Hmm, I'm leaning more to Hero Tag as opposed to Florida Tag.

/Florida Tag must have hit Hero Tag with a slice of pizza

I got a small blister on my finger due to hot sauce flying up from cutting my pizza last night and am getting a kick out of these replies.

A guy tried to stab me with a slice of pizza once,....once.

Seriously, he was locked up after he stabbed his boss with a knife.

lucky he was holding pizza when he got mad at me.

It's a Wonderful Vagina

I just had one of those moments where I posted on the wrong comments for wrong article that was suppose to be for the Vagina game thread.

At least it wasn't a limp biscuit...
/What?

TFA: She became concerned when she couldn't walk her mom up...

I could never walk my mom up either, should I be concerned?

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Was it this guy?

No. Worse the guy didn't remember trying to stab me. I don't know if he remembered stabbing his boss.

fpage77: It's a Wonderful Vagina

Dude! She' seven years old!

FTFA: "Life-saving awards handed out at Sarasota fire station"

Sooooo you have to do something praise worthy before they save your life now?

Pizza face!

jaylectricity: "They did ask where I lived and my number, and I had to tell them what kind of house and I had to stand outside on the lawn and I saw the ambulance coming."

So they told a 7 year old girl who was de facto by herself to go outside where she could have been snatched by some sicko?

Where the fark do you live? Is this the sort of thing you actually have to think about? Or are you just one of those types... you know, the ones that once heard about something bad that happened to the neighbor's dad's kid sister, and has therefore spent the rest of your life in abject terror?

Because you need to get your world view together. Or you need to take a walk through an ACTUAL bad neighborhood, so you can learn the difference between the (sub)urban paradise you actually live in, and the type of place where little girls are snatched off the street on a regular basis. I hear mexico is nice this time of year.

It seems those Big Sausage Pizza videos are getting even weirder.

Thrakkerzog: "electrocuted" means that the person died. If you don't die, you were just shocked.

Did you see the chick? She looked a little more than shocked to me.

/oblig (new window)

120 volts at 50 amps

So.. she had an internal resistance of 2.4 Ohms?

/Electricity, how does it work?
//So many things wrong with that statement

bugmn99: Thrakkerzog: "electrocuted" means that the person died. If you don't die, you were just shocked.

Did you see the chick? She looked a little more than shocked to me.

/oblig (new window)

That video made me laugh way more than it should have. I'm going to hell.

jaylectricity: Funny pizza related incident. (new window)

And then this right on top of it, I really can't breathe now.

I saved a kids life on Assateague Island in Maryland years ago...he went into a violent surf after a storm had come up the coast. I heard and saw his mom running up the beach, yelling. He couldn't get back to the beach because the waves were breaking right on shore, and I'm talking 6-8 foot waves. Idiot mom let him go in. The poor kid, maybe 10 yrs old, shouldn't have been in the water to begin with. Went in, brought him out, and later he thanked me for saving his life. Mom? Not a friekin thank you or anything. Not that I was looking for it, but it would have been nice. I told that kid" you see that water out there, respect it and you'll live to see tomorrow".



Just sayin......

dpzum1: I saved a kids life on Assateague Island in Maryland years ago...he went into a violent surf after a storm had come up the coast. I heard and saw his mom running up the beach, yelling. He couldn't get back to the beach because the waves were breaking right on shore, and I'm talking 6-8 foot waves. Idiot mom let him go in. The poor kid, maybe 10 yrs old, shouldn't have been in the water to begin with. Went in, brought him out, and later he thanked me for saving his life. Mom? Not a friekin thank you or anything. Not that I was looking for it, but it would have been nice. I told that kid" you see that water out there, respect it and you'll live to see tomorrow".



Just sayin......

I've heard from more than one lifeguard that an astonishing number of people who have just been saved or whose loved ones have just been saved don't bother to say "thank you."

but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza

Just like Daddy used to do.

scott88008: Dude! She' seven years old!

just seven years away from conceiving her own welfare baby, like mom!

"When that pizza didn't wake her mom, she knew she had to get help."

The ol' deep-dish smackdown is a time-honored litmus test for a medical emergency...