the health of the farking dog. This isn't as big an issue for working breeds like many terriers, setters, etc., but it's disgusting to see such an obsession over style instead of substance that the health of dogs is continually compromised on a freaking genetic level.

This! The AKC can go suck a dick. Farking Nazis.

KerashiStorm		2012-01-24 11:24:18 PM

The Octo-Retriever.

TK-593		2012-01-24 11:34:51 PM

andrewagill: The Xoloitzcuintli is the national dog of Mexico and was previously known as the Mexican Hairless. It comes in three sizes and there is a coated version seen only in the United States and Canada. These dogs are descendants of the hairless dogs prized by the Aztecs and revered as guardians of the dead.

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No Maggie, not Aztec, Olmec.

Chagrin		2012-01-25 12:05:58 AM

KerashiStorm: The Octo-Retriever.

So that just leaves the "Scottish Laser Hound" reference that needs explaining.

Ladnil		2012-01-25 12:13:52 AM

I'm sorry, but dog shows are not "sporting events."

r1niceboy		2012-01-25 01:38:08 AM

Great, more breeds that will lose to poodles!

/Personally, I think that these shows be handicapped, in as much as the owners of the poodles be handicapped with a lead pipe.

SomethingToDo		2012-01-25 02:01:25 AM

It's interesting how dog breeds are rediscovered and recreated through breeding. I remember reading an article abou

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-01-25 03:28:13 AM

Once again, the Hard-Shelled Whooping Terrier is ignored.

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erewhon		2012-01-25 05:01:24 AM

But what about the Norwegian Lutefiskhund?

StrikitRich		2012-01-25 06:52:27 AM

Too busy looking for some strange to wanna compete in the ring.

vat_man		2012-01-25 08:04:13 AM

BallZach: All these retarde kennel clubs can suck my wiener's weener.
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Seriously, f*ck those guys.

SAUSAGE DOG!!! WOOOOO!!! SAUSAGE DOG!!!

Sorry - family tradition to yell that out. You have no idea how difficult it's been since I took up long distance running...

mitEj		2012-01-25 10:05:41 AM

I need Puppy Pics to make it through Work Damn it.

lordargent		2012-01-25 01:08:02 PM

KerashiStorm: The Octo-Retriever.

Why didn't she adopt eight kids instead of breeding eight new ones?

ohhhhhhhh snap.

gunther_bumpass		2012-01-25 01:09:37 PM

shortymac		2012-01-26 02:38:36 PM

verbal_jizm: Bloody William: fark kennel clubs and breed obsession. This bullshiat is why 4 out of 5 bulldog births need cesarians, shih-tsus and other squat-faced dogs are prone to respiratory problems, and dalmatians are prone to deafness.

Instead of focusing on the purity of a breed, we need to focus on the health of the farking dog. This isn't as big an issue for working breeds like many terriers, setters, etc., but it's disgusting to see such an obsession over style instead of substance that the health of dogs is continually compromised on a freaking genetic level.

This! The AKC can go suck a dick. Farking Nazis.

The weird thing about them is they get so hung up on purity that they allow incest breeding. Mom/son, Dad/daughter, brother/sister, etc. Ewwwwwwwww

There was a really great Brit docu on show dogs, I can't remember the name of it but it was in a column on fark about Bulldog's issues. It was sad really. Adopt!

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