Italy = Best porn stars & worst boat captains.

Anyone remember that hottie Italian news reporter with the huge rack, that lets them bounce around on all her remotes and anchor shots? They actually came out of her dress a few times. Can't remember the name.

Again? Really? Works for me mods!

What if fark had a porn thread everyday? Nothing would be accomplished.

Taranto is the most polluted city in Italy and western Europe", says Wikipedia.

So these are some dirty, dirty girls...

/giggity

Is it that there are so many Italian porn stars that they've run out of non-porn stars to fill their public offices? Or is it that porn is more accepted there? Or more tame there?

I feel like old-school Jenna Jameson would have been a great politician. Current JJ is just a little too creepy.

Peter North comes to Washington?

FTFA: Amandha said: "I want voters to see the real me."

Just pay $5.99 to rent the movie she's starring in.

Italy = Come for the food, enjoy the fashion, look at the art, don't ride the boats, marvel at the scenery, stay for the women.

/Did I get all of it?

I would vote for Amandha Fox, but the Borgias are not to be trusted.

Cicciolina approves.



I wish we had porn star politicians in this country :(

LeroyBourne: What if fark had a porn thread everyday? Nothing would be accomplished.

I am secretly trying to destroy the global economy. I think its working.

/Check my profile.

If this is what happens when we collectively say fark it all then we are very close people. Katie Morgan 2016!

This is fine and all, but what are their positions on the issues?

its a spicy meatball!

I'm predicting a come from behind victory.

Two girls, one vote!

What? Politicians being honest about being whores. Oh, wait just whores being honest about being politicians.

I love Italian politics so much.

SearchN: LeroyBourne: What if fark had a porn thread everyday? Nothing would be accomplished.

I am secretly trying to destroy the global economy. I think its working.

/Check my profile.

May I try to persuade you by checking out Lanny Barbie's old stuff, Lezley Zen, Dylan Ryder, Angel Long, and Rachel Starr.
/that should keep you busy beating your cack like it owes you money for a couple of decades

this will be reserved as "Erection Day" in Italy!

LeroyBourne:

You know good sir, I think you missed the fun part in there.

If any of you ladies want to raise my poll, submit a movement.

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Sauce?

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Sauce?

don't even know who she is.

I do remember a porn star threw her name into the governor's race in Cali. when Arnold first got elected. Nobody took that election serious.

Now those are a couple of candidates I could get behind.

lack of warmth: What? Politicians being honest about being whores. Oh, wait just whores being honest about being politicians.


It's been done.

This is a total non-surprise for Italy. Hell, they already elected a porn star to parliament -- and she didn't even stop making films after she was elected!

She's not particularly attractive, but if you're curious, look up Ilona Staller, aka "Cicciolina".

off to get popcorn and watch where this leads.

Blast from the past but definitely worth a look:

(Borderline NSFW) go HERE: Link (new window)

fusillade762: This is fine and all, but what are their positions on the issues?

The lady in blue prefers oral discussion of the issues, while her worthy opponent prefers backing the status quo. Was is really that hard for you to put your finger on the issue?

I only vote for the candidate that makes anal one of their planks.

Jetty Cat Army: Is it that there are so many Italian porn stars that they've run out of non-porn stars to fill their public offices? Or is it that porn is more accepted there? Or more tame there?

I feel like old-school Jenna Jameson would have been a great politician. Current JJ is just a little too creepy.

Peter North comes to on Washington?

FTFY

At last someone makes politics interesting for the common man.